My lord, what a sexy girl. I wish she was my girlfriend!

i would not like to tell my name but i always shit my pants and skirts at school
it is so good to sit in it i love it
i spray perfume in my pantie for no smell

What color was the shit?

Damn, these older poop stories really blow chow!

i agree shit volcano

i think that this is really cool sight to look at and i would like to see a lot of other stuf also cause this is helping me out for my health class project thanks a lot

Reminds me of a story they should have told in church. "Joshua and His Amazing Technicolor Poop Coat".

Actually, Clear Poop, I was thinking along similar lines: Dolly Parton's "Coat of Many Colors"
"...the poop of many colors that the camp food made for me..."

Did nobody see "teacher" saying she likes to shit her pants on purpose and wallow in it all day long? That certainly got my attention...perv weirdo

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Big DJ Industriez Inc.
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I'm not a whore, you are.

Yep. Got mine, too.

Oh my god! This girl was shitting Colgates!

i wish i had read this when it was posted i would love to read the details of color texture and consistency . did anyone actually see you doing it ?

These stories are pointless and need to be deleted, or put in another section.
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I will never shit somewhere that only has that horrible, scratchy brand of toilet paper. That stuff sucks!

The fact that you feel the need to comment, or worse, "no comment" every story you read leads me to believe you are pointless and need to be deleted....but your new...so...carry on with your...uh....whatever the hell your doing.
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The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.

Bilgepump,if it's THAT bothersome, i will cease doing it. You don't have to be rude about it. There are enough new stories to comment on, and more people are going to read them
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I will never shit somewhere that only has that horrible, scratchy brand of toilet paper. That stuff sucks!

yes, you will notice that the quality of the stories have greatly improved since the site first started. but that doesn't mean the old stories need to be removed. it just shows how much the site has evolved from the beginning.
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i love poop.

I'm just surprised at how much Bilge and Lee bitched at each other "back in the day"
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Earth, insane asylum for the universe.

I gave the 'hopper a stern talking to...she wised up. She was SUCH a pain in the ass, from a moderator's point of view, when she was new, lol.

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The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.

Oh so you laid an internet mod smackdown on her then.
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Earth, insane asylum for the universe.

Hey! I may not be here as often, but i can still SEE you talking about me!!!! *sits in corner and pouts, refusing to squee*
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The Original Grasshopper

Still acting like a spoiled brat....must be time for another smackdown.

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The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.

pot of gold nearby ?

This is poop report.....I believe that should be potty of gold.

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Eat chilies and feel the burn!!

OMG, I'm totally gonna revert back to how I typed when I first came here...omg, Bilge, i know you hated me this time last year, and I will find a post where you said it.
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The Original Grasshopper

Teacher, you are delusional. Your purfume doesn't cover the smell of SHIT! It is my opinion that you are unfit for teaching children. You need a psychiatrist.
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...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17

Another online smackdown? Excuse me, old man? :D
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The Original Grasshopper

Gettin' too big for your britches, little one...
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The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.

I know I'll be paying for that comment...
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The Original Grasshopper

oh yeah...big time....
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The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.

Oh damn, you beat me to it. Hmm...
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The Original Grasshopper

Aw man...now I'm a little scared....:D People! Bilge is only an inch taller than me! So....no, he'd still kick my ass.
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The Original Grasshopper

No more rainbow icecream