Boldly Going Where No Man has Gone Before...

Posted 02.20.2001 by Dafe (10)

I recently returned from Kenya, where I enjoyed a few days of safari in the Masai Mara National Park. In the park, you are driven around in minibuses and Land Rovers to view animals (and their feces, if they happen to go on the trails).

On one of the afternoon drives there were several vehicles clustered in one area. We assumed they were viewing a lion or something. No such luck, they only stopped for a woman whose bowels would not stop.

She was in a world famous game park, crapping for an audience on the side of the trail. Better her then me. Unfortunately I didn't think to take any pictures of the event.

-- Dafe

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mr.poop (not verified) -- 01.31.2003

i was in central america for charity and i brushed my teeth with the water and i had the hershey squirts for a week!!

The Shit Volcano (3740) -- 02.24.2004

Ha ha ha ha!!!

Melissa (32) -- 06.25.2004

you should have taken pictures!

DungDaddy (1386) -- 09.11.2006

I see "Dafe" has dissapeared since, but I'm with Mellissa. Somebody had to have a camera.

loaf pincher (84) -- 05.02.2007

an audience to shit in front of oh the embarrasment that women must have had. by the way are you kidding me no one had a camera? bullshit i will gaurantee there are pics somewhere

Deja Poo (649) -- 05.02.2007

I suppose that, in Africa, Eco-Tourists suffering from Dysintery happens as often as Wildebeest shitting on the Serengeti: amazing the first few times but after that it just smells bad. Still a souvenir picture would have been nice.
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Deja Poo - Because this shit's so strange, it couldn't ever have happened before.

fartqueen (54) -- 05.02.2007

That is hilarious my friend!I would've love to seen that!
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fartqueen

Miss Simone Scat (570) -- 07.26.2007

Hamster....comment please.
Producing waste since 1967

LeandraCullen (389) -- 07.29.2008

Oh, i feel bad for her, but it sounds outrageouly funy!
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I will never shit somewhere that only has that horrible, scratchy brand of toilet paper. That stuff sucks!