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Weird Things I've Found While on Vacation in New Mexico, Part I.

Posted 03.25.2001 by Dave (11977)






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LD (not verified) -- 08.09.2001

I have a sheep, Hippo, and a cow like that!

Dave (11977) -- 08.26.2001

I found out recently that MTV uses these pig things in their promos. May I state for the record that MTV is lame and that I had no idea that they used them too.

PIG (not verified) -- 12.21.2001

looks like fun, "ouch, your squeezing the shit out of ME" Piggy

Bryan (not verified) -- 03.26.2002

Hey I got a sheep like that too! That's all I gotta say!

Bryan (not verified) -- 03.26.2002

Yah I gotta pooping sheep! I just love to squeeze the SHIT out of it! That'all I gotta say!

Zowie (not verified) -- 03.27.2002

I got the sheep keychain. It is a great stress reliever. SQUEEZIN' THE SHIT!!!!!

FUCK THIS SHIT (not verified) -- 04.08.2002

SQUEEZE THE PIGGY AND WATCH THE SHIT POP OUT!!!!

Poopy Pantz (not verified) -- 04.22.2002

I am gonna squeeze the livin' shit outta you piggy!

FART (not verified) -- 04.26.2002

Yeh, I got the poopin' sheep! I give it a good SQUEEZE!! This is one sheep that doesn't go BAAAAAA!!

Hershey Squirts (not verified) -- 05.25.2002

I have all of these "pooping" animal keychains. The pig and sheep and elephant are my faves!

Dalya (not verified) -- 08.11.2002

I really want these. That's right, all of them! At my local store, they only have the pooping baby, so I'm going to order on line.

Dalya (not verified) -- 09.23.2002

I still want these!!

Amy (not verified) -- 09.26.2002

I have the pooping cow and it rulz!!! I want the sheep bad tho!......... they all rule!

Dalya (again) (not verified) -- 10.05.2002

I WILL NOT SLEEP OR EAT UNTIL I GET THESE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dalya (not verified) -- 10.23.2002

Yes!!!!!!!!!!! I finally got three! I got the pig, the cow, and the dog! If you want to shop for it online, you can go to stupid.com

Teri (12) -- 11.25.2002

I have a pooping elephant. It's cute, but gross! My friend got it for me as a gag gift, and I laughed so hard!

Randall (not verified) -- 11.25.2002

I have the pig. lol

Jamie (not verified) -- 11.25.2002

I got a poopin hippo, and i luv it!

Betty Fucter (not verified) -- 12.01.2002

The pooping sheep rules!!!!

Poop Shute (not verified) -- 12.12.2002

Ya I got all these "poopin" animals. The pig rules!!!!

Kristine (not verified) -- 12.13.2002

I have a pooping cow, and I am totally attached to it.

anonymous coward (not verified) -- 12.13.2002

I got poopin puppy!

OINK! (not verified) -- 02.18.2003

I love the pooping pig! That one rulez!

boy george (not verified) -- 03.23.2003

fxck me a hundred times! http://reviews12.tripod.com

Tomoko (not verified) -- 04.27.2003

I have a piggy and a cow like that, and I got it at the mall in CA! ^_^ My friends and I absolutely LOVE them!

baliwgirl (not verified) -- 05.03.2003

I've heard of pooping animal keychains, where they poop out chocolate jelly beans. I don't know where yah can buy them though

Tatsu (not verified) -- 05.04.2003

ah, tatsu see lots of those here in japan ne! soooo kawaii! ^.^x so many different pooping animals ne!

Tina (not verified) -- 05.07.2003

I have a pooping duck and I love it! It's very cute and funny.

Nin (not verified) -- 05.09.2003

I have one of those pooping animal key-chains that'll poop out gum. It's supposed to be laying an egg, but that's not what it's doing ^.^

Druid (not verified) -- 05.25.2003

I have got this alien tat has pooping green eyes!!!

John (72) -- 10.09.2003

You can get these pooping animals for $0.89 cents at www.Zymetrical.com/page.asp?id=47 - Thought you guys might like to know.

Narf! (not verified) -- 11.06.2003

Have you seen "poop-n-fresh" the thing that poots when you poke it?
http://www.donkeydance.com/funstuff/poopnfresh.htm

Lame comment! -1 point
Amanda (33) -- 11.06.2003

you all are pretty lame. thats all i have to say..........

Terri (not verified) -- 11.06.2003

Awesome....I want one too. The kids would probibly kill it though!!!!!!!!!

Cheryl (11) -- 11.07.2003

I WORK AT A RADIO STATION AND I WANT TO KNOW WHERE YOU GOT THIS ITEM IN MEXICO - CAN IT BE ORDERED ONLINE? THAT IS HILARIOUS!!!!

Rick (53) -- 11.18.2003

pooping pigs $0.89cents each. Too funny guys. http://www.zymetrical.com/product.asp?3=249

randal coggins(ark.) (not verified) -- 02.16.2004

yeah i love to poop its great! i poop in my oldest brothers mouth all the time! he says it tastes like candy!

The Shit Volcano (3817) -- 02.24.2004

Bwah ha ha ha!!! I want one!

poop (not verified) -- 05.24.2004

poopy cow

boob (not verified) -- 05.24.2004

I want poopy cow now!!!! It's mine. MINE!!!!!!!!!!

anyonymous coward (not verified) -- 05.24.2004

Go poopy cow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah.

Shaun (25) -- 06.06.2004

I did have that pig at one point, but I lost it :( I'm thinking about getting a new one.

Poopula (not verified) -- 07.20.2004

I have the pig, the cow, and the sheep. each one has a different color of "shit" in it.

chad (not verified) -- 07.21.2004

they have those in the kiddie toy machines at pizza-hut (ya know the ones that eat your quarters)

nic (not verified) -- 08.29.2004

I send this site to any one Who sends me crap mail? I send them crap mail right back! Cool site!

Shaun again (not verified) -- 09.16.2004

I found my pig last night, it was totally mutilated. Turns out my dog likes chewing on it. I do plan to get a new one, and no, I'm not selling my dog. Sorry.

The Shit Volcano (3817) -- 10.01.2004

Shaun, I didn't know there was a whole set of these things. Now I have to get them all!!!!

Unnamed Poltroon (not verified) -- 04.09.2006

Wifey & I found one of these at the Hoover Dam Gift Shoppe (back when there was one on the AZ side) in 2000. Thought it was so side-splittingly funny that I sent it to my bro in Chicago. As far as I know he still has it.

Anonymous Coward (not verified) -- 08.17.2006

I had those once, but someone had squeezed it and taken the poop out of it.

DungDaddy (1460) -- 09.12.2006

Hah Hah! I love those little pooping animal key chains. I used to have them all. Some of them, I squeezed so much that the poop became distended and dirty. Some I lost. And I left one in the car and the poop melted all over the cup-holder.

loaf pincher (125) -- 05.03.2007

the person who came up with this idea is a true genuis i want to squeeze the shit out of one

Miss Simone Scat (570) -- 07.26.2007

The poopie pig..LOL
Producing waste since 1967

chloe (not verified) -- 08.14.2008

yuck! they have those at gift shops at scince center.

Mrs. Mad Crapper (1117) -- 03.25.2009

We always get the pooping reindeer for Christmas and the pooping bunnies for Easter. My kids love em.
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Earth, insane asylum for the universe.

J.D. Poopsalot (not verified) -- 08.07.2009

I sell the Pig and Cow, and sometimes dog, and the snotty snotnose keychain, but none of my suppliers have the sheep. I've never seen one. It must be like getting Park Place in Mcdonald's Monopoly...

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