I don't know why, but the way you yelled to the cleaning person as you left reminded me of the scene in Fight Club when Tyler is dragging Marla away from her bedroom to save her from her suicide attempt. As the paramedics rush by them, she shouts that the woman in the apartment is "infectuous human waste!"

You know how when you see someone sneeze and it makes you sneeze too? Maybe I'm thinking of yawning . . . or is it vomiting?

Anyway, after I read this story I felt a rumbling in my stomach and soon dropped two big logs in the toilet bowl, much like the author.

Sympathetic pooping?

Factor into this equation that I had 3 tacos and a burrito for dinner last night and you're really getting somewhere.

My best friend shit in his drawers at work and went to the bathroom to clear out hid pudding shit. He cut his underwear off with an army knife and put in the trash can. There are only 3 other guys and about 12 women in the office. The cleaning lady a realt ghetto bitch reached in the trash to empty and decided to reuse the liner. /She grabbed the shitty underwear barehanded. She publicly announced to the entire office. My friend was busted. It was too funny.

i live in a highrise and had to run down to put quarters in the dryer in the basement. I put on jean shorts and no underwear. I was going back up in the ever so slow elevator and felt the urge. I started shitting and it came out my shorts and all over the elevator wall. I mean i just stood there and completely finished. That elevator one tiny little fan in it.....poor thing. I mean this shit was all over the wall and was huge...I thought it might have exceeded the weight limit. Damn did it stink! I have to say it did look like Mona Lisa Splatter Art!

It was a dare from friend for a car that was outside his apt and was abandonned. I went outdide late at night, dropped my pants spread my ass cheeks and blew a watery Luby's Cafeteria shit all over the Windshield..then I stuck junk mail into the shit to let it dry and wiped some shit on the rear-view mirrors. Auto detail. Some say I have ass-talent

I have always wanted to take an empty GODIVA box and shit in it and send it someone I really like.....lol...any comments?

What the hell are you rambling on about? Go to poopstories on the forums or something.

oh man, Justin. You are right. power of suggestion. All the sudden I have to open the floodgates, too

That's lovely, burrito gas.

i am a strange guy. my friend "Raymond Montanez" dared me to take a dump in the clean water tank at the top of the toilet instead of using the actual toilet bowl. i thought this was a funny idea so i agreed to it. the next time we were al at my freind Futon Dale's house i thought i would attempt it. i removed the top cover and tried to position myself correctly. as i was doing this my friend Megan Smeltzer busted in with a camera and took a picture of me in this heroic position. needless to say that i was startled. i fell down off the top of the potty and broke my collarbone. well at least i did manage to leave a little plop on the floor. that bastard!

burritos for breakfast, tacos for lunch, taco for dinner equal bad burrito gas. Bad burrito gas makes my big cock hard. Then I will slide my cock into your burrito shit encrusted asshole.

poop is the one word to discribe me,i love poop its all ithink about .my friends call me poopstain(my friends are poop).so remember ,don't refuse your poop,diffuse your poop.

it was a dare

oppy a poopy

im a kid from the city, im bored so i think ill give you all a good story. i ride my bike around alot and sometimes there is no place to pull over if i need to shit. well just yesterday i was riding my bike on my way home from a friends and i felt so sick in my stomach and i knew i needed to shit worse than ever. after about 4 minutes of pain i just gave out and i shit in my pants, it filled my boxers so gross. all of you are lucky you didnt see it lol. thanks

Eeeyyyeewww!!!! That's why I don't eat at Mexican fast food restaurants. Especially not Toxic Hell!

Taco Bell red taco sauce=instant stool loosener.

What do you guys DO for a living?!? You do know that you all are talking about crap right?

Hey, Axle. What are YOU doing here? If you don't like to talk shit (literally) GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!!!! Damn, cuntsucker!

When I was a kid, about two separate times, I went to sleep, at night obviously, and when I woke up the next morning, I found a brown surprise on my underwear. they were all flat, both times. Apparently I had squashed them both times while I was laying.

I remember one time when I was at Death Valley I decided to try dried dates from a local gift shop. Big mistake! Suddenly I got the worst diarrhea I'd ever experienced in my life. I let loose at a visitor center toilet that had automatic flush. As luck would have it the damn thing didn't work. So I ended up leaving my slurry of black, chunky shit in the toilet. Unlike Snapper I didn't say anything to the people at the VC. I just left it and slunk out of there.

Well recently I went 2 a party and I had a bad cold, but anyways i went out,had a few drinks you know a really good time,met up with a female friend went back 2 my place and i was sneezing and coughing and we were undressed about 2 do the do and Broke wind in the bed when shit, just covered my whole bottom area I felt so embarrased and yes she left and i heard about this for days.

Good story. And running away from the deed was the best solution.