Wow... i read this and if I put a voice to it...sounds very idiotic.

Gross!

That's all I have to say. Coming into contact with poop is disgusting, especially someone else's.

First Post Rules!

coffee makes you poop!

Tell you what. There is no way anyone on this site would ever guess who Vin really is. Stylistically, however, it was very difficult to read this story without the substitution of a pronoun for his/her name at least part of the time. This sort of quandary is usually handled early on by simply saying something like: "I have a friend (I'll call him Vin) or: (not her real name)" and then telling the story with a pronoun now and then. May seem like a small point, but I couldn't enjoy the piece because Vin was always being repeated so often--sometimes more than once in the same sentence--and it became annoying. Sorry, but stylistically, this story 'stepped in it,' and saying that the person is a Shameful Shitter is not a good excuse for belabored writing.

That is gross. Vin needs to get a new asshole or digestive system or something. His isn't working right.

I agree...horrible story...u should be ashamed of your writing and horrible syntax!

This story sux!
It has no point whatsoever.
Vin or who ever the hell it is, apparently thinks that all the PoopReporters in the world are going to laugh.
The story did not state where you were even staying.

Clulu fartin R'lyeh! Clulu fartin R'lyeh!

(Note: This is funny if you're familiar with H. P. Lovecraft)

I second The Big Wiper's notion. 3rd person stories never have the same impact as those told by the person who experienced them personally.

Skid, where's my jive talk for the day?

this story sucked

you are a dumbass

You have to let Vin know about Immodium AD. Whenever I take Immodium my colon becomes a super colon. And I mean every time.

I had a women shit on my nose once during oral sex....Hey! at least it wasn't a guy. Ya know Dave I know that story I sent to you when I first came around SUCKED SHIT! But it was better than this one. We all know Vin lives in Northern California, well Deuce Fan does anyway....P.S. Thanks for the toast.

HOLY CRAP!!!!...a chick shit on your nose while you where munching on her snatch!!!
I....I would....I ...I ...i have nothing to say about that...(trader walks off shaking his head in disbelief)

Yo, 3P, ain't no thang. Dig, the Markster don't always gots to re-PRUH-zent. Sometimes, the Markster drops his urban hipster facade in order to better deliver a hearty bon mot, particularly in such instances where rather obscure literary references are called for.

But then I goes right back to dropping def jams on wax, and stank poos on pizzorcelain. Markster out!

Skid Mark likes HP? I'm with 'dat. Haha. A rapping Lovecraft fan is new. I read my first Lovecraft book, The Call of Cthulu, at the age of 10. I was hooked.

And, I know for sure that I'm not feeling well after reading Wiper's comments. I thought the story was OK, and I didn't notice the amount of Vin's in it until I re-read it. My powers of observation suck today.

I don't care how many Vins there were. What I care about is that people shit in the bog. If they can't shit in the bog, they should at least bag their pants and throw them over a fence, and if any has leaked onto the floor, they should as a bare minimum have the decency to tell the person they're sharing the house with. For Goodness' sake! If I had stood in Vin's poo, Vin would have found him or her self cleaning my foot with Vin's hair.

I did not have her shit on my nose, she did it on her own. She was sitting on my face I was drunk, you know the story it happens everyday to some poor drunk in America at least 500,000 times.

NOCAL!!! Thats a place where you would definitely get shit on your proverbial nose! --DOOKIE KNOWS about that! My nose is large...do the humpty dance. But alas, shit on the Cabeza...while being drunk....new meaning to the term being 'shitfaced'!!

Yeah, what's the deal with stressing being anonymous? If you post this shit online with no name no one can ever know who posted it or who they are talking about. What's with the paranoia?

I thought the story was funny. A got a couple laughs. I would've been pissed too. How can you laugh after stepping in someone else's shit?!

EEEEWWWW!!!!!!
I agree with Harry Plopper! Vin would be licking that crap off my foot. Nasty! Tell him to quit going in his pants!

Yes, I am back early. I dared my parents to find me a house near the college that accepted me this winter. If they could, I would go to college. Unfortunately, I didn't think they'd take it seriously. Now I have a rented bungalow that I have to move into by September 1st. Not to mention 15 credits of science, english, and German. Damn!

Oh, well. I suppose being 25 years old it's about time they kicked me out of the house.

P.S. And Vin can't come over. Ew!

Oh My God.

Slim Jim Junkie is going to flip.

How the hell are you, girl? We missed you!

I'm picturing Vin Diesel with shitty pants scurrying around a log cabin. Mildly humorous.

Volcano, what the hell are you majoring in that requires German?

Yo daph, if you be down with the Lovester, you be enjoying http://www.geocities.com/steerp1ke/David_Ehi.html . Some whack dude messing with those Nigerian scammers by emailing them Mythos stuff.

I know who you are Vin!! Woohooo, wait til work tomorrow!

Dookie Dog, I can understand a fart, but taking a turd to the face while munching carpet is punishable with jailtime where I come from. Or at least it should be. I've gone down on a chick with bad crotch hygene before, but when you get shit on as a way of saying, "thanks," that would keep me from eating snatch for the rest of my life.

Did she come?

It's cum Three Ply cum. Anyway it was pretty narly and a long time ago but I still remember because it was the first time I ever muff dived successfully. I would not eat snatch for nothing it grossed me out after another bad experience but I wanted to do it, so I asked a friend of mine what I should do to get over my fear of eating cavier and he told me to get real drunk so I went to Calumet City Illinois a block away from my pad in Indiana because you only have to be 18 to buy beer and wine in Illinois anyway I got 3 quarts of maddog 20-20, and I went home and pounded it, not me the wine. I drank 2 and a half myself but after just two swigs I was down on that shit and since then I have earned my wings many times because even more than the actual sex, I LOVE EATING AT THE Y! I dream someday of winning the lottery so I could pay a women to squat upoon my ugly old mug for a few days or so. Did she cum? oh yes many times that's one thing I'm good at. It wasn't a turd it was a brown spot, a skid mark all my friends knew about it because there was a knock at the door and I answered it totally naked with this brown spot on my nose it was my buddies and their gals comming over to party just about died when they saw my face. Would I do it again? Let a beautiful 19 year old blond shit on my old 46 year old mug? I don't know I really got to think about that......yea right!

Skid Marky Mark,

I just read the entire page. Where the heck did you find that? It was a scream. I'm thinking of what the guy's reaction was in Nigeria who read the last couple of emails!

Anyway, I think it was a great attempt at Lovecraft/Derleth genre, and his imagery was totally on. Funny.

Straight-pipe, the school requires a foreign language and German was the only one not offered at 8 in the morning. That, and I am majoring in geology (oh, what a surprise) and geology has a lot of German and French. Ugh!

last year, a guy in my group of friends asked "What would you like to learn?"

One guy said he wanted to learn German because he said he loved how mean it sounded.

Another guy wanted to learn French or Itialian because it sounded romantic.

I said I wanted to learn Japanese, and the guys immediately accused me of being a ricer boy. I explained about the Videogames and Amime I wanted to see, and they immediately retraced their accusations.

It's scary to know that their is a human such as Vin- even dogs don't do that! Man! If I got someones' shit on my foot, that person would be getting a swift kick in up the shits creek...and be thrown out of the house! Yikes!

Iwas checking out a singles site yeasterday and there was a gal on there named Vin, I couldn't believe it! Yea they can shit on my face but man, I'd be mad too if I steped in it.

Oh my god, Ive heard things hear that made me laugh so hard I had a wet fart!

im not sure about this story. i prefer runny craps

that was the funniest damn story I've ever heard.

Huh huh... poo.

Ew, that is nasty. I bet you had many choice words for Vin.

Did he get his comeupin's yet, or did you give him benefit of the doubt?
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A man who farts in church, sits in his own pew.

Ocassionally my cats leave me pooppresents that I have stepped on in barefeet. Very nasty.
Producing waste since 1967