I drink like a fish...6 to 10 beers everyday...and I poop solid logs...

You know I noticed that when I drank Budweiser products, I would always get the shits the morning after. The scary ones. So I switched to rum and coke. Then I just started puking in the morning, hungover or not. Now I don't drink as much.

SPEAKING OF PUKING.....YOU ALL MAKE ME WANNA PUKE!!!!!!

You people make me sick...what a bunch of assholes. Don't you have anything better to do than drink and crap? Push away from the bar, get off the can and go find a real life.

i noticed that when drinking corona's all night.. god, i'd shit my brains out the next morning like i just ate a can of corn .. lol

Why do you dis poo? Don't you realize that poo is the most universal of all human experiences? Some would argue sex, maybe, or love, or happiness -- but not everyone has sex, or is in love, or is happy. But everyone --- EVERYONE --- poos! Why not embrace this facet of human nature? Why are you disgusted by something so universal across the spectrum of mankind?

Dave, you must realize that it is hard for people to poop when they have their heads stuck up their asses... Fortunately, most of us here don't have that problem...only a few...

I love to drink,sometimes to much and doing what I do for a living the end results are not always so good.In June I was booked for a shoot in South Beach so I just had to go out and get blotto the night before..long story short..when I was trying the first thong I got that rumbling feeling in my belly...I shit all over me and some of the cameras that were in the dressing room..no more tequila

After I get done with a hard night of drinking I always crap solid logs. They smear the bowl a little while getting flushed but thats about it.

My but is big and my hole is small.
Shit is expandable. I am a salad tosser.
Penis is good.
This site is funny. Adam Sandler is funny.
I bet he has hairy balls.

I agree with the drinking idea. I recently stopped drinking because of the unpleasant bouts with the porcelain prince.

My all time worst is if I eat some hot mexican food. The next morning, my poo STINKS! Last night I had burritos and chimichangas for dinner (my fault), and at 3 AM, the smell eminating from my posterior woke me up in bed. It was a horrid scent; a mix of HCl and Rotten egg. I quickly proceeded to run to the bathroom with a flashlight (the bright lights wake me up at light), and put my volcanic rectum on the toilet. What proceeded to happen is still a blur to me. The smell was so bad, I was coughing, and gagging, and I woke up. I had to use almost half a roll to wipe my bum, and everytime I thought I was done, more diarrhea would erupt.

Needless to say, I was on the toilet for about an hour and a half, and couldn't get back to sleep. My girlfriend lay in bed, sound asleep. So instead of flushing the toilet, I just closed the lid to give her a big surprise this morning. She called me at the office this morning and swore at me saying she almost died on the smell and she had to turn the fan on and open the windows!

With Love,

Until next time,

Bob Poolick

When I quit drinking, I had white knuckle turds that ripped my asshole apart!

Bob Poolick, I laughed my ass off at your post. I will have to try this trick on my sister the next time I visit.

Speaking of nasty poos, I just had one. Not only was it runny, but the smell just about gagged me. I did drink alcohol, but that was two nights ago...Maybe it has something to do with that??

Couldnet have said it better, AMy.

Wow, bob.

I was reasearching some for the BM news, and I found this Islamic commandment:

"CONSTIPATION:

The blessed Prophet advised that while defaecating keep pressure on the left foot (Tibrani). In squatting position this maneuvers will cause pressure on the descending colon. Medically this helps evacuation of feaces from the descending colon thus relieving constipation, particularly when muscles of the abdomen are weak."

Also found this:

"WASHING AFTER DEFECATION:

This beneficial habit saves us from Pilonidal sinus which is an abscess with hair inside occurring near anal opening.

Pylonephritis: This is more in women due to the proximity of the urethral opening to the anus so toilet paper while being used may bring germs like E. coli to the urethra.

ABOLUTION:

A pre requisite of prayers yet one of the most hygienic procedure as it usually keeps the exposed parts of our body clean and also the parts of entry like mouth and nose thus avoiding Infection."

Also all Muslims must be circumcised.--useless fact of the day.

It's ablution, not abolution.

The post from "Shaur" above illustrates my point about why these threads should be edited. It has nothing whatsoever to do with this site's Mission Statement.

And, KOC, if you are a fan of the Koran, what are you doing eating at KFC?

It's not worth it. Go back to drinking.

I think Shaur's post is good. Perhaps he's free-forming.

Not a "best of" but ok "need to know" type of info.
Producing waste since 1967

I like to drink - I drink most days. Same of poop. But I don't think they are related. How much I drink does not affect how much I poop.