Good story. However, in the first paragraph you use "Kosher Deli" in juxtaposition to "Rueben Sandwich." If the Rueben had Swiss cheese (or any other dairy product) on it, that was not a Kosher Deli.

Peace on Rye. TH.

Leave it to Moses's evil twin to notice the Kosher deli snafu!

Good story, LOL.

wow boy you dont eat around alot do you. how pleasant do you think it is for your classmates to have to see that face knowin you gotta go and fast it is nasty and 2 times. next time drive your own car and install a portable seat in tha back.

i feel your pain. sometimes i think of myself as a puppy...i often have to go within a half-hour of eating. that usually means i have to find a stanktuary and go concess. at least you didn't drop a dooben in your pants!

"Rumble in the Bronx". Hehehehe. Great line, Artemis. Your name is one of my favorite mythological characters, because she was the original animal rights activist and cps investigator, but she also was a hunter, just like you!!!! Hunting for that toilet.

And, I understand why yoga may have played a part in this,too, because my mom is in advanced classes, and the fart stories she brings home are hysterical. I guess there is this one position where half the class will pass gas, the other half dies laughing about it, and at least once a month someone leaves class 10 minutes later to pee.

Can you tell me if this sounds familiar to you? I'll have to find out which position it is. All in all, great Friday reading.

nothing like the shits to spoil an afternoon out shopping, well having no money i suppose would spoil it too, no money AND the shits.... the situation becomes dire, lol great story and the woman in front of you must have been heaven sent

OMG - Stanktuary!!!
Niiiiiice.

"Call me Blanche."
Never heard that one used before. Pretty funny

this story sux. u didnt even talk about the actual pooping. this story could of been better.

This story is a total fucking lie. Plus it wasnt funny at all.

Shut up Deuce Fan your a dousch bag. The story was funny and what makes you think its a lie?

I want to hear the story from the perspective of the woman that let you get ahead of her. I bet her story is full of twists and horrible odors

Why was my response to Carlos deleted? You fucking admin fags. Quit censoring shit.

I wrote about all the holes in this story. I guess this site endorses lies and embellished stories. The respect I had for this site was just lost. What a clean site. Not my shit worthy.

Nice call on the whole "kosher" "reuben" thing - I'm not a member of the Tribe so I don't know how else to refer to it, but I thought you just had to keep the meat and dairy seperate in the kitchen, not that you couldn't eat them together.
Sorry the story doesn't have more details - I think I passed out from dehydration during the process.
I can provide a detailed description of the mucus balls attached to the footlong I had this morning...

Thanks to all who had constructive comments!

haha

When caught short you will be amaxed at how discreet you can be by backing up to a wall and just taking down your clothing to expose what is needed. Let go and walk away. You will in all probibility never see any of those people again.

Penny! so that was you that shit all over my dumpster wall at work, quite the stank, looked like b.b.q. shit on the shingle they serve at the shelter across the street.

Hey Artemis:

I didn't really understand the story. But a lot of other people seemed to like it. So, I'll give you a passing grade. C-.

AQrtemis, mucus balls on a foot long, pray doooo tell. roflmao;

At least you had really understanding friends.:)

Good first story Artemis. Just think what could have happened if that nice lady wasn't there. No quarter, no toilet.
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Jammin' lo'flo's since 1977.

I enjoyed this story; it was very down-to-earth. I hope you've "paid it forward" and done a kindness for someone the same way that nice lady did who gave you the quarter.