I've always thought this was a really funny story.

He slipped some suppositories in her without her knowledge??? I've heard of skillful sleight-of-hand but JESUS!!!!!

Girls, Sleep with one eye open!!

My GAWD Girl, are you just now reading this too?!

HOW CAN YOU SLIP A SUPPOPITORIE IN SOMEONES ASS WITHOUT THEM KNOWING?

Well, if he was f***ing her in the ass, then he could've done it

and the dirty bitch didnt wipe her ass?

i've seen the public bathrooms....i'd poop on the tracks too and make RobinUK wipe me.

what happened to the poop when the train came to the station? Did it flaten out like when you put a penny on the tracks? The friggin story is not true... I fed her ex-lax laced cookies!

I think the whole thing just sounds "shitty".

Well all I can say is she must of had a loose ass if she didnt notice it! An yes RobinUK wipes others for free

Hey...that sounds just like what RobinUK did to me last year! He's sure one shitty guy!

Ahh..it was not a good evening. The Buffet at 'Country Kitchen' featured Yankee Pot Roast, Chicken Ala King and my fave, 'BeastLoaf'.. (Meatloaf is what THEY called it, but after I gomphed three helpings of the fetid slabs of former cow-like admixture, a sort of animal-like feeling came over my intestines that told me I'd better make like a guernsey and moooove out to the shitter post-haste. I made it to the hallway when the first volley absofuckin'lutely blasted into my BVDs. A true pantload, I hobble horror strickin the rest of the way to the man's room just in time to fire load two right into my jockeys. A waitress must've seen load one, because soon after I'd got the stall door open and my belt undone, I heard giggling coming all the way from the kitchen. My guts felt like they'd bought a one-way ticket to colostomy-land as they fouled the toilet repeatedly, so loudly that the metal walls of the stall actually reverberated. I had, probably no less than a gallon of liquid fecal matter in the crotch of my (how stupid of me) off-white dockers, and I could feel the sewage trickling into my socks and shoes. Just when I thought I might be ready to think about cleaning myself up, another download would commence. I was getting angry now, and the door to the mens' room swung open. I could see a pair of shoes as they stopped in mid-step, apparently having been paralyzed by the stench. The shoes turned to go and I blurted out, 'OH..please.. could you send the manager in..' It was all I could think to do. I shat another couple of ass wads into the now nearly full commode and the door opened again. A faint voice called out.. 'hello..' I tried my best to explain the difficulty I was in, my clothing ruined, my wife in the booth where I left her. The manager was kind and fetched the missus. I managed to get my wallet out of my horribly soiled trousers and wiped it off a tad and handed it to her under the door with instructions to go next door and buy me some new pants, shorts, socks and shoes (if they were on sale) and a couple of towels and some air freshner. She was gone for what seemed like days, and let me say that now I know the true meaning of desperation. Thank you.

This story is full of shit!

Eye drops... Oh yes, odourless, almost tasteless... a few drops in a beverage and let the loose stools fly.

oh my god poor Tim!!!!LMAO (laugh my ass out)

one time in boot camp

SHIT IT IS ALL SHIT

HOLY SHIT!

I think he meant "Laxatives"

i find that story highly unbelieveable.

I don't. I've seen New York.

New York, got lost in new york one time. for 24 freaking hard ball hours, was coming from new hampshire, and made a wrong turn, now im in TEXAS! NOW Thats Some Shit!

This truly is one of the first poop reports I wish I had not read. Crapping over the platform is cool, but bunging your chick with suppositories is criminal.

I fed my exgirlfriend's dog a whole box of exlax after she broke up with me for some asshole football player. I heard he shit a steady stream everywhere. They had to put him dwon. haha! Revange!

The above comment just received an immediate "lame" from me. I don't know about the rest of you, but I don't happen to find the torture and killing of dogs funny.

Well, maybe a couple of terriers, but....

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Not only are you anonymous, you're absolutely a coward! What kind of low-life tortures an animal because it's owner got a clue and dumped a vile reprobate such as your self?

Loser. I hope you make lots of friends in San Quentin some day.

Poor dog! You're sick.