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A Tip For The Plumber

Posted 08.13.2001 by Professor Lump (34)

My toilet broke over the weekend (something with the little plastic thingy in the tank). It would not fill up with water, so I was unable to flush it unless I filled a water pitcher from the tub and filled the tank.

Anyway, to make a long story short, I forgot that the repair guy was coming to fix my pooper this morning while I was at work. I took a massive crap just before getting into the shower and was running late so no time to fill the tank and flush it -- I just closed the lid and said I'd do it when I got home.

It was only after arriving at work I realized that I had left a smelly little present for the poor lad.



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doniker (1535) -- 08.13.2001

F him !! It's a shit job anyway...I'm sure he's seen worse.

Melly (63) -- 08.14.2001

That doesn't mean it wouldn't suck seeing a big log staring you in the face while you are trying to work.
Funny story though...

Grendel (not verified) -- 10.14.2001

Tee hee. I know this is two months late, but I had to comment. My grandfather was a plumber, so I happen to know they make pretty good money. Don't worry about it too much.

The Shit Volcano (3737) -- 02.24.2004

Ah ha ha ha ha!!! Poor plumber!

Lame comment! -1 point
Kevin (18) -- 02.25.2005

i'll tell you a funny story.i was spending the night at my friends house.and i had fish for dinner!well you know the rest. but i'll tell you anyway!well....here goes!!!!!!!!!!it was 4 30 in the morning and i had not gone to poop or to bed.all of a sudden i had to poop and my friends bathroom smells like fresh wipings!!!!!!well,,,,,,i didn't want to go so i held it in.i couldn't hold it in much longer so i asked my friend if there was another bathroom and he said yes but it wasn't working!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!well i went to fresh wiping bathroom and i almost barfd!well my mom wanted me to where tight pants with abelt azipper and 3 buttons over the zipper!!!!!!!!!!!well i could not get undone in time so i shat myself!well my friends litle brother would fart in his brothers undies so he put them in the wash so my friend had none that i could where!!!!!!!!my friend asked his little brother where they were and he said"in the wash!"so i just took off my underwear and just wore my pants!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Great comment! +1 point
DungDaddy (1369) -- 09.15.2006

Don't feel bad. Since you were gone, the plumber walked all around your place, rubbing his balls on your stuff. Drinking glasses, toothbrush, pillow. He took food out of your fridge and put it down his voluminous pants while working and then replaced it before leaving.

Anomalous Coward (690) -- 09.15.2006

Poor plumber, every day the same old shit.

healthy 1 (1423) -- 09.15.2006

I'm sure the plumber has been left presents many times before. Some far worse than an abandoned turd.
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Jammin' lo'flo's since 1977.

pooologist (16) -- 08.01.2007

ewww...ball sweat....thanks for the visual dungdaddy :|

GottaGoGirl (2615) -- 08.02.2007

Anomalous Coward (592) -- 09.15.2006 -- wrote: "Poor plumber, every day the same old shit."

Cue drummer. Ba-dum-bum!

Miss Simone Scat (570) -- 08.14.2007

HA HA Anomalous Coward.
Producing waste since 1967

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