I want the 3 minute of my life back that I wasted reading this.

I didn't mind the story, but i want the 3 seconds I wasted reading Doniker's comment back!

This story was pretty bad.(sorry) I would have rather heard the story on why you were in the nut ward.

Uhm, Dave? This has to be one of the worst stories that you have ever put up for the world to see. I am disappointed in your judgment. Tsk tsk.

I'm with Doniker on this one. Although I think I need six minutes back because I read it twice just to see if it was as bad as I previously thought.

It was.

I actually like this one.

I liked the story by Brandon. It was a true story, not one made up by many of the frequent writers here at poopreport. He took the time to share it with us. Even as embarrassing as it must have been to him at the time, the writer was willing to entrust that we would somehow get something from his story. Apparently many of you probably missed an opportunity for him to write another one. I wouldn't blame him for finding some other site to post to. I for one, beginning today, will not read another story written by doniker. I wouldn't waste my precious 3 minutes.

Maybe alittle criticism will help Brandon write a better story next time.

I for one welcome positive and negative comments on my stories. I am interested in what people think I write is good or bad.

FUCK! SHIT! DAMNIT! FUCK!

This story was like a joke with no punchline. The story itself wasn't terrible but nothing funny happened in it. In fact the funniest part of the story was the title. I would have prefered to find out why Brandon went to the insane asylum.

You're in a mental hospital and calling SOMEONE ELSE a nutjob??? riiiiigggghhhhtttt.

I totally agree with you, Not A Critic. That was a really good way of putting it, too.

Sanitariums suck bad!

Here is the true story. The same person writes all the stories and posts on this site. It is neat how he has fun criticizing his own remarks. The guy in the nut house is the same guy who keeps writing all of this stuff. At least we now know the truth. Wait, I shouldn't have told you that.

Why did you tell them?

You shut up!

No, you shut up!

Yeah, I believe the term is "Multi-personality Disorder." It can be cured by not rating your own story that sucked ass. Call me a schitzo, but I think Not A Critic and mypoopyallmine are the same person. I think it's time you take a trip back to the asylum where you can shit yourself with pride. Only next time, don't come running to PoopReport with the story.

Just remember kids.

The crap stories make the average ones look better

and the better ones look excellent ;)

I kinda thought it was funny...

ThreePly, I can assure you that myself and mypoopyallmine are not the same writer. In fact, I felt pretty good that mypoopyallmine patted me on the back for my sticking up for Brandon. It's good to know that something I wrote made a positive impact. That doesn't always happen to me. Thank you, mypoopyallmine, for the uplift. This is a great site here, and there's no way to really know if the stories written here are true, false, or a little of each. You have to be your own judge and decide how much longer you can tolerate the stories before you decide to take this site out of your Favorites folder. I'm not much into fiction, so I appreciate the stories that border on what you might call boring, and not those that sound way out there. I find myself coming back here every day. I, too, could share some stories with you.....probably dozens of them, but I am not nearly the writer that some of these guys and gals are. I'm afraid my stories would not be worthy of reading if critiqued by some of the writers that post here on a daily basis. I may post one soon and see! Take care :-)

Maybe the author should have written about Chron's disease in the intro paragraph. I know someone who has it but that doesn't mean everyone has.

Hey well it was an ok bordering on bad story but hey brandon u should have told us why u were in there are u really crazy??? write back im interested! hah funny i like the mental thing better than the story!

To finish my statement to assplege or what ever his shity name is and to all you others out there, you fail to understand me, I continue my crusade to ask the simple question, why? Why do I do things like this and why is it so enjoyable. No worrys dave, I know now why you banned me from your forums, T-Shirts , sales, and assfuck the anti fecal. foster homes are not all that i went thru. witinessing my mother kill 3 peoples and being abused as a kid is more like it. Any how ive moved on to greener pastures and have no more need to visit your site. It realy is the anti fecal of the feces world.

The_Shitman

IN DAYS OF OLD WHEN i WAS JUST A CHILD i NEVER KNEW THE POWER THAT FECES COULD BRING. I never got into realy sick stuff like scat or smearing feces on my body, but I liked creating art and as a form of artistic expression or revenge or even general pestering I would rub fecal waste on bathroom walls or store shelves or even car hoods.

I have searched for the answer as to why I enjoy this so much, or even why it seems like such a strong habbit. Are there others out there who have this issue who would admit it even? Is there not people out there who have felt the urge to rub fecal waste on bathroom walls just to watch someone else have to clean it up? If there are then I urge you to get help before you feel you can not control it. Rubbing feces has cost me 2 colleges and 1 job all due to being a suspect but actually never getting caught.

I urge you to get help with this addiction or face a world where fecal rubbing is looked at as a terrible thing to do.

If you wish to contine with your fecal ways then learn how to defend the pure artistic expression of it. Do not let others stop you from your goals. Ether you must defend what you feel is fecal or get help but please do not be in the middle like me.

Fecaly Yours , The SHitman

ps dave I dont like carots

IN THE LAST 8 PAST YEARS I'VE PONDERED OVER WHAT EXACTLY IT MEANS TO BE ME. PEOPLE SEEM ANOYED OR REPULSED BY MY ACTIONS BUT THEY DO NOT LOKK AT THE ADDICTION OR ARTISTIC SIDE OF MY FECAL BEHAVIORS.

I HAVE BEEN CALLED MANY NAMES IN THE PAST, ONE OF MY OLD COLLEGES CALLED ME " MADCRAPPER " WHILE OTHERS CALLED ME FECALPHANTOM, PHANTOMCRAPPER OR EVEN THE POOP BANDIT. I PREFERED THE_SHITMAN.

IN FUTURE YEARS I MAY CREATE AN ARTISTIC SCULPTER WITH FECES AND POST IT ON THE NET OR EVEN START A SITE WITH MY ARTISTIC EXPRESSIONS THAT I HAVE MADE ACROSS BATHROOM WALLS ALL AROUND THE US. I PLAN ON POSTING MY WORK ON VARIOUS SITES UNTILL I MAKE MY OWN. YOU SEE PEOPLE HERE AT PR JUDGE ME BECAUSE MY FUN WITH FECES IS DIFFERENT THAN THEIRS. THEY PUT ME DOWN BECAUSE THEY FEEL THEY NEED TO ACT LIKE POOP NAZIS. SORRY DAVE I USED TO THINK YOU WERE A NICE GUY BUT I SEE YOU COWER UNDER PRESSURE.

WHEN YOU ENTER A BATHROOM STALL YOU GO THERE TO RELAX AND DEFICATE. WHY SETTLE FOR A PLAIN OLD BATHROOM STALL WITH STUPID GRAFITI WHEN YOU CAN EASE INTO THE MOOD WITH FECAL ART COVERING THE WALLS. THE POOPREPORT SHOULD BE A HAVEN FOR ALL PEOPLE WHO HAVE COME O UT OF THE BATHROOM STALL AND SAID " I AM NO LONGER A SHAMELESS SHITER" I HAVE EVOLVED FROM A SHAMELESS SHITTER TO WHAT i AM NOW, AN ARTISTIC DEFICATER. I ENCOURAGE ALL OF YOU TO OPEN YOUR BOWELS TO THE PURE AND WONDERFULL FREEDOM OF FECAL ART.

I think the story was good, but it should have had more to it. More detail and more that happened. Maybe it would have been funny, even.

Also, I'm quite interested in why you were there. I have a friend who's bipolar who keeps having to go to a mental ward because her parents hate her and she's underage.

whomever used my name earlier, i thank them. all readers who know my ways know a fake shit from the real shit. so, mystery poster...... its seems you have perfected cloning. now why dont you go clone a hulking austrian and shove him up your ass. then, instead of using MY name, you could be called "Terminator 3".

in closing, all fakers are meager meal tickets i wipe my toilet bowl with before mailing them to a monkeys uncle.

Ha ha ha ha!!!

What an interesting thread of replies! Here's my take on this story:

I know a thing or two about so called "mental wards". I have spent my share of time in hospitals for psychiatric reasons. First, if anything happens to your clothes (or if you show up naked) they have pajama type bottoms they give you, at least to sleep in. They also provide tops and or johnnys, so wearing poop encrusted pants does not even sound remotely like an option you'd have to select. Most of the hospitals I have been to also have their own washing fascilities where the patients did their own laundry. So, once again...why wear the same dirty pants? I'm not saying every hospital is the same, but I hardly think you would have to walk around in dirty clothing.

At best, this story sounds like he might have squirted out a wet fart and just elaberated the rest. I didn't find it interesting and not sure it's entirely true, but that's for each reader to decide.

I have at least one "poop in the pants story" that happened to me. I think I'll post it and then you can see how a real story written with a little wit and humor will get you positive or at least interesting comments.

I do admit I'm surprised Dave let this one slip by. He must be hard up for material! I'll submit my story. It's been awhile anyways.

-AP

Lol, no problem, Not a Critic

You sure can't take a joke very well, huh, crappercritic, you poopy bastard.

Ass Phlegm you are correct.

At age 17 my parents put me in a drug rehab/phyco ward and upon admission I was stripped down and received a complete physical exam. They even checked my asshole for drugs.

Brandon is a crackpot. Fake boring story.

you, sure; "cant'" form! proper> sentences, huh^ other crappercritic@#?

i did rather enjoy the poopy bastard part though, you inbred toenail.

I'd been having second third and fourth thoughts about whether or not to share my "when I was on smack and shat in my hand" story, because it made me seem like a lunatic drug addict. But now that I've read this story, I feel a little bit more inclined to spout off. And whats the deal with all this HATIN'? jesus lippy christos, its only shit. I cant believe I just said that.

Brown Word, please share your shat in the hand story with us!!!!!

I figured you would, crappercritic, you incestuous penis wrinkle.

Forgot to mention this, I thought that "imbred toenail" was a good one.

Update on the contest.

Its day 4 and my ass is sore.

hah doniker very funny ur comments are great!

Does poop smell different when your in the Insane Asylum(c)? I hope not because Im going to one next week and I crap quite a lot. Smell my natural goodness.

nice

This is a very bad story...Why was it ever posted!

Incesuous penis wrinkle?

im sorry j.a.c

What if you have a penis that looks like a poop? or vice versa? Let us ponder these mysteries of the unoverse.

You're lucky you got out of there as fast as you did. They usually try and find a way to turn it into life imprisonment...

Read it an' I'll take my point,TYVM.