I was eating pizza at a little dumpy place along the Boardwalk in Atlantic City (actually the whole place is a dump) when I looked out the window and saw a small boy sans pants pissing as he walked along. The kid was no more than 3 years old and the people I assumed to be his parents were walking along next to him several feet away. They were laughing and so was the kid as the high pressure golden flow squirted from his micro-penis. At first I thought this was odd but not entirely distasteful because a) it was a little kid b) it was Atlantic City and c)being an out-of-towner I thought maybe this was an East Coast tradition (when in Rome...). 13 years later and thanks to Dave, I now see this incident in context. I now believe that it was inappropriate and wrong. This is the true value of poopreport.com, it allows us to gain true perspective of our relievatory expressions and chart a new course for mankind. Thanks poopreport!!

A few weeks ago, I was on the Q line heading back to Brooklyn when, to howls of protest from the other passengers, a homeless guy took a leak RIGHT IN THE CARRIAGE!

As we hastily lifted our feet from the floor to avoid the rapidly approaching river of piss, all he could mumble was, "I 'pologise. I s' sorry. I 'pologise."

Does anyone see that this site is call POOPreport. noe peereport

My friend - a tit who would do anyhthing for a bet - once shit on a train seat.

And he didn't even wipe his arse.

Who said punk is dead?

Personally, while I consider pissing on the patform like that to be wrong, it doesn't surprise me in NY. Oddly, I went to visit a friend there once whom I hadn't seen in about 10 years. He's taking me around NY and we were coming home late from a pub, waiting on one of the platforms. Without even a 'by your leave', he goes and pisses in a corner. No one else there complained or even really seemed to notice. I was shocked, but didn't say anything. Pretty sad, the state of the NY subway.

Over a decade ago when I worked downtown (Vancouver BC) I was leaving my workplace and was shocked to see a man urinating into a concrete planter on the sidewalk, there were lots of people walking along the street and lots of traffic but he just carried on...I think it's because there is a lack of public washrooms in big cities, I think there is only one in this city and it's in the scummy part of town. I guess street people have no choice but to piss in public places and areas like parkade stairwells (I hate them, always reek of piss), most businesses keep their washrooms for the use of customers & people can't just walk off the street to use them.

I live in the Czech Republic and all this fussing over public urination would seem very strange to the inhabitants of this rather fun country.

Waiting for a bus on a busy street and you have to pee? No problem, there's always a tree that is almost as wide as you are to mostly hide what you're doing only from the most idiotic of motorists and pedestrians?

Walking home from work and you happen to feel the urge? Simply find the nearest thing that can pass as a shrub or bush and you're golden.

I think perhaps the craziest thing I have seen so far occured while I was sitting on a tram (streetcar) that was caught up in traffic. We were stopped by an apartment complex where a mother came was coming out with several little children. This looke dot be quite the outing as the mother had two prams and what were most likely diaper kits (what the hell do I know what they're called?!).

At any rate, just after she got the door locked, a cute little girl in a little dress walked over to her and appeared to be posing a question. Upon receiving the request, the mother put on an exasperated look and off-handedly waved towards the middle of the walkway leading to the street (only a few metres long and therefore from the street).

The little girl walked to the middle of the concrete path where there was a drain. She hiked up her dress, peeled out of her little girl pants and squatted over the damn thing.

Now I know children and geezers tend to be held to a more lenient standard than those of us in the middle but this parent-recommended act was just too much.

As she was squatting over the pipe, anyone who happened to be looking is now aware of what the machanics of such an event look like.

It was really wierd.

But yeah, people pee all ovee the place around here.

If anyone is offended by public peeing I wouldn't plan a trip to France...

I've seen numerous public pissing events in France over the years, and even relived myself many times in full view of the population by the roadside. When in France.....

To bring the subject back to fecal matters, a mate of mine was driving along the road in Spain once and saw a guy having a shit in full view in a neighbouring field.

Neill

Neill

alot of public pissing goes on in australia, it goes hand in hand with beer drinking.

but you must be carefull in the city. both of my brothers have been arrested by the pigs for pissing in an alley way. this was on two seperate occasions.

when my younger brother was approached by no less than four police, they asked him wot he was doing. he said 'wee wees mate'. this was followed by a trip to the pig pen and a thirty dollar fine. lucky we got the police out there on the big jobs.

well if everyone just took a leak in public the world would be a smellier place, wouldn't it? one big urine stinking parkade stairwell, I can understand if it's an emergency but really ppl should not just be lazy and make a habit of it...one time when i was on vacation on the Adriatic coast, I saw a woman spread out some newspapers and was really grossed out to see her place her young child on it and the kid squatted & pooped, and there were public washrooms at the beach, how bizarre is that

Two NYC piss stories. Once was walking north on Ave. of the Americas around the West village area; saw a drunk homeless man stagger towards a tree planted near the sidewalk and promptly wet himself in broad daylight.

I was waiting for the S to take me from Grand Central to Times Square when the urge hit. Panicked, I looked around for a public restroom (which are uncommon in most NYC subway stations). no luck. I had already paid my fare, and couldn't leave the platform. I ran up a flight of stairs and found myself on a platform undergoing renovations. No one around. I stepped around a wall that shielded me and let loose. Whew!

I notice that a lot of truckers do this while on the road. There was the one stop I made while on a geology field trip. I tried to listen to the lecture but was overcome by the smell of stale piss. It was awful.

Piss is basically water. As long as someone pisses on the ground or by a tree or a shrub, what's the big deal? Where do you think people pissed/shit before there were toilets?

i didn't know it was possible.....but pee is kinda funny too.....poop still is king but, pee is the arch duke or somthing like that

Having spent all my money on booze, I found myself trying to find my car, late at night, down town. The urge to pee was great and I could not find a place that would let me in with out paying a cover charge. I find a feild off the beaten track, and began peeing in to the tree line. That is when the police car lit me, and told me to put up my hands, and to turn around. Of course, I could not do so with out flashing the cops with my tally whacker. So I finished, zipped up, and then turned around with hands in the air. They were very angry about this, and proceeded to accuse me of being a male prostitute.
I finally talked them out of that notion, and recieved a lovely ticket for P.I. : Public Urination.

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Oh that such laws were enforced in the cities of Europe. I lived in Germany for two years and there was a whole lot of pissin' goin' on.

I was in a pissing contest once,I lost. :( DD, "a whole lot of pissin' goin' on" in Germany sounds serious. Is this in any way related to the Great Austrian Dog Poop Census? Is Europe going (or gone) to hell in a toilet?

My boyfriend and I were out just before last Christmas delivering care packages to some of the older folks in our community. I had spent about two hours in his truck going from house to house, dropping stuff off. I had to pee. Bad. I procrastinated as long as I dared. I felt embarrassed to go into someone's house and say "Merry Christmas, I gotta pee." Now I REALLY had to go. When my bf went to this one house way out in the styx, I slipped out of the truck, unzipped my suit and stepped out of it (so as not to pee on it) and squatted down to pee. A car came up the road behind us. He slowed down. I thought OMG what if he pulls in? All I was wearing were my sneakers and socks. (I had been wearing a onepiece snowmobile suit and not much else. Earlier I had slipped and fallen into a ditch and had gotten soaked to the skin. I had just stripped and put on the snowmobile suit which was already in the truck.) Fortunately he didn't. I got dressed and back in the truck in a hurry.
I got the giggles afterward, but didn't tell my bf why. Man, I was so nervous just thinking about how I'd explain that to anyone!