how low are you on new material? This one belongs in the Colostomy Bag.

I think we know who the real "mongol" is here. (ThreePly proceeds to do the limp-wrist chest-slap, mocking Riderman. Though I don't think he'll understand what it means)

OMG, Dave-O! This is either an 'English is my second language' effort, as you suggest, or it is a deliberate parody of PR stories, such as the 'Do-It-Yourself' Poop Story I invented last year.

Unintentionally or intentionally hilarious, there are at least two items that had me laughing this morning:

1) wrestroom--that must be a restroom for wrestlers and 2)the writer saying: "...to have look in a buttcrack loaded of shit will hunt me forever."

LOL! Hunted down by a buttcrack loaded of shit!
Has Stephen King considered this concept for one of his novels?!

Wonder if we could put this in BabelFish and see what we get...

Ginghis you are so right man. I'm sorry if my lack of sensitivity offended you. Allow me to offer my shoulder as your own crying pad. When the tears have dried and our souls are mended, let me offer the olive branch in the form of Michael Moore's new movie, Farenheight 9/11. Then we can attend a John Kerry rally and preach peace towards those who hate our nation. Then, when the night is through, we'll sit around your quaint apartment, listening to Johnny Coltrane and discuss how big of vaginas we have become. We men must get in touch with our feminine side and fall to our knees, in sympathy every time someone takes offense to another's words. Peace is sure to follow.

What you snobbie white middral crass asshores tarking bout us squatty Mongorian turd chunkers bad for? You know it may be funny to you that we hand-purr turd rogs outta our asshores but that perfectry respectabre way to exit shit wads in Outer Mongoria. It proper you see. Besides it velly velly hard to ride squatty hairy ponies all day and then get down and poop. Hard poop and hard to poop you see. Sometimes have to purr poop outta sore asshore. Ouch! So you white midrel crass butthores think about what you say about Mongrorian men dammit. We just human too. Even if we do purr poop from butt with bare hand. Keep chopsticks crean that way you see.

Pickin' at the Poopchute.

Yes and lets all sing Koombaya too. I think it's safe to say that no Mongoloids read this web site. Sensitivity is for homos.

This story should not have been included here. At first, I thought it was going to be about someone's trip to Mongolia, and perhaps the quaint pooping facilities they have there.

Then as I read it, I realized the guy is referring to people with Down's Sydrome. I think we could do with a lot more sensitivity here.

First, while I know I'm going to look dumb for asking, what is this BabelFish I have heard of before?
Second, I am scarred by this story. I have always had these images of the Mongols in my head as what I have studied them to be and of what I read in text and saw in pictures of the early 1900's. Nomadic, asian peoples, tough and weatherworn, on primitive horses. People who, at one time, executed their enemies during a town raid by placing the town's officials or royalties in boxes that were sealed with candle wax, made airtight. Then, they would place a blanket over these blankets and have a feast on the top of them, using the deathboxes as tables, eating while the people inside them suffocated.
Fierce people, people who would, well, pull shit out of their ass. Now, who did Ghengis ask to check his ass? Was this Marco Polo's saving grace, ass-master of the uncivilized tribe?
My historic imagery is forever tainted.

daphne, Babelfish is a language translation software. Sometimes it gives bizzare or laughable results. One of them I remember was "Kidnapping by a foreign mafia" became "Mass Naked Child Events."

Anyway, this story is interesting because I have seen a urinal log before (In High School), but I never saw who planted it there.

daphne, my take is that the writer was referring in his awkward English to Down's Syndrome kids--i.e, the former Mongoloids.

i thought "mongol" was an offensive term these days.

You have got to be kidding me. Now, I know I'm the stupidest person in the whole entire world.
I think Babelfish for daphne would come out "well intending bimbo".
Jesus.

Oh wait, not the STUPIDEST. I have yet to poop in a urinal. Close, though.

FreePry: You rearry funny guy dude. You maybe wanna purr turd chain outta Mongorian butt crack dude? Besides I not hate Amellica. I ruv this prace. Amellica been velly velly good to me. I have successfur cally-out restaurant in neighbolhood that crose to pubric park. Rotsa squirrirs and other furry critters to choose flom. Make good stirfly. Yum yum. And you prease not be hate guy dude okay? Get a rife. Peace and rub and all that stuff. Understand probrem with purring turd from butt in Mongoria.

For the record, Ginghis is doing an impression of the Chinese Restaurant owner from South Park. Ginghis: he fought the Mongols in that one episode, but that's not how they talk. That's how he talks. You're parodying a Chinese parody, not a mongol parody. Thanks though!

Uh, so I assume he's not pissed anymore about them mongorians tearing down his shitty wall, because he's got this to be upset about?
Haha.

AWFUL!

That was fucking hilarious!!!....the "Mongol" he is referring to is obviously not a member of the Tatar-Mongol hordes, but a member of the mentally retarded. Haven't you ever noticed how a lot of mentally retarded people have slanted eyes like Asians? At any event, picturing him shitting into the urinal while helping it out with his hand' was just too much! I think I ruptured my bladder laughing so friggin' hard!!!! Sounds like something someone from Eastern Kentucky would do!

the whole mongol thing was hilarious....i've never heard of retards refered to as mongols before.....anyways i believe the author of this story was one of those so called mongols

At the risk of being regarded as a pain in the bum for my so-called political correctness,I have to agree with Tydirium and PooperGal.

The general spirit of this collection of websites is that there are some aspects of humanity where we are all the same. We need 'Poop for Peace' all the year round.

Some people with Down Syndrome have shown remarkable talent and personal qualities, if those looking after them are patient enough to help them develop them, and many parents give them love and patience, and their affection is returned. Those whose profession is to attend to their special needs can also be admired.

Down Syndrome people in the UK have been known to pass their driving test. We must beware of labelling people.

Fantom Riderman,

Stop acting like a mongol.

who's posting as me??

Actualy I admit, 65% story its true, in France story do not need to be honest...
I feel want to add that in France it is normal to try determened other people nationality...
And I please ask the fantom Riderman to ceise postings as me...

Before critisizing my story, take a look deep in the mirror - what do you see?, not much, I know

1)doniker, you are an old alkoholic looser, you digging in poop stories like a dirty rat that you are.
2)daphne, you are a dry up, late menopauzish, elderly woman, at least my story is original.
3)ThreePly, you sarkastic kakashka, some men needs to learn your asshole some proper manners material!

ta ta

actually I am a tighter old alk-o-holic dirty rat

Yes Riderman, we could all learn a lot from my asshole. Manners included.

And by the way, i didnt write the other post about You doniker and etc.. seems someone wrote my nick.. wasnt me

Well, its a true story, sorry if english isnt like yours, tried my best . second, In french the word Mongol is used to determined an low intellect body... I used it in here but, it was no offense really...

You people all crazy Amellican wackjobs. You wanna learn somefring you gotta go to Mongoria and study under Shaman. Then you learn secrets of pulling turds from anus. Start with Yak turds. They big challenge. First you gotta get close enough to Yak ass. Big mess I tell you truth. Huge dingleberries dangling from furry Yak butts. Sheesh. When Yak start to let go of big turd that something to see too I tell you for sure. But how much is Yak to shit? Who knows. Some Yaks shit for minutes and minutes and never shit all shit from Yak butt. You gotta reach in and pull. Otherwise Yak be constipated and that make Yak milk taste like shit too. Bad cheese I tell you what. You not be wanting bad Yak shit cheese in your yurt for overnight. Sheesh. Anyway, you crazy Amellican shithooks need to learn about other cultures for sure. You not the only shithead turdsuckers in whole world you know.

Peace comes in small poops.

First off, Riderman, I thought your story was funny. What's your deal with me?
Second, I am a 35 year old Army mom.
But, the women in my family do go through menopause way early, so it's kind of funny you posted that. I should start that wonderful time in my life before I'm forty. Lucky me.

Oh yeah, what gramma do you know who can use a South Park reference correctly besides that crazy lady in "Duplex"? You hurt-te-ted my feelings.

I may have to throw my Centrum Silver super savings size bottle at you.

Haven't some of the latest comments on this topic degenerated into a childish slanging match?

My eight-year old boy doesn't know about this website, but his best friend has a younger brother with Down's Syndrome. He has been brought up to show love and care to other people, even those who are 'different'. He helps with bathing and toileting when he goes to stay, and the Down's Syndrome boy looks forward to seeing him.

hehehehehehe

Hey paperhog, i live in kentucky bitch

Oh, for God's sakes. I GREW UP with a kid with Down's Syndrome. He used to beat me at bowling. He always won the Special Olympics in bowling every year and would go onto the regionals.
He's now over 40, a feat for people with this genetic anomaly. And, he was a real growing experience for me, because I was afraid of him and his crazy, cracked tongue when I was younger. I grew to love going to his family's house after sporting events.
He used to make jokes about my inability to bowl well, and he called ME retarded once. It was great.
So, if I make a self-depricating play on words associated with the fact that I missed the entire meaning of the term as it was used in the story, I will. It doesn't mean I'm a racist or a white supremacist or a hater. Goodness.

hey fake boy, why dont you write the real email address that I sent to Dave if???, stupid asshole.. stop acting like you wrote that damn story, dumbass

I can write it the next time ill post. so shut up

WOW!!!!! Thats creepie

dood! come on, all of us here on pooreport have done some pretty dodgy things, some low down...but you just dont post things about people with disabilities. thats just not funny. poor guy. you're a loser, your thing is offensice and how can you make fun of somebody else's mental disability when you're practically illiterate??? get a life

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Thank You Saree, I have a beatiful Life. Second, this site talks about Poop, this section talks about fuckin Story of poop so LOGICALLY I can write and explain a situation of mine that happened some years ago. I know its not his fault, like I said he was a good guy even with his disability. I wrote it in my story. so my point returns to the fact that I explained something I saw, thats it my boy (oh girl, i dont give a shit really to your sex).

yeah mate, im a chick. a very girly, prissy one too, so youve gotta laugh at the irony of how much i love pooreport. i still think your story isnot one that should be shared.

and by the way, what's with your name? it sounds like scoobydoo trying to say spiderman...lame sendup?

sup with my nick ? What dont you understand with Rider / Man wich means: A man who is riding. now, question is, What am I riding now? maybe you should check your mom's compartment

Poor guy.. I actually feel sorry for him.

that wasn't what i meant to type in. Oops.

OMG! He was shitting in the urinal -- and using his hand to help get the log out?!?!! I can only imagine the shit that was everywhere! I used to be an aide in a class full of, um, differently-abled children, and I thought I had seen it all, but this tops everything! Who let him out of their sight, anyway?

I finally got out of this near-hell wrestroom... but the idea to have look in a buttcrack loaded of shit will hunt me forever.

Hunt or haunt? I fully enjoyed this story, typos and all.
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