Dude, that was hilarious! Great story!

it wasn't a story it is real

How much did that turd you gave birth to weigh?...that's the question

One time I pooped so much dihearea my dick was in it. I didn't even notice until i felt water. I then noticed my add cheeks were dipping into it. When I stood up, and flushed the toilet, it overflowed. I slipped in it, and got it all over me. It was embarressing, but tasted great!

You should have petrified that turd, then marked sections of it, "Monday:dinner, Tuesday:lunch, etc."

i had to do that once! it sucked. but at least i wasnt the one that had to disect my poopie in 3 placed, sorry mommy

I came across your web page when I was doing a research project or Constipation vs. dihearea. This shit is funny man. I once hade this problem that I couldn't take a shit so this manly nurse shoved something up my ass to make me take a shit. Little did she know when she got her 3rd finger up my ass it all came spewing out. This is right as the doctor was orientating some new medical interns. Well you can just imagine what happened they quit.

This site is great! It makes me feel less embarrased about my pooping history. For example... one time I was having oral sex done for me and I got just a little too relaxed. Well, I started pooping and just couldn't stop! Well that's not the worst of it. She had her eyes closed and didn't realize what was happening so she came back and got a mouth full of peanut-chunk-filled crap! The bad thing is...I think she liked it...

People dom't realize the many benefits of poo. They just literally flush a precious resource down the toilet. Once, I was stranded in the woods after losing my way during a hike. I had no food and no warm clothes. Little did I know that crap would save my life. Frozen to the bone, I rubbed my shit all over myself. It kept me warm until the rescuers got there. Oh, and to soothe my hunger, those little bits of nut and corn that I dug out actually kept me from starving, talk about recycling! Please email me with any comments

your story sucks!

badpoopstory is a big loser. that was one of the best stories i ever heard. bravo for you and boo for badpoopstory.

so what was wrong with your bowels, thennessey? did medical science ever find out?

I doubt the truth in this story. I've had issues with long amounts of time between shits and it has never been close to that long.

i had to go once i didn't go for 2 weeks and the poop was 16 pounds 4 feet long and 6.89 diamiter

Thats an amazing story

So what was wrong with you? Inquiring minds want to know!

You mom has a shit micrometer, what will they think of next....lol

It is just great to see how much better the comments are now than they were back in the bad old days. It is a wonder Dave stuck with it, given threads like these.

But it has paid off, at last!

Right, Dumpster. The site has attracted us. We're all a bunch of intellectuals. We can scoff at those long-gone nerdy mouth-breathers, hunched over their semen-splattered keyboards, writing STUPID things about poop.

Can you believe it?!

{read w/affected British accent}:
Oh, absolutely right doubleD. I couldn't agree with you more. Pass the brandy, will you? Care for a Cubano? And for the record, my posture at the keyboard is immaculate. The semen, well...no need to get into THAT.

Can poop really be this long?

Producing waste since 1967