This past weekend I trekked downtown in Atlanta to a Braves game. I took the MARTA down
to the game. The game went quite well, one team won, and the other lost, just as it
normally happens. I drank quite my share of 24oz beers at Turner Field. Like a good boy,
I used the restroom before I made my way to MARTA and the burbs.
My ride on MARTA going back north was fairly uneventful. There were some quiet people,
and 3 drunk ass rednecks. I had about a 20 to 30 minute ride from downtown to my stop.
So I sat there and just rode the train.
When my stop finally arrived I stood up. This was a bad idea. I hadn't noticed, but my
bladder was the size of a basketball. I started trekking to the restroom. This turned
out to be quite painful with every step. My eyes were turing yellow. Finally, we reached
the outside of the terminal and I saw the sign.
I opened the door and peered in. This was a long narrow restroom. Small sink attached
to one wall. There was a 3' high divider between the sink and the facilities. The
facilities consisted of a urinal and a regular toilet. No divider between. Upon
opening the door I saw a dude at the end, taking a shit.
But this guy wasn't right at
all. He was insane and homeless. And he was rapping. Sitting there taking a shit,
stomping his feet, clapping his hands and taking a hot steaming poop. There wasnt much
I could do. I waltzed to the urinal, 3' from him and commenced pissing. I listened to
him, and gave him encouragement. "Yeah man, sing it". All the while he is rapping about
killing people, and shitting on them, and that bitch that took his soul. Dude wasn't
right at all.
In the middle of all this, the door opens again and there is another poor soul with a
full bladder that has to piss. He takes one look in the door and then promptly closes
it. Staying on the outside, of course.
I finish my 47 gallon micturation and promptly get the fuck out of that room. Upon
exiting I see the dude that peered into the restroom pissing in the bushes. I thought,
"damn, I prolly should have done that too."
-- Clustersnarf
