That sucks! That would be great if everybody that opposed shitting had their ass cheeks welded shut. Then, that would end the double standard.

Jessie....the shit of those "cliquey preppy bitches" stinks too, you were too nice in your use of terms, I would call them something that starts with "C"

Al Gore invented the internet.

wasn't I the asshole who started calling stories fake?

god I'm sorry I started the trend.

I did invent the phrase "shameful/shameless shitting" which is used in 50% of the stories.

fling poo!

Yea, you probably should have hung onto that toilet paper and rubbed it into that bitch's mouth.

Fake...."Brandywine River"? Uh huh.

Fake? What in the world is fake? That people laughed at a pooping girl? I don't know what high school you went to, but that sounds perfectly realistic to me.

Also, do a Google on "Brandywine River." Geez. Such a knee-jerk scoff -- just because you've never heard of the brandywine river means the story is fake? Why are you such a reactionary?

Isn't there a Brandywine River in Lord of the Rings?

perhaps. there is definetely one near philadelphia.

I totally thought this was a guy until she said otherwise! I believed it as well. Pretty funny, but damn, I feel for ya, Jessie.

I did a search on Brandywine River and copied part of the results for ya:
Visitors with an extra day or so to spend should take in the sites of historic Brandywine River Valley, southeast of Philadelphia and just north of Wilmington, Del.

Yes, there is a Brandywine River in the LOTR. That's why I was so quick to scoff.
Plus, all the snotty girls in my high school would have screamed, "EW, GROSS!" and waited outside the door to find out who it was so they could harass the poor pooper. Snotty bitch girls aren't the types to offend their little, delicate noses they keep stuck in the air with the smell of shit.
I don't know, the whole story struck me as fake. You are right, Ty...I was quick to judge on that one. I apologize.

Hey, Jessie. I was invisible in high school so I never got the brunt of the snotty girls, but I know several people who did. Just remember this: She may have thought she was all high and mighty when she said, "Look at her nasty panties." But, as with most of her kind, she will say nothing more than "Do you want fries with that?" for the rest of her life.
The high the snot level the lower the IQ. Let's just hope someone spayed her before she contaminated the gene pool with more of her mindless minions.

DONT FEEL BAD ONE TIME WHEN I WAS LIVING IN HAWAII MY PARRENTS AND I WENT TO MAUI FOR THE WEEKEND AN STAYED IN THIS REALLY NICE HOTEL COME TO FIND OUT THAT MY BEST FRIEND WAS THEIR AS WELL SO WE GOT TO HANG OUT ALL WEEKEND ANYWAY THE LAST NIGHT WE WERE THEIR MY FRIEND AND I WERE WALKING AROUND THE POOL AND MY GUT STARTED TO HURT I NEW I HAD TO HURRY UP AND FIND A BATHROOM SOON BUT THE CLOSEST ONE WAS IN THE LOBBY SO WE KEPT ON WALKING HEADED THAT WAY WHEN WE FINALY GOT IN THEIR I JUST STOPED LIKE I WAS PARALIZED AND LET LOOSE I COULDNT HELP IT I WENT UP TO THIS GUY IN A NICE SUIT AND ASKED WHERE THE BATHROOM WAS AND HE LOOKED DOWN AT ME AND SAW CRAP RUNNING DOWN MY LEG AND HE YEALD OUT HOLY SHIT ITS OVER THEIR HE SAID IT SO LOUD THAT THE HOLE LOBBY WENT SILENT AND ALL EYES WERE ON ME AND TO MAKE MATERS WORSE I WENT INTO THE WRONG BATHROOM AND MY MOTHER HAD TO COME IN AND CLEAN ME UP I WAS TWELVE AT THE TIME AND IT WAS THE WORST THING THAT HAS EVER HAPPEND TO ME

if i were you id throw my poop at them or id talk trash so loud that they wouldnt be able to hear me

Forget those snobby bitches. It's not like they don't do it. And who cares what they think of your underwear? They're just snobs. Keep your head up, girl! And great story.

Jessie, I am 17, and a Junior in High School. I can understand what you mean. Except now i feel bad because i am one of those snobby bitches who laughs at people for their unattractive bodily functions. I guess i never thought about it, since i have never had to poop in school. (weird, i know) But now i will be nicer to the unfortunate victims of the school-shit. I have always worn cute panties tho, so i don't know how you feel about that. Sorry for your troubles!!

its so stupid when ppl make fun of you for takin a crap its like making fun of someone farting its STUPID its a function of the digestive system and everybody does it even that totall hotness super model you see on TV EVERYBODY DOES IT and if your one of those skanky bitches who talk trash do us all a favor and GO @#$% your self!

yea forget those fucking bitches they do it too.

WHAT ARE YA A FWEAKIN ALEIN ONLY I COULD EAT THAT MUCH BUT LAST TIME I ATE PIG INTESTINES RAW I SEWED MYSELF AT 10000000000000000000000000000000000$

I do hereby offer my sympathies. I have had a full history of near (as well as actual full blown) accidents! Initially, it is very embarrassing. But as these incidents seem to repeat themselves, it almost seems expected and commomplace. Yhat's dangerous, when one can no longer experience embarrassment that would otherwise be rather shocking to others present. I have IBS, and that has been a blight upon my existance, as that alone has been responsable for many of my rather 'embarrassing' public bowel accidents. As many adult men (especially of the older crowd) wear mappies (daipers), it was suggested to me as a young person. but I won't have anything to do with that! Nappies are out of the question! I would rather have the public embarrassments than have to be clad in nappies, thanks all the same! But, I do sympathise with your predicament, believe me.

thats a touching story about a young girls rite of passage,whatever that means.I guess what im tryin to say is,nice shit story.But im curious about whats so nasty about white or creme colored pantys?I guess they do show skidmarks more than other colors,maybe thats why those snotty bitches wear black?

Public Enema #2! Ha ha! I love that name!!!

well thanks The Shit Volcano,but i must say,your name sure gets more to the point.Im sure glad i found this place,ive been banned from every chat room,just for talkin about natures most beautiful gift,the bowel movement.You guys are great,ive never laffed as much as i have since i found the Poop Report

Thanks for all of the comments. I agree with the Shit Volcano that the higher the snot, the lower of the I.Q. I watched the Butterfly Effect a couple of weeks ago and there's this one part of the movie, where Asten's handicapped with no arms, and he gets out of the wheelchair he's riding in, but the poor guy falls flat on his face.Then all the students around him, exept his two buds (can't rmember their names. -__-')start laughing at him. Then the girl with the blonde hair hair yells at al lthe stupidlaughing snots, "Must be so god damn nice to be so fucking perfect!" I wish I could've thought of that statement when I was in that situation in High School. Oh and by the way, this story is 100% true.

Sorry that the last message I sent didn't make much sense. :S

How the hell did anonymus coward's email adress get on my last post?! O__o

those snotty chicks! you should have told them, "why don't you bend over backwards and shit up your pussies, it'll be the best @#$% you'll ever have??!!"

Well, like I said, I was overcome with embarrassment. by the way, I forgot to mention this in the story, but one good reason why they were making fun of me is because I had this blue rayon dress (it was a dress made in India) and I was wearing a pair of shiny pleather sanda;s with chunky heals. I used to have a BAD fashion sense and that's another reason why they made fun of me. Typical cliquey snobs. *sighs*

I wear bright red pants, a blue shirt, rainbow belt, and socks that don't match. But those type of girls never bothered me. I don't dress the way everyone else wants me to. I dress the way I feel. Go for it!

Hmmm. I think tomorrow I'll wear my neon Hawaiian shirt and red cut-offs.

Oooo neon hawaiian shirt. I'd like to see that :P

Actually I've got three of them!

Cool! :D

On an updated note, I've gone back to wearing hip hugging underwear, well most of the time -___-'

how does everyone here handle those who like to make fun of the shitter, look over the door, shake the stall door, throw stuff into the cubical, etc?

I dont go at school for this reason ... I just wouldn't know how to react to someone like that. and ive seen it happen all to often (even by a few of my friends). any ideas?

Well, I've ALWAYS had problems taking a dump in School, during my early years too. The teachers ESPECIALLY gave me hell for it because I was gone so long. :(
My advice to you is to find a way to use the toilet(if you have one) in the nurses office. That way, you can piss or shit in total peice. That's what I used to do if I couldn't hold it in, during school time. :)

I'll have to give you a B+ on this one. You would have gotten a C+ only I feel really bad for you.

This is a great title "School Stool" I've always had my own imagination world about poop that you have to do when you go to school. I have always thought that the poop was caused from going to school & when you wear certain kinds of jeans to school it seemed to make me have to poop more.

Ahhhhh! I feel your pain. I went through something similar like that when I was in HS. I had to go and right when I had to go all of the snotty, uptight girls from my class were in the bathroom and of course they knew what I were doing, they even complained about it. Annoyance. Glad you pulled through though.

Great story.

I didn't have too many problem with cliques when I was in school. They key is to not let these types of people bother you, and to laught at yourself. In doing so, I rapidly went form being picked on all the time, to spending the majority of my school days as a role model and good friend.

Wahch out for your Colitis, that is a very dangerous disease. Ask your doctor about a drug called Sulfasalizine.

Try to avoid Prednizone at all costs!!! This drug can do terrible things.
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What's wrong with cream-colored bikini jockies?

I was never able to figure out why the bitches hung out in the bathrooms at school, other than there were no teachers around and they could be as nasty as they wanted to be and get away with it. My worst year was 9th grade because I was underdeveloped and didn't have a lot of confidence in using the large school bathrooms. And, of course, they were able to detect that and pounce on that. My previous schools had four and five stalls, not 20 or 25. The bathrooms each had two entry and exit doors and the bitches would basically block off one side by just hanging out and forcing other users to go around to the other side. Then on the other side, they would mill around in such a way, you would have to go all the way down to the farthest stall for any privacy.

Athough I had to pee only once or twice a week at school, my shits came daily, usually early in the morning when the largest number of them would congregate. I would always hurry to one of the farthest stalls, sit down and my shits came fast (you're ready to go when you've been holding it!), but when I grabbed for the toilet paper in the dispenser, there would be none. I never found out if they took it out as part of their "ritual" or not, but my mom would ask me so many of my panties were soilded. She was sympathetic because when she was in school, the bitches had made it tough for her too!

Sara's post reminds me so much of what happened at my middle school: students--mostly 8th graders--hanging out in the bathrooms to make it rough on the 6th graders who were basically afraid of such places anyway. I was harassed just once--during the first week of school when I sat down to pee. Later that week I was walking in the hall and noticed at different times of the day, teachers would go in between classes and use the facilities. Sometimes I had to hang-out in the hall a passing period or two before I could find my ticket in. Then I could pee or poop without being made fun of. Some of the teachers were also very intolerant of students just hanging-out in the bathrooms. When I finally got to high school, the bathrooms were pretty safe but I still would only use them as a last resort because they were so dirty. I concluded that as students were promoted from grade to grade, they sure didn't develop any better social or hygiene skills. Wiping the seat off before sitting down and flushing someone else's shit became a daily ritual for me. And by then, faculty used their own bathrooms adjacent to the lounge. I sure didn't blame them.

I just finished my 11th grade year in high school today. Three of our main school bathrooms are what my mom calls "old-style military" because they have a separate entrance and about 20 to 25 stalls are located back to back of one another and there's one door for entering and another door for leaving. Each door is clearly marked and from time-to-time teachers have walked through and asked students to back up and use the appropriate door. However, teachers don't spend much time in the bathroom because they would have to do extra work to make office referrals out on the smokers and a group of about 5 or 6 bitches who hang out and harass especially the freshman who pee and shit.

Well, last week there was a senior prank that involved brushing some kind of ink or paint and clear glue on the black toilet seats. Several girls sat in it and my best friend, who was constipated, moved around quite a bit trying to get her shit out and she had the largest clean-up job to do; so much so that she was excused to go home. As a result, our principals completely shut off one side of the bathroom which sucked because the lines for each of the stalls left were even longer. Well, two of my friends got there early had had signs printed "Out of Order!" and put them on each of the doors and that left only the one doorless (I think it's for the handicapped students!) available. My friends hid out on the closed-off side until they heard one of the three biggest bitches talking to her friends in the lobby. Then she came in. Within 20 seconds you could hear her drop her jeans and there were four quick farts. Then, they heard her flick her lighter and you could smell the initial smoke from the cigarette she held between her widely-spread legs. At that point, my friends each ran out and with their cell phones shot a picture of her on the toilet with her cigarette. She can't go to the principal because of what's she's holding and my mom is putting me in a private school next year. We know she's worried and that's great.