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It Might Be Disgusting

Posted 02.14.2001 by Jenny (26)

Last summer I went to an outdoor They Might Be Giants concert in Prospect Park, Brooklyn. Near the end of the concert, the beers I had drunk had caught up with my urinary tract, and I had to pee badly. I rushed to the only bathroom in the area and got in the long and curving line (the men's line wasn't long at all).

After about 20 minutes of standing in line, I finally got a free stall. I did my business and went to leave when the most dreaded thing happened -- the door wouldn't open.

The locking mechanism was definitely broken and try as I might, I simply couldn't get the door to open. I tried yelling for help, but my stall was near the end and there was a lot of noise from all the frequent flushing and opening and closing of stalls. I tried waving a frantic hand above the door, but I figured that wouldn't get me anywhere either.

So I did the only thing a person COULD do in that situation -- I ignored the filthy floor, ridden with used pads and pee splatter drops, and got down on my back and pulled myself under the stall door.

It was nice to be out, but people were staring at me and I was disgusted by the plethora of germs that surely were clinging to my butt and back. I quickly left that frightening situation only to be confronted by an unsupportive boyfriend who squealed like a girl whenever I got close to him.

-- Jenny

Joe (91) -- 07.08.2001

Interesting, but mostly embarrasing, that would have sucked, just imagine if you had diaherrria!? Uh-Oh!

Samantha (not verified) -- 02.01.2002

right at the beginning of second hour i went to the bathroom and i closed the door to the stall ect ect, but when i went to open again... it wouldn't move at all, the hinges were all rusted so i was like... hrm i could crawl under? but i ruled that out, so my next option was to go over the edge, that was just as appealing.. so i stood there for like ten minutes waiting to see if anyone would come in who could possibly help.. about 15 min passed until i finally managed to go over the side,

The Shit Volcano (3740) -- 10.01.2004

Ew! I would have just stayed in the stall. At least tried to kick the lock off.

healthy 1 (1426) -- 10.19.2006

Yeah, I would have kicked off the lock, or at least figeted with it trying to make it work.
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It's not nice to fool mother nature.

Great comment! +1 point
Dave (11627) -- 10.19.2006

By the way -- the unsupportive boyfriend who squealed like a girl? Me.

Now I'm an unsupportive husband who squeals like a girl.

healthy 1 (1426) -- 01.16.2007

LOL Dave.

I'm sure that you are a geat husband.
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"-55F, a new record low? Nope, thermometer went bad. Looks like -50F still stands"

loaf pincher (72) -- 05.02.2007

kick the damn door open! what the hell i'd done the same thing

Miss Simone Scat (570) -- 07.26.2007

I'm shocked!!! Dave squeals like a girl.
Producing waste since 1967

GottaGoGirl (2616) -- 07.26.2007

Gross and horrifying: two things that make a good story!

It was worth this thread being bumped just to give Dave a point. You are so funny.

The Thunderous ... (687) -- 07.26.2007

WELL GGG he IS almost to 11,000 and YOURS TRULY IS trying to get to 300. Seriously though thats a tough situation to be in but she did the right thing and of course I am sure made a beeline for the shower when she got home. Who are They Might Be Giants anyway????
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The Thunderous Crapper 63 Enjoying home toilet advantage since 2004!

Artful Dodger (352) -- 07.26.2007

Thunderous Crapper, if you want to know about They Might Be Giants you should ask Particle Man. But you'll have to wait until he comes back from Istanbul (Not Constantinople).

greenpoopertrooper (335) -- 07.29.2008

eww,i've had to do thatonmorethan one occasion, but being 6 ft tall, and the women'sbathroompartions beingshort,iopted forgoing over the side.
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I will never shit somewhere that only has that horrible, scratchy brand of toilet paper. That stuff sucks!

Bilgepump (1676) -- 07.31.2008

GPT...I've mentioned this before, but you DO know how to use the space bar on your keyboard, right?
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The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.

greenpoopertrooper (335) -- 08.12.2008

Yes, as I said before, it had something stuck under it.
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I will never shit somewhere that only has that horrible, scratchy brand of toilet paper. That stuff sucks!

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