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Weird Things I've Found While on Vacation in New Mexico, Part I.

Posted 03.25.2001 by Dave (11538)






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LD (not verified) -- 08.09.2001

I have a sheep, Hippo, and a cow like that!

Dave (11538) -- 08.26.2001

I found out recently that MTV uses these pig things in their promos. May I state for the record that MTV is lame and that I had no idea that they used them too.

PIG (not verified) -- 12.21.2001

looks like fun, "ouch, your squeezing the shit out of ME" Piggy

Bryan (not verified) -- 03.26.2002

Hey I got a sheep like that too! That's all I gotta say!

Bryan (not verified) -- 03.26.2002

Yah I gotta pooping sheep! I just love to squeeze the SHIT out of it! That'all I gotta say!

Zowie (not verified) -- 03.27.2002

I got the sheep keychain. It is a great stress reliever. SQUEEZIN' THE SHIT!!!!!

FUCK THIS SHIT (not verified) -- 04.08.2002

SQUEEZE THE PIGGY AND WATCH THE SHIT POP OUT!!!!

Poopy Pantz (not verified) -- 04.22.2002

I am gonna squeeze the livin' shit outta you piggy!

FART (not verified) -- 04.26.2002

Yeh, I got the poopin' sheep! I give it a good SQUEEZE!! This is one sheep that doesn't go BAAAAAA!!

Hershey Squirts (not verified) -- 05.25.2002

I have all of these "pooping" animal keychains. The pig and sheep and elephant are my faves!

Dalya (not verified) -- 08.11.2002

I really want these. That's right, all of them! At my local store, they only have the pooping baby, so I'm going to order on line.

Dalya (not verified) -- 09.23.2002

I still want these!!

Amy (not verified) -- 09.26.2002

I have the pooping cow and it rulz!!! I want the sheep bad tho!......... they all rule!

Dalya (again) (not verified) -- 10.05.2002

I WILL NOT SLEEP OR EAT UNTIL I GET THESE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dalya (not verified) -- 10.23.2002

Yes!!!!!!!!!!! I finally got three! I got the pig, the cow, and the dog! If you want to shop for it online, you can go to stupid.com

Teri (12) -- 11.25.2002

I have a pooping elephant. It's cute, but gross! My friend got it for me as a gag gift, and I laughed so hard!

Randall (not verified) -- 11.25.2002

I have the pig. lol

Jamie (not verified) -- 11.25.2002

I got a poopin hippo, and i luv it!

Betty Fucter (not verified) -- 12.01.2002

The pooping sheep rules!!!!

Poop Shute (not verified) -- 12.12.2002

Ya I got all these "poopin" animals. The pig rules!!!!

Kristine (not verified) -- 12.13.2002

I have a pooping cow, and I am totally attached to it.

anonymous coward (not verified) -- 12.13.2002

I got poopin puppy!

OINK! (not verified) -- 02.18.2003

I love the pooping pig! That one rulez!

boy george (not verified) -- 03.23.2003

fxck me a hundred times! http://reviews12.tripod.com

Tomoko (not verified) -- 04.27.2003

I have a piggy and a cow like that, and I got it at the mall in CA! ^_^ My friends and I absolutely LOVE them!

baliwgirl (not verified) -- 05.03.2003

I've heard of pooping animal keychains, where they poop out chocolate jelly beans. I don't know where yah can buy them though

Tatsu (not verified) -- 05.04.2003

ah, tatsu see lots of those here in japan ne! soooo kawaii! ^.^x so many different pooping animals ne!

Tina (not verified) -- 05.07.2003

I have a pooping duck and I love it! It's very cute and funny.

Nin (not verified) -- 05.09.2003

I have one of those pooping animal key-chains that'll poop out gum. It's supposed to be laying an egg, but that's not what it's doing ^.^

Druid (not verified) -- 05.25.2003

I have got this alien tat has pooping green eyes!!!

John (74) -- 10.09.2003

You can get these pooping animals for $0.89 cents at www.Zymetrical.com/page.asp?id=47 - Thought you guys might like to know.

Narf! (not verified) -- 11.06.2003

Have you seen "poop-n-fresh" the thing that poots when you poke it?
http://www.donkeydance.com/funstuff/poopnfresh.htm

Lame comment! -1 point
Amanda (33) -- 11.06.2003

you all are pretty lame. thats all i have to say..........

Terri (not verified) -- 11.06.2003

Awesome....I want one too. The kids would probibly kill it though!!!!!!!!!

Cheryl (11) -- 11.07.2003

I WORK AT A RADIO STATION AND I WANT TO KNOW WHERE YOU GOT THIS ITEM IN MEXICO - CAN IT BE ORDERED ONLINE? THAT IS HILARIOUS!!!!

Rick (54) -- 11.18.2003

pooping pigs $0.89cents each. Too funny guys. http://www.zymetrical.com/product.asp?3=249

randal coggins(ark.) (not verified) -- 02.16.2004

yeah i love to poop its great! i poop in my oldest brothers mouth all the time! he says it tastes like candy!

The Shit Volcano (3646) -- 02.24.2004

Bwah ha ha ha!!! I want one!

poop (not verified) -- 05.24.2004

poopy cow

boob (not verified) -- 05.24.2004

I want poopy cow now!!!! It's mine. MINE!!!!!!!!!!

anyonymous coward (not verified) -- 05.24.2004

Go poopy cow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah.

Shaun (25) -- 06.06.2004

I did have that pig at one point, but I lost it :( I'm thinking about getting a new one.

Poopula (not verified) -- 07.20.2004

I have the pig, the cow, and the sheep. each one has a different color of "shit" in it.

chad (not verified) -- 07.21.2004

they have those in the kiddie toy machines at pizza-hut (ya know the ones that eat your quarters)

nic (not verified) -- 08.29.2004

I send this site to any one Who sends me crap mail? I send them crap mail right back! Cool site!

Shaun again (not verified) -- 09.16.2004

I found my pig last night, it was totally mutilated. Turns out my dog likes chewing on it. I do plan to get a new one, and no, I'm not selling my dog. Sorry.

The Shit Volcano (3646) -- 10.01.2004

Shaun, I didn't know there was a whole set of these things. Now I have to get them all!!!!

Unnamed Poltroon (not verified) -- 04.09.2006

Wifey & I found one of these at the Hoover Dam Gift Shoppe (back when there was one on the AZ side) in 2000. Thought it was so side-splittingly funny that I sent it to my bro in Chicago. As far as I know he still has it.

Anonymous Coward (not verified) -- 08.17.2006

I had those once, but someone had squeezed it and taken the poop out of it.

DungDaddy (1364) -- 09.12.2006

Hah Hah! I love those little pooping animal key chains. I used to have them all. Some of them, I squeezed so much that the poop became distended and dirty. Some I lost. And I left one in the car and the poop melted all over the cup-holder.

loaf pincher (72) -- 05.03.2007

the person who came up with this idea is a true genuis i want to squeeze the shit out of one

Miss Simone Scat (570) -- 07.26.2007

The poopie pig..LOL
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