that was awesome it happens to me all the time

The people on this site have serious intestinal problems.....I've never had an experience like that.....Plus I'm a junior in High School and am proud to say iv'e never layed a deuce in school and when I see someone with their pants around their ankles in a stall in my school I am thouroughly disgusted because the kind of people who lay goose eggs in school are messed up.

I like the comments from the guy who used the phrases "layed a deuce" and "lay goose eggs." Are these common expressions in American education?

it's bad enough to have to deal with the screaming shits....but to have an audience really sucks. I remember one time I had a similar experience. I had already blasted out 2 loads of diarrhea at work, then I got in my car to go home. Half way home I knew I had to go again. It had to be quick or I would be cleaning hershey off my car seat. I stopped at this little ice cream shop that had an outside bathroom door. I tried the door and it was locked ! Damn it ! So I got brave and went in and asked for the key. Their were like 3 poeple working inside and no customers. They handed me the key and I ripped it from her hand as I waddled outside to the toilet (I was pinching my asshole shut).
I got inside the restroom and pulled my pants down and the shit shot out of my bunghole like soup. It went everywhere, the floor, the seat, it was nasty. I left the mess, turned in the key, and have never gone back their since.

Doniker kicks ass

Why the hell is it bad to poop in school? Coward? Damn, name a person who doesn't poop. You know that pink power ranger you jerk it too? Guess what pal, she poops too.

i had dirraha in school once, just like you, but not the story, im in 8th grade.

Something very close to that...i was at camp....and at one point I felt it coming so i ran to the cleanest stall and sat myself down. Well This was some nuclear dirraha because the gut pain was unbearable. I was leaning over trying to get rid of it when It just exploded out of my ass and onto the surrounding stall back wall, toilet, and anything els in fireing rang. I quickly cleaned myself up and got the hell out of there.

I take a dump at least twice a month. They're always squingy and shit. They make me all emotional. They smell like a dead animal carcus swimming in rotten eggs.

i had a terd hanging out of my buttock and a snake came up and ate it

i was at an elderly ladies house taking care of all the chores and things while the womans daughter was at work. I got through the day all right but when my sister came to pick me up i had to go. Just as i was heading upstairs my sister asked me to go outside and shut her truck off, she wanted to talk with the woman. So i did that and ran into the elderly womans bathroom and dropped my pants and let it go. The door on the bathroom was one of those wimpy ones that are a cm thick and you can hear whats going on inside of the bathroom. I held the farts in as long as possible but just when i couldnt hold it any longer they stopped talking. BOOOOOOOOOOOOM SQURTING nastiness everywhere, and i thought i was going to die of the smell. As soon as i got out the lady had to go. how emarssing man!!!!!

I get sick often at school invomving deep diarrhea spurts in my white undergarnments. Usually I smell bad ;-(

i love to take dumps, when I crap the entire house smells like a sewage pipe exploded

When I take a shit the whole block smells it.

Poop is brown exept when u have diarrea then its green

amusing.good.HAHAHAHAHAetc.

I don't see what the big deal about taking a dump at school is. Back when I was in high school I would actually find this as an adventure. You'd have to try to be as secret as possible, sneak around into various restrooms until you find that one clean stall. My favorites were always the taller toilets b/c I could have my legs hanging from the bowl I was sitting on. It would always feel like it would take a bit more effort to poop that way, but of course making the experience more interesting. And if someone comes in I do have the tendency to be shy, but I didn't really care after a while and I'd blurt out huge farts when people came in and sometimes they'd laugh or whatever.

So never say no to poop, and keep on pooping at school kids. It's the fun place to do it.

I hate it when I am taking a shit and someone pushes her way into the stall. Take a look at the feet under the door, you morons!

I also hate it when I have diarrhea and it hurts every time I push.

I dont like pooping at school because once my poop was so hard and I thought I was about to cry

once when my poop was hard and I was at school some students came in and I felt emotional

I kinda feel sorry for you.once i was at school and a sixth grade girl shit her pants so don't feel so bad.

I go a lot in school.I think that it is normal.Before they put stalls up in our school restrooms, one of my friends and I would go together and sit there and talk, masturbate, and crap at the same time. There were always the few embarrassed ones that would have to go and would take forever to go. But, I am usually the one to say "to hell with it" and always go. There is nothing embarassing about taking a dump in school.

I loved the story!! It was classic, and I enjoyed it. I hope those other kids don't dread going in school as you once did!

Oh god I feel bad for those other kids!!

Sorry I'll talk to you later. I gotta take a crap

whats up with people in your school not knocking?

That must of been bad for that other kid seeing you nearly all naked. did he look at you in a different tone after that. Bet he told every one I saw that guys penis.

I don't get wat the big deal is with crapping in school. I'm goin into 9th grade i crapped in school all the time in middle school.

i just don't see the shame in going at school. Just like nameless me and my friend shat, talked, and masturbate after study hall. it is easier to go at school for me cause of the pressure system, i can't clog the toilet. LOL!

Nicely done dude. doodies like that should be recorded. Were you sick or something?

Do we really have to listen to all these disgusting comments about masturbation?

Q: What is the definition of a "yankee"?

A: Same as a "quickie," except you do it to yourself.

LOL I TAKE A SHIT IN SCHOOL EVERYDAY!!! Its great because you feel so relieved. Its like a drug im so addicted cuz i feel a huge sense of nirvana everytime i take a shit in the morning

You morning shitters are lucky to be so regular. I either go a few minutes after dinner, later in the evening, or not at all, and it's always at some random time if I miss it that evening. I never know when I'll get the urge to blow.

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Practicing the ancient Chinese art of double flushing... because sometimes, a single flush just isn't enough.

I don't see why you would be scared or embarressed to poop in school. Heck, When you gotta go, go; espically when its only 5th graders in there and your in 8th grade. If it was the other way around, I could understand.

When I was in middle school, It would suck because the doors would not stay locked. Just what I need, to havea 6th grader come in spying on my package when i'm just trying to take a dump and get some privacy.
Though 1 time in 7th grade, I was sick and had to go really bad but the other 3 stalls in the bathroom where occupied and no-one was almost done. I went into the stall that didnt have a door and pooped in there, It might not have been pleasent but it kept me for crapping my self!

I never crapped at school ONCE in twelve years of public school. When I got to college, I shit three or four times at school.

omg tht was the funniest thing i've ever read in my life, i almost pooped my pants sitting right here in the computer chair!!!! This was an awesum story!!! I give u props for tht, i hate pooping at school 2!!!! wats the big deal????? it stinks and it takes a while sometimes and u dont want everyone 2 b like ooo u pooped when u get back to the room!!!!!

Before my teen years I always poop with my pants and underwear around my ankles and poop with my friends but when I was a teen I felt embarrassed to poop in public and with my pants around my ankles but since I at the end of my teen years I am no longer embarrassed to poop in public and will poop with my pants and underwear around my ankles at school and at home and at every bathroom starting pooping for peace day and will continue for the rest of my life and don't feel embarrassed to poop with your pants around my ankles because I am not to and that's the only place to catch me with my pants and underwear down to my ankles!______
-Sam aka bknightshadow

I remember fighting having to use the toilets at school back beginning with about 2nd grade. Some of the girls were so mean and would harass me when I was trying to get my urine flow going. While there were doors on the stalls, there were no locks so sometimes they would abruptly open the door and sometimes so fast that it would startle me and I would cry and get up without peeing.
By the time I got to middle school 7th & 8th graders would make fun of the 6th graders. They said certain toilets were reserved for them and if I would defy them (there were times when I had to poop ferociously and wouldn't you know it, on those days I tended to have a dress on which added to the time needed for me to sit and shit). On a couple of cases I was barely seated when they would pound on the door, say they had an emergency and that I should give up my stall for them. LIKE SHIT! As I would sit and wipe, they would continue to pound; in one case, the door came open when the lock disengaged and bruised my right knee. I was peeing and when I moved to close it, I peed into my panties and in to my jeans.
By the time I got to high school, I was encouraged by the fact that the girls were older and conducted themselves with more maturity. I also liked the toilet-seat covers that were available for the first time; I had never liked sitting directly on the seat but I didn't have many alternatives. However, I was surprised by the amount of urine that was left on the seat (why stand when you have a seat protector available?)and still by the large number of girls who would sit directly on the seat without the use of a seat protector. By my senior year, the seat protector dispensers remained empty because of the few girls who used them and the larger number who abused them.
I basically concluded a number of years ago that school bathrooms suck and always will. It seems students are not being taught to respect the privacy of others and practice cleanliness.

Diarrhea at school....
This has happened to me!
(not as bad as this story, though)

Maria, I agree with you: "I basically concluded a number of years ago that school bathrooms suck and always will. It seems students are not being taught to respect the privacy of others and practice cleanliness."

I know the guys complain about the doorless stalls, but at my middle school, there were doors but the locks had been taken off by the administration. I remember asking a couple of teachers and they said it was due to vandalism, smoking and some gay activities they were trying to bust. The only problem was for the majority of us who followed the rules, we would have our privacy invaded as girls--both the older as well as the younger ones--would throw the doors open on us and say something really profound like "I gotta shit really bad" or "I swear, I'm gonna pee my pants, I can't wait!" I would wait in line, not cause any problems and felt then, just as I do now 8 years later, that I should be allowed to sit in peace for a couple of minutes without getting hassled or the door thrown open on me or me made to feel guilty about someone else's emergency. I remember times, especially just before homeroom, when the door might get thrown open on me 3 times during 1 2-minute crap or pee.

I agree with Maria. Parents need to teach their sons and daughters about privacy. Although it's much better at my college, there's a certain satisfaction I get when I latch the door and I sit down on the toilet. A couple of girls have probably injured their wrists when they've hammered into the door. On one occasion, I could even hear her say **** as she nursed her wrist. Then my pee flow started. It was a great day!

At least Maria and Kathie had doors; what about us guys who sit without doors? I was in middle school when some of the older guys would whip their organ out and try to itimidate us from remaining seated. Although I never got a "shower", it was theatening the first couple times it happened to me. I'll take a door and sore knee anytime.

I'm a senior this year and the craps are worse than I would have thought. The toilets are pretty dirty, there's little privacy, and rarely do I get to wipe in the same stall in which I took my crap because the toilet paper's usually already gone. With only 23 days left, I can see the end coming. However, my 14-year-old sister has very little tolerance and she starts high school next fall. How can I break it to her gently about how badly the bathrooms suck?

Just like Butch, I was threatened with the "golden shower" more than once by some of the older boys. It's not a pleasant experience. One senior jock who thought he was big stuff, had his organ out and actually splashed some pee onto the floor and the side of the stall as I sat taking a shit; I didn't want to piss him off but I just continued to sit and shit and outright refused to move. That was 40 years ago in 1968 and I still remember how us open stall users were regularly terrorized by those guys who were bigger and older than us. The doors that separate me from the dirty mob in my office building are greatly appreciated, although I could do without the Ray Conniff Orchestra's elevator interpretation of "Hey Jude."

Dude! I'm in 8th grade. Last year as a sevie I could eat so much and not crap at school.
But now I'm very concious about it. Last time I was in the bathroom trying to poop, this kid started laughing at the sound of my loud farts.
That's why I now skip breakfast, so I don't have to go through embarrassment to poop at school.

when i was about 7yrs old i had to go at school, let me just say i am not a fan of school poo, or public toilet poo in general, anyway i couldn't hold it. i went in did a big poo and then realised there was no paper, this definately wasn't a clean break. waited till there was no-one else in the toilets, quickly shuffled to the next stall, no paper! shuffle shuffle, no paper... it was then that i came to the realisation that i was going to have to...... use my hand!!!! i decided from that moment on i would, if i really needed to go... use the teachers/staff toilets, MUCH MUCH cleaner. and i was never questioned or asked why i was in there for the rest of my school years! happy pooing.