LOL! Yes, Logjam, you have a point, and thank you PatrioticPooper, for the info. On the tightie-whities, I mean. The ball info was interesting, too.

So, what you guys are saying is that tightie-whities would work as poop holders because of the pouch that is created (and will hang down a bit) on your butt by the elastic around the legs? Interesting. Man diapers.

I hate boxers. My huge balls stick to my legs.

P.S. (to Daphne) the tightie-whities with legs present the same problem.

OH NO, a warm seat.

We humans can really get into a mess, and that poor car probably got violated.

Go waypoint your Poops with a GPS.

Pretty short story. I'm sure it would have been much better from the poopers perspective. BTW, did I get this right.........2 guys in Maui, etc?
That brings up a bunch of questions by itself. Not that there's anything wrong with that!
(Sorry, Seinfeldism).

I don't know, but if you select your shorts based on how well they hold in poop, you're just begging for trouble. Think positive, and carry a big stick.

A bit choppy, but I used my overactive imagination and got more than an eyeful. I would have probably handled it the same way, but I'm glad that I've never had to.

Instead of tightie whities, I wonder if those boxer-briefs would work, the ones that are made like tightie-whities but have legs on them. They are a nice compromise and don't look as funny as their shorter counterparts.

Elasticity problems?

YES!!! the seat was cold and i sat down

the seat is slightly warm....second best isn't as good as first

Yeah, but if you wear tighty whities then your poop gets all squished around your butt. I think I'd rather it drop out -- sure, it's embarassing, but it's better than having to sit in it.

I made the switch from Boxers to Boxer-Briefs about a year ago.
The reason was that I forsaw myself having dangling, saggy balls when I'm older (i'm only 17 now), and I wanted to avoid that at all costs. The added support of the Boxer-Briefs prevents this (like a bra stops boobs from sagging in the long run), among myriad other pro's, with very few con's. For example, boxer-briefs make your ass look great, which my lady enjoys thoroughly.
Why not just wear briefs then? Well, I don't like wearing panties, thanks.

This is the second story in recent memory that involved using BK as an emergency toilet. It would seem people associate a clean, open bathroom policy with the King.

If only there was some sort of automated mechanism to get people's vote on the matter... if all fast food restaurants were in a equidistant from you, and you felt the runs coming on... in which place would you feel most welcome?

I agree that it may have been more interesting from the pooper's point of view but I really enjoyed the visual of some making a break for the "get away" car to hide shitting his pants. well told story!

People are lame. It was a funny story, so what if theyre gay. I dont think your really pushing anyones buttons by bashings them. You make urself look worse than people who shit there pants in public, jesus....

and by the way, Poopaloopas, your comment cracked me up, spectacular

Saggy balls? Really? That happens? Man, gravity sucks ass. It's pushing the limit on my boobs, screwing with your balls, and let's not forget just what the hell it's done to Tommy Lee Jones's ears. Jeesh.

Daphne I laughed at loud at the TLJ joke, and that doesn't happen very often. Thank you!

Hairy Pooter,
I think that in that scenario, I wouldn't go where I feel most welcome, but rather to the one I hate the most.

oookay...well that had to suck. someone sitting on ur new sweater with a dirty rear.hope it wasn't white!!lol.

To Poopaloopa: You're only 17?!!

You make me feel old! That was cool to read about somebody who can't control his bowels very well, but why didn't he go to the bathroom sooner?

They're GAY!? I thought they were just really friedly friends. And I don't recall seeing anything about "bashing" before Guy's post...

They could be gay... however, is it ever established in this story that volcanic eruption is male?

I'm about 2 1/2 months pregnant with my first child. Now that I'm knocked up, I am frequently constipated and my bowel movements are hard and very large. I go about every 3 or 4 days. I don't know, my husband and I figure it's a side effect of being pregnant. I'm also eating more than usual. No fun being constipated, but it really feels good when I'm on the potty and let one rip.

Ohhh Susiepooo, you'd best check with your doc and see about getting a stool softener in you. When you squeeze out that litle bundle of poop in 7 months, you're gonna pop some hemis anyway, and you certainly don't want to be passing concrete blocks with those babies (HAH!) clustered around your precious little wrinkled star, now do-do you?

Thanks for the advice, Captain. I think maybe these huge, hard logs I've been passing are in a subtle way preparing me for the birth of this child. I'm about 3 months along now, and already my tummy is starting to show pretty good. I think I'm gonna have one hell of a big baby! LOL

Wow, Bob Slawson... if you think 17's young for a site like this or whatever... I'm fourteen. I come to this site all the time... part of my highly warped nature, I guess.

Definitely the first available as far as the fast food goes. If I had to pick, I'd say Starbucks if that counts as a fast food joint, because I love smelling the coffee while I poo.

Incidentally yesterday I pooped at the nearest Radisson resort, and it was divine! They were playing a Mozart piano concerto over the intercom, the sound quality was good, the place was clean and beautiful, and you could just smell the food from the restaurant next door (smelled good although I've never eaten there.) There was a cleaner in there when I went in, but she left after a few minutes.

My mom was a stroke patient the last years of her life, and as NineInchLog has mentioned, having a stroke can mess with your bowel control. She always wore these loose, stretchy pants, since they were easy to put on and take off.

Occasionally, she'd be walking along with her quad-cane, and just sigh and say, "Oh, Dear." Then she'd stop and pluck at the side of her pants, then lean on the cane again and sort of wave her leg around. Sure enough, a turd would roll out of her pantleg, and she'd continue on her way. There was no help for it, since she was not able to HURRY anywhere. It didn't happen often, but when it did, we were torn between laughter and mortification.

GGG- I would be torn between the two also....but your post had me rolling!!!! Too funny

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