that was awesome it happens to me all the time

The people on this site have serious intestinal problems.....I've never had an experience like that.....Plus I'm a junior in High School and am proud to say iv'e never layed a deuce in school and when I see someone with their pants around their ankles in a stall in my school I am thouroughly disgusted because the kind of people who lay goose eggs in school are messed up.

I like the comments from the guy who used the phrases "layed a deuce" and "lay goose eggs." Are these common expressions in American education?

it's bad enough to have to deal with the screaming shits....but to have an audience really sucks. I remember one time I had a similar experience. I had already blasted out 2 loads of diarrhea at work, then I got in my car to go home. Half way home I knew I had to go again. It had to be quick or I would be cleaning hershey off my car seat. I stopped at this little ice cream shop that had an outside bathroom door. I tried the door and it was locked ! Damn it ! So I got brave and went in and asked for the key. Their were like 3 poeple working inside and no customers. They handed me the key and I ripped it from her hand as I waddled outside to the toilet (I was pinching my asshole shut).
I got inside the restroom and pulled my pants down and the shit shot out of my bunghole like soup. It went everywhere, the floor, the seat, it was nasty. I left the mess, turned in the key, and have never gone back their since.

Doniker kicks ass

Why the hell is it bad to poop in school? Coward? Damn, name a person who doesn't poop. You know that pink power ranger you jerk it too? Guess what pal, she poops too.

i had dirraha in school once, just like you, but not the story, im in 8th grade.

Something very close to that...i was at camp....and at one point I felt it coming so i ran to the cleanest stall and sat myself down. Well This was some nuclear dirraha because the gut pain was unbearable. I was leaning over trying to get rid of it when It just exploded out of my ass and onto the surrounding stall back wall, toilet, and anything els in fireing rang. I quickly cleaned myself up and got the hell out of there.

I take a dump at least twice a month. They're always squingy and shit. They make me all emotional. They smell like a dead animal carcus swimming in rotten eggs.

i had a terd hanging out of my buttock and a snake came up and ate it

i was at an elderly ladies house taking care of all the chores and things while the womans daughter was at work. I got through the day all right but when my sister came to pick me up i had to go. Just as i was heading upstairs my sister asked me to go outside and shut her truck off, she wanted to talk with the woman. So i did that and ran into the elderly womans bathroom and dropped my pants and let it go. The door on the bathroom was one of those wimpy ones that are a cm thick and you can hear whats going on inside of the bathroom. I held the farts in as long as possible but just when i couldnt hold it any longer they stopped talking. BOOOOOOOOOOOOM SQURTING nastiness everywhere, and i thought i was going to die of the smell. As soon as i got out the lady had to go. how emarssing man!!!!!

I get sick often at school invomving deep diarrhea spurts in my white undergarnments. Usually I smell bad ;-(

i love to take dumps, when I crap the entire house smells like a sewage pipe exploded

When I take a shit the whole block smells it.

Poop is brown exept when u have diarrea then its green

amusing.good.HAHAHAHAHAetc.

I don't see what the big deal about taking a dump at school is. Back when I was in high school I would actually find this as an adventure. You'd have to try to be as secret as possible, sneak around into various restrooms until you find that one clean stall. My favorites were always the taller toilets b/c I could have my legs hanging from the bowl I was sitting on. It would always feel like it would take a bit more effort to poop that way, but of course making the experience more interesting. And if someone comes in I do have the tendency to be shy, but I didn't really care after a while and I'd blurt out huge farts when people came in and sometimes they'd laugh or whatever.

So never say no to poop, and keep on pooping at school kids. It's the fun place to do it.

I hate it when I am taking a shit and someone pushes her way into the stall. Take a look at the feet under the door, you morons!

I also hate it when I have diarrhea and it hurts every time I push.

I dont like pooping at school because once my poop was so hard and I thought I was about to cry

once when my poop was hard and I was at school some students came in and I felt emotional

I kinda feel sorry for you.once i was at school and a sixth grade girl shit her pants so don't feel so bad.

I go a lot in school.I think that it is normal.Before they put stalls up in our school restrooms, one of my friends and I would go together and sit there and talk, masturbate, and crap at the same time. There were always the few embarrassed ones that would have to go and would take forever to go. But, I am usually the one to say "to hell with it" and always go. There is nothing embarassing about taking a dump in school.

I loved the story!! It was classic, and I enjoyed it. I hope those other kids don't dread going in school as you once did!

Oh god I feel bad for those other kids!!

Sorry I'll talk to you later. I gotta take a crap

whats up with people in your school not knocking?

That must of been bad for that other kid seeing you nearly all naked. did he look at you in a different tone after that. Bet he told every one I saw that guys penis.

I don't get wat the big deal is with crapping in school. I'm goin into 9th grade i crapped in school all the time in middle school.

i just don't see the shame in going at school. Just like nameless me and my friend shat, talked, and masturbate after study hall. it is easier to go at school for me cause of the pressure system, i can't clog the toilet. LOL!

Nicely done dude. doodies like that should be recorded. Were you sick or something?

Do we really have to listen to all these disgusting comments about masturbation?

Q: What is the definition of a "yankee"?

A: Same as a "quickie," except you do it to yourself.

LOL I TAKE A SHIT IN SCHOOL EVERYDAY!!! Its great because you feel so relieved. Its like a drug im so addicted cuz i feel a huge sense of nirvana everytime i take a shit in the morning

You morning shitters are lucky to be so regular. I either go a few minutes after dinner, later in the evening, or not at all, and it's always at some random time if I miss it that evening. I never know when I'll get the urge to blow.

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Practicing the ancient Chinese art of double flushing... because sometimes, a single flush just isn't enough.

I don't see why you would be scared or embarressed to poop in school. Heck, When you gotta go, go; espically when its only 5th graders in there and your in 8th grade. If it was the other way around, I could understand.

When I was in middle school, It would suck because the doors would not stay locked. Just what I need, to havea 6th grader come in spying on my package when i'm just trying to take a dump and get some privacy.
Though 1 time in 7th grade, I was sick and had to go really bad but the other 3 stalls in the bathroom where occupied and no-one was almost done. I went into the stall that didnt have a door and pooped in there, It might not have been pleasent but it kept me for crapping my self!

I never crapped at school ONCE in twelve years of public school. When I got to college, I shit three or four times at school.

omg tht was the funniest thing i've ever read in my life, i almost pooped my pants sitting right here in the computer chair!!!! This was an awesum story!!! I give u props for tht, i hate pooping at school 2!!!! wats the big deal????? it stinks and it takes a while sometimes and u dont want everyone 2 b like ooo u pooped when u get back to the room!!!!!

Before my teen years I always poop with my pants and underwear around my ankles and poop with my friends but when I was a teen I felt embarrassed to poop in public and with my pants around my ankles but since I at the end of my teen years I am no longer embarrassed to poop in public and will poop with my pants and underwear around my ankles at school and at home and at every bathroom starting pooping for peace day and will continue for the rest of my life and don't feel embarrassed to poop with your pants around my ankles because I am not to and that's the only place to catch me with my pants and underwear down to my ankles!______
-Sam aka bknightshadow

I remember fighting having to use the toilets at school back beginning with about 2nd grade. Some of the girls were so mean and would harass me when I was trying to get my urine flow going. While there were doors on the stalls, there were no locks so sometimes they would abruptly open the door and sometimes so fast that it would startle me and I would cry and get up without peeing.
By the time I got to middle school 7th & 8th graders would make fun of the 6th graders. They said certain toilets were reserved for them and if I would defy them (there were times when I had to poop ferociously and wouldn't you know it, on those days I tended to have a dress on which added to the time needed for me to sit and shit). On a couple of cases I was barely seated when they would pound on the door, say they had an emergency and that I should give up my stall for them. LIKE SHIT! As I would sit and wipe, they would continue to pound; in one case, the door came open when the lock disengaged and bruised my right knee. I was peeing and when I moved to close it, I peed into my panties and in to my jeans.
By the time I got to high school, I was encouraged by the fact that the girls were older and conducted themselves with more maturity. I also liked the toilet-seat covers that were available for the first time; I had never liked sitting directly on the seat but I didn't have many alternatives. However, I was surprised by the amount of urine that was left on the seat (why stand when you have a seat protector available?)and still by the large number of girls who would sit directly on the seat without the use of a seat protector. By my senior year, the seat protector dispensers remained empty because of the few girls who used them and the larger number who abused them.
I basically concluded a number of years ago that school bathrooms suck and always will. It seems students are not being taught to respect the privacy of others and practice cleanliness.

Diarrhea at school....
This has happened to me!
(not as bad as this story, though)

Maria, I agree with you: "I basically concluded a number of years ago that school bathrooms suck and always will. It seems students are not being taught to respect the privacy of others and practice cleanliness."

I know the guys complain about the doorless stalls, but at my middle school, there were doors but the locks had been taken off by the administration. I remember asking a couple of teachers and they said it was due to vandalism, smoking and some gay activities they were trying to bust. The only problem was for the majority of us who followed the rules, we would have our privacy invaded as girls--both the older as well as the younger ones--would throw the doors open on us and say something really profound like "I gotta shit really bad" or "I swear, I'm gonna pee my pants, I can't wait!" I would wait in line, not cause any problems and felt then, just as I do now 8 years later, that I should be allowed to sit in peace for a couple of minutes without getting hassled or the door thrown open on me or me made to feel guilty about someone else's emergency. I remember times, especially just before homeroom, when the door might get thrown open on me 3 times during 1 2-minute crap or pee.

I agree with Maria. Parents need to teach their sons and daughters about privacy. Although it's much better at my college, there's a certain satisfaction I get when I latch the door and I sit down on the toilet. A couple of girls have probably injured their wrists when they've hammered into the door. On one occasion, I could even hear her say **** as she nursed her wrist. Then my pee flow started. It was a great day!

At least Maria and Kathie had doors; what about us guys who sit without doors? I was in middle school when some of the older guys would whip their organ out and try to itimidate us from remaining seated. Although I never got a "shower", it was theatening the first couple times it happened to me. I'll take a door and sore knee anytime.

I'm a senior this year and the craps are worse than I would have thought. The toilets are pretty dirty, there's little privacy, and rarely do I get to wipe in the same stall in which I took my crap because the toilet paper's usually already gone. With only 23 days left, I can see the end coming. However, my 14-year-old sister has very little tolerance and she starts high school next fall. How can I break it to her gently about how badly the bathrooms suck?

Just like Butch, I was threatened with the "golden shower" more than once by some of the older boys. It's not a pleasant experience. One senior jock who thought he was big stuff, had his organ out and actually splashed some pee onto the floor and the side of the stall as I sat taking a shit; I didn't want to piss him off but I just continued to sit and shit and outright refused to move. That was 40 years ago in 1968 and I still remember how us open stall users were regularly terrorized by those guys who were bigger and older than us. The doors that separate me from the dirty mob in my office building are greatly appreciated, although I could do without the Ray Conniff Orchestra's elevator interpretation of "Hey Jude."

Dude! I'm in 8th grade. Last year as a sevie I could eat so much and not crap at school.
But now I'm very concious about it. Last time I was in the bathroom trying to poop, this kid started laughing at the sound of my loud farts.
That's why I now skip breakfast, so I don't have to go through embarrassment to poop at school.

when i was about 7yrs old i had to go at school, let me just say i am not a fan of school poo, or public toilet poo in general, anyway i couldn't hold it. i went in did a big poo and then realised there was no paper, this definately wasn't a clean break. waited till there was no-one else in the toilets, quickly shuffled to the next stall, no paper! shuffle shuffle, no paper... it was then that i came to the realisation that i was going to have to...... use my hand!!!! i decided from that moment on i would, if i really needed to go... use the teachers/staff toilets, MUCH MUCH cleaner. and i was never questioned or asked why i was in there for the rest of my school years! happy pooing.

well......... im happy now that i know im not the only one with "school pooping problems". lol. im going to 7th and the thing that scares me is pooping. since i have a problem in my intestens.

Dude, good to know that "Hooked on Phonics" thing is working for you. Good Luck in your 3rd grade Remedial English Class.
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The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.

I agree, you cant poop in school. I have this exact problem every week in high school, & im a girl. Its different with guys, they do it all the time and brag about it. but with girls, its embarrassing. I just hold it until school ends, which really sucks.

Dear don't: Does your school use restroom passes? If so, just ask for one during a class and use the restroom when no one else is there. It will take less time and give you relief. As a teacher, I give students restroom passes just about every day. No big deal. (Also, remember that it's, meaning it is, takes an apostrophe.)

God, first of all I'm very pleased to hear that I am not the only one trying to avoid this very disturbing/embarrassing feat. My worst moment has to be where my intestines were making that gurgling-like noise every minute or so (very, very embarrassing while the classroom is silent while the teacher lectures us about something) and I simply couldn't handle it anymore. I shot my hand up like a bullet and asked for permission to the bathroom. The teacher said yes and here I was searching the entire freak'in building each stall at a time looking for the cleanest stall (because i'm very uptight about germs). I finally found the Gym's alternate bathroom being the best and rushed in with urgency. Just as I was about to enter a stall (3 being there FYI) I hear these weird utters and moans coming from the other stall. I just stood there thinking "What the hell is going on in there?!?!?". I quickly released myself from this hypnotic trance of thought and tried to open the door to find out a shocking surprise; it had been locked from the other side... I quickly started to slip into a panic-like state because once again there was those weird gurgling/digestive sounds kicking in and that kid in the other stall was practilly shitting out an entire army of turds while I was dieing to just take a simple dump, oh god how ironic it was. As I stood there motion-less an idea slipped past my mind, "I'LL KICK THE FREAK'IN DOOR DOWN!" I then started to lunge at the door with all of my might and then finished it off with a spectacular Falcon Kick! I really could care less about the school's property and the noise I was making, besides, there was only that constapated kid giving birth to a small baby poopling. I then went in slamming the door in back of me, ripped off my jeans and boxer's and sat down with a great amount of force while ignoring the germs that contaminated the seat. I then had to sadly use that rock hard 1 MM thick toilet paper, destroying my ass in the process.

To conclude this all up, it was a simple once in a lifetime experience where I had ignored the salitary factor and got straight to it. BTW that was when I was in Elementary school grade 4-5, I am now in 7th grade, still very weak against germs XD. Oh well, I'll get over it sometime. Enjoy and hope you had a quick laugh at this story based on a true story, later and goodluck to all still stuck (including me) in the school restroom dump problem.

P.S. - That kid who was in the stall next to me was extremely pale when he got out and just stood there with an odd goofy somewhat-like smile and exited, I just paused as I was washing my hands and seriously just thought "WTF!?!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!"

I'm shocked that there are so many elementary to junior high students that read this site. That's shocking. Abd as far as poopin in school, I can see where that'd be embarrasing if you're a shameful shitter. I was in high school. I wouldn't poop in school unless I absolutely had to. But, now I'm a grown up and a slave to the corporate world and gettin shit on is a way of life, therefore the only thing to do is shit back.

Bowel King, I doubt a seventh grader wrote that comment. Very often we get people who like to post fantasies or stories, claiming that they're kids.

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www.daphneszoo.com

Ever get the shits so bad that it feels like someone is squeezing your intestines out like a tube of almost used up toothpaste? There is nothing left in there but farts and pain and yet the horrible spasms continue. I swear one time I thought I might shit out my stomach lining.
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Actually Daphne I am a very talented writer and am not an adult. I am merely what I said I am - A 7th grader...

Well, nice! I don't mind at all being wrong when it means there are more smart kids around.

I hope you continue to write throughout high school and into college. I wish I would have, as I've pushing forty and just now finding what I like to do.

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www.daphneszoo.com

Some 7th Grader wrote: "I then went in slamming the door in back of me, ripped off my jeans and boxers and sat down with a great amount of force while ignoring the germs that contaminated the seat."

I thought us girls thought more about this than the guys. Like we have to sit down 2 or 3 times each day at school. Guys like Some 7th Grader do have the opportunity to place toilet paper over the seat before sitting down. I know some of us girls do that. There's really no reason to sit directly on the dirty seat if you don't want to. I also wonder why the schools don't put in those toilet seat covers that so many adult bathrooms have. I would think they would get heavy use.

Dear Mandy......Take it from an old man. The toilet seat germs are waiting for you! If you don't use at least a 14 ply layer between your tender young ass and the filthy commode seat they will get you! Unsuppressed they will swing on your labia like acrobats on a trapeze. If you are a young male your young testicles will be violated like a jungle gym with hyperactive grade-schoolers swinging about in abandon.

Never place your naked ass directly on a commode seat. You might as well place a sign on your hiney that says, "attention germs, for a good time come on in." The planet has an plethora of trees willing to sacrifice themselves to protest your ass.

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I sit down to pee three or four times a day at school, plus when I poop like about 8th hour. I guess I'll switch back to jeans because even though shorts are more comfortable, I don't want to make it asy easier for the little germ critters to get on me. By the way, our school system has the toilet seat papers available beginning in middle school. Not all of us use them though because they can be a hassle. My boyfriend does though because I've made it conditional on what he gets from me on the weekend.

Tiny bladder Brittney....I find your requirements for having sex fascinating, as long as he uses seat covers when he dumps he gets a weekend ticket to ride the Tunaville trolley.

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Eat chilies and feel the burn!!

Yeah, that sounds romantic- "Honey, I just took a dump on a paper seat cover!" (response)"Ooh, How 'bout a little!"

I shit most every day at school. There are two requirements. The seat has to be dry and there must be toilet paper in the holder. Sometimes I might have to go through two bathrooms and some 20 stalls before I find a decent toilet on which to pull down my boxers and sit. The actual dump takes me only two or three minutes. However, since I live only a half block from school, there is this girl in my Algebra II class last period who will agree to come and help me with my Algebra homework. But the first thing that happens when I unlock the front door is that she hurries upstairs to the bathroom and she takes one very large and smelly shit. Then we do our homework and then she heads to the bus stop. My dad has asked about the smell in the bathroom and he thinks I am being taken advantage of.

Sounds like your "tutor" has it all figured out,a nice dry toilet seat to dump on, and an ample supply of toilet paper before waiting at the bus stop and she doesn't have to scour the schoolgrounds in search of an adequate dumping grounds- not to mention the fact that your dad blames you for the uberstank. smart girl- marry her!

Just like the pooping sequel to Ground Hog Day. The same dump and dumping experience OVER AND OVER AND OVER.

Sophomore Dumper seems to be traumatizing himself by the need to take his daily crap at school. C'mon, SD. Opening and inspecting 20 stalls before you find a suitable one? That's so lame.

In crowded bathrooms at school, I wait and at the first opening I walked in, latch the door and withn three or four seconds my thong and jeans are down and I'm peeing or crapping. Usually, I'm done and wiping within 30 to 45 seconds. And I'm out of there so more get to use the toilet in the six minute passing period.

Only twice this year have I rejected a stall. One had puke all over the seat, partition and toilet paper roll; the other had unflushed crap from several people in the bowl and my dropping my crap on top of it would have caused the pile to rise higher than my thighs as I sat.

I'm surprised guys complain as much when they only have to sit at most once a day.

And besides that, since he only "lives half a block from the school" you'd think he could reach the confines of a familiar toilet in less time than the 20 stall tour would take.

That's exactly why I never eat school food
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Russell the shitting queen

I'm a junior in college now but when I was in high school my parents would drop me off for swim practice at 6 a.m. and after yearbook and play production (I alternated my after school commitments), they would pick me up about 9 p.m. and I would go days without using the toilet at home. Sophomore Dumper is such a wimp. Wait until he gets to college and hopefully far away from his home. He could become one very constipated critter.

Yes, Caryl, some of us occasionally will use the seat tissues, although not every time. It's just a judgment I make in a split second before I seat myself. There are problems with the seat papers because sometimes they stick together in the dispenser and a clump of 5 or 6 will come out. Also, if the fan on top of the stall is going or the restroom windows are open (and this is happening frequently at my school because of the large number of us who smoke) the breeze will blow the paper right off before I sit down. Did I mention the time this past fall when I took a huge shit, used up all my class passing period time, so I quickly pulled up my underwear and shorts and successfully got to class just as the tardy bell rang. Problem was I was "wearing" the tissue from under my shorts and it disrupted the whole class. Outside of peeing my pants, that would be the worst thing that could happen to me.

I was in 8th grade last year, and i was in the school band, and still am. we had a pep rally that day, and the band had to play. sure enough, i hate shitting at school. anyway, i had to draw the log in 5th period. i tried to hold it until the pep rally was over. there was lots of pressure build up. it started as a regular poop, and as i held it, it seemed to liquidize in my intestines. so i ran to the bathroom(with trumpet in hand) and shot feces soup all over the toilet. i hate when it splashes you...and to top it all off. i lost a good pair of underwear that day

A couple of years ago when I started middle school, I just gave in and quit avoiding using the bathrooms at school. At about the middle of the morning and again in about the middle of the afternoon, I just go in, sit down, and I feel better about myself as a result. I don't have to worry about accidents from holding it or racing for the toilet at home once the afternoon bell rings. Sometimes I don't even end up going, but by just sitting down I cut down on my future frustration. Like it's only a toilet.

No--it's not JUST a toilet when your butt practically sticks to it and your butt has that same smell on it two hours later when you get home from school and need to use the bathroom because it's impossible to drop a full shit at school or even finish a full pee with a line waiting, eyeballs peering in the door crack, and a one-minute tardy bell ringing just as you get your pee flow going. Also, the single sheet pieces of pre-cut toilet paper in the holders ... well that's another post for when I'm not constipated or bursting with pee.

I pretend im taking a dump several times a day becausse ive got pee shy and i need to pee in a stall. It looks bad if im the only one out of all the boys that has to pee in a stall, so i sit down and pee so nobody can hear and then i put some toilet paper down and flush. I just tell them im one of those guys who digests food fast and needs to go several times a day. I wouldnt survive if the stalls didn't have locks on them.

Pretender.....You need to try to get over this. Is a small weenie the cause of your embarrassment? If the answer is yes then let me assure that most guys will make an effort to avoid looking directly at your wiener. I don't even want a glimpse with my peripheral vision of another man's schlong.

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Eat chilies and feel the burn!!

as a sophomore in high school I find the best time to go is at lunch, in high school lunchtime is when everybody is outside roaming around so you would think that lunch time is a really bad time to use the restroom because a lot of people will disturb you but actually its the best time because people who need to use the crapper are thinking that all of the pots are occupied when really they are empty I have taken many successful dumps with not one person coming in and they were all done at around lunch time

In eigth grade I would have to walk home and about half way through the school year I really needed to crap right at the end of the school day so I would just pack my bag and go to the bathroom and surprisingly hardly anyone was ever down there a couple of times though I'd have to pretend that I need to pee because someone was in there changing for sports instead of going to the bathroom in the gym to change.

I was lucky in that I walked to school and took a shortcut through a wooded area. I squatted many a time and pinched a loaf either on my way to or from school. Winters were a little rough because dried and frozen leaves don't wipe a butt well.

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Eat chilies and feel the burn!!

I'm 13 and already in high school. I was allowed to skip a grade. Out of 10 restrooms in my school, 9 are bathrooms with no doors on the stalls. I'm told I look like 2 or 3 years younger than I am. It sucks when I'm on the toilet and others waiting can see that I have no pubic hair and that my scrawny body has yet to mature. I practically run in and out of the stall because I don't want to get anymore "comments".

I'm sorry Thirteen & Terrified Teresa I'm in high school too but at my school I hope I don't have to shit since it isn't private. In the sense that well if you do shit the doors to other class rooms are almost always open and there are only five stalls so it's real easy to be identified by your shoes later on in the day. But I can sympathize with since at my old school there were doors for a long time in the gym bathroom and always caused embarassment when changing.

poopsathome....In the old days we were truly shameless. Our shower in the gym was separated from one of the shop classes by a door. A friend of mine was buck naked and was running and then sitting down on the extremely slick floor and sliding along briskly. Someone opened the door to the shop class and he sailed in on his butt to the great amusement of the shop students. He wasn't fazed in the least.

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Wow I guess you were actually I wouldn't mind if my generation was but it's not there are some who r shameless but the majority is shameful I kinda in between sometimes I am shameless and other times I'm quite shameful but it all depends on the situation

Next time, go to the school nurse !

The solution is quite simple Thirteen. Just carry a sweater or jacket into the stall and drape it over your lap while on the can. This should provide you with enough modesty to allow you to go in peace.

I was feeling exactly like TTT in high school until I took an advanced business class my junior year. Twice that year I was waiting for my customary stall in the bathroom and the door opened and an adult came out. One it was the mayor of our city who during the next hour was a guest speaker for our class. She was fantastic and in her speech even related to our shortage of stalls in the bathroom. A few weeks later I was surprised when the COO of a Fortune 500 company came out of the stall and said to me she hoped she didn't take too long because she remembers how little time we had between classes. As I listened to her talk the next hour, I was so impressed by not only what she said, but knowing that she could relate to us and what we were thinking. I told my boyfriend at my college how I still snicker a bit everytime I see the mayor on the news.

Well, Prarie Doggin, your advice to Thirteen was well intended, but in my school it would not be permitted. We are required to place our jackets and coats in our "assigned locker" by the first hour bell and anything else is a DT. My boyfriend had his coat in my locker last winter and a hall monitor gave him a DT for a "Locker Violation 04". He's a senior now but when he was a freshman he was given a DT for a bathroom violation that involved not going to the boys room closest to the study hall but instead going upstairs. He had to crap and didn't want to sit on the wet seats in the bathroom downstairs. He said the upstairs bathrooms are used less and cleaner. But the vice-principal told him the cleanest bathroom would always be available to him: at home. Like he's suppossed to hold it for six hours!

Just because some students smoke and deliberately mess up the bathrooms doesn't mean all of us should be punished.

Where do you go to school Kellie in some communist state? And what a douche the hall monitor is: You are in violation of Locker code 04. Report to the office ASAP! I bet he'll grow up to be one of those police officers that fucks with you just because he can.
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Earth, insane asylum for the universe.

Kellie if the vice-principal acts that way report to the prinicipal instead, because they more likely to take your side if the vice-prinicipal doesn't. But if that won't work just threaten to take that issue to court, although you should make sure first that actually have a case. Then if the principals are completely retarded they'll back down and actually consider what it is you have to say.

Actually today I did walk in to the bathroom this morning to piss when a horrific smell hit me. I walked over to see if someone had died because it sure did smell like someone had, and I opened the door to the stall and someone shit so much it completely filled the bowl to the point where it was ready to over flow. I gagged upon seeing it and it also appeared that this person only wiped once and also like someone else shit on top of his shit since it looked different from everything else in there. I didn't even try to flush it knowing that I would have to put up with shit stained shoes for the rest of the day. I checked later to see if the stall was out of order and it wasn't but somehow the janitor unclogged it without getting shit everywhere but the bathroom still reaked even though the shit was gone.

I had to take my first shit of the year at school yesterday. Until I got home and showered, I felt dirty about having had to sit on the filthy black seat on top of the dirty bowl with all the stains and shit rings in it.

My girlfriend sits down 3 or 4 times a day at school and said I need to get used to it. I just don't know how she does it but she doesn't seem to be offended like I am.

I might add the boys don't have stall doors; the girls do, but she says they are only half as high as the toilet stall panels.

My school does pretty much what Kellie and Teresa described.

First, you get a disciplinary paper that looks like a speeding or parking ticket with an offense code number circled. Then you have to look on the back to find the offense listed. A carbon copy is made for your counselor and parents in addition to the one the principal keeps.

I understand the boys bathrooms have no stalls with doors. In each of the girls rooms one toilet has a door. The door is sometimes taken off and moved away from a stall that has had someone deliberately mess it up or break the equipment. One girl stacked paper hand towels on the white seat and lit them. I had no choice but to crap in it the next day and the seat was all uneven and in a couple places it was partly melted from the fire.

Sure enough when I went in to pee later that afternoon the door had been taken off its hinges and moved three stalls down.

Mom thinks by keeping one door on the principals look good and meet some sort of privacy requirement. I don't believe it, though.

Actually yesterday I heard a guy with the case of the liquishits most likely a result of caferteria food. Also I almost crapped in my new school today but couldn't bring myself to do because of the auto flushers and how loud they are.

I'm in 8th grade. I took a crap in the 3rd stall of the 4th floor bathroom last Friday. I was on the seat for like 4 minutes that I can prove from the time on my hall pass. Twice in that time an adult looked between the door and partition to see what I was doing. Once it was a teacher and the other time it was a hall monitor. I'm like an honor student who has never caused any problem, but I still lose my privacy. I just don't think it is fair.