this reminds me of this fat guy that used to work at my office. He always stunk like shit and his office chair had a bunch of skid marks on it. He always wore a brown or black suit so it was hard to see skids on his pants, but you could always smell feces, mixed with B.O. We think he was too fat and/or lazy to wipe his ass. When he got terminated I had the janitorial people throw his chair in the dumpster. I am sure he sat in other places in the building, I guess it's the chance we took !!!

the big man who can't wipe reminds me of a story my friend told me from college. there was this extremely large kid who lived in the dorm. he was actually so large that he had to sleep on a couch instead of the normal beds given to students. that was not the problem, the thing was that his arms could not reach his butt when he went to the crapper, so he would smell all day until he took a shower. i don't understand how someone could live with butt fumes always pumpin' from their pants. just makes me laugh.

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A family friend of ours was over once and entered into lore with his special event. He is weird anyway...everytime he farts he waves the smell towards his nose to find out what it smells like...but this day was special. He was in the bathroom upstairs for a real long time so my brother went up to check on him. He had left the door open and was scrubbin' the stains out of his underwear in our bathroom sink. He told us that he had strained out a fart on the walk to our house and had surprised himself with a little chocolate spray. We very carefully cleaned the sink, and its now about 15 years later, but everytime I drop my toothbrush in there I think about him.

At my work, there was a foreign lady named Mary. She was a breakfast cook and he used to drink on the job -a major alkie. We didn't know until she got fired that she was always too drunk to go down two flights of stairs to the bathroom and so she always crapped in the huge walk-in fridge in a 5-gallon bucket. I won't use a 5-gallon bucket now without running it through the big dishwasher. She also wiped her ass with the cook's rags and shamelessly threw them right on top of the dirty rag pile.

boys are absolutley disgusting!!!

This one time while going to Ohio with my family My friend had to shit really bad,So my dad pulled in to this gas station so she could go.I went and stood outside the door and while I was standing there I heard her laughing so I opened the door a little and I couldn't believe what I seen. She was half way bent over and could not even make it to the seat before she exploded all over the toilet and the wall.It was awful not to mention that the bathroom was already gross and the floor had wet toilet paper all over it.I turned around and someone was waiting to go in there so I told them that it was really nasty in there and that we would be a few minutes longer. After she was done she went in the gas station and told the person working inside that he needed to clean the womens bathroom because it was so nasty.A few weeks after that when we went back we passed that same gas station and there in front of it was a huge sign that said NO PUBLIC RESTROOMS.That is when I laughed.

This one dude, he walked up to the teacher and he tried to whisper it but it was so funny he started laughin so you could hear what he was saying and he said, "Can I go to the bathroom, I'm about to have diarrhea" So everyone in the whole class started laughing even the dude, but the teacher didn't hear him, but everyone was laughin and then you could see this big blob of gooey diarrhea on his pants and then the teacher said "What?" And the dude said "Nevermind."

I loved the time when I had diarrhea when I was 3 years old on Christmas morning 1982, I had really bad stomach cramps first thing that morning and then I pooped brown water in my pants 2 times!

Hi, I need all the help you can give me. For the past 2 months I have been dating this wonderful guy whose hygene habbits are starting to turn me off, but I don't know how to approach him about it without making him feel really bad. It all started out when he began to spend the night at my place. I would notice that he would go to bed without brushing his teeth. So a couple days later, I surprised him by buying him a tooth brush. He took it very well, however, he still rarely uses it. Also the other night I happened to see his underwear, and notice poop stains. I freaked out, it was discusting. I haven't confront him about it. I just don't know how. I don't want to ridicule him, but the truth is that it is turning me off. Please help!!!!

"Usually, that's all they are, but a few times in the past, a little substance comes out with it. Not that big a deal."

Um, you poop your pants and it's no big deal?

People that are too fat to wipe themselves REALLY need to start doing something about their weight. I mean come on, wouldn't that be the point of no return for most people?? Besides not being able to fit through the bathroom door to use the crapper at all, I guess. I still don't understand the whole "I-thought-it-was-a-fart-but-it-was-diarrhea" thing. I ALWAYS know when my butt's bluffing and when it's the real thing. I've never really had an incident where I thought I was going to fart and instead, diarrhea came out.

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I just had diarrhea in my pants when i thought i would fart. Luckily i was sitting at home.

AC of 12/01/2007, your mother must be so proud of you...not taking that kind of thing out to the mall or the library, or the old folks home where I'm sure you volunteer time to feed the blue hairs. Did you by any chance wipe with a cat?