Good Buddy,

You're a zero-one-niner. This story is clearly bullshit, no pun intended. While I find it plausible that a moron big rigger like yourself, requiring no more working braincells than those necessary to handle a double-clutch in one hand and pull your pud in the other, would actually be stupid enough to reach into a public toilet at a roadside family restaurant to remove a particularly large portion of his own intestinal refuse, the possibility of you happening to have a tape measure with you at the time is slim to none. Instead of spending an hour hunting and pecking some fallacious tale of your own defication prowess why don't you look down at the watch on your malignant, sun-burned left-arm and see that it's time to get a life. Over and out.

Brian. Thats a great story. Don't listen to gabe. I'm also a truck driver and I'm one for having big craps but never that big. That was huge. Mine are the ones that you sit onthe can for about 20 minutes and all that comes out is a shit load of farts and a little pebble but has you know us truckers release some nasty gas maybe because the wifes cooking always taste like shit which makes us shit. I always have a tape measure with me when i work to make sure the skids are the proper so my ill measure up. When i read your story I called my brother in law (trucker to) and he loved it. The next day I went to work he had it in the staff washhroom, in the stale. So Brian keep on truckin and measuring. one trucker to another.

i have had bigger . i was in florida and ate everything in site the next day i took a huge shit about the size of a golf club

the best is when it curves and makes a "U" shape that takes up the entire bowl!

OK first off you dont carry a measure around with you and second there is NO way brians dick is bigger then 3 inches. NO FUCKING WAY!

Hey Gabe,
It's d-e-f-e-c-a-t-i-o-n; next time grab a dictionary before you start hurling epithets.

Dear Dirk McGirk, from the county of Kirk, whose cock was so small it made his wetmaid shirk. This, if nothing else, proves my point. Why is someone with enough working braincells to check my spelling wasting his time reading fallacious stories about other peoples' bowel movements? You've got a brain, use it! Log off and go read a fucking book. Something other than Dr.Seuss this time.

I to am a truck driver and i believe you can have a long shit but that is a little far fetched. Although I have left enough in the toilet to fill the hole in the bottom. Never measured though LOL

i work at a produce shipping facility in salinas and just want to let everyone know that you fucking truck drivers are the dumbest motherfuckers around and probably would measure your fucking shits.

I wouldn't be bragging about a 5.33 inch dick.

And what the hell did you eat to have such a great shit

Oooo I'm Gabe, I try to write fancy words and put everyone else down. Here's my advice to you. Sit down and drink a liter of Mineral Oil, you'll feel much better, and probably won't be so bitter.

When one Panda shits in another Panda's ear, that's gross.

Peter, you bastard! You used to do that to me! I think it's time for you to stop humiliating me and get your shit together!

Okay, guys, I've found them. Someone get the truck, I'll lure them in with the bamboo.

I'm in the mood for some shishkabobs. *takes a huge-ass stick and crams it up ranger smith's ass, htrough paula's ear, and up peter's ass*

whatever

i agree with gabe because i love his name

gabe can i fuck you?

Gabe is a fucking dipshit. As for the shit story, thats one hugeass snake!!! Gabe, go fuck yourself!

Sounds like you have a pathetically small penis. Probably even smaller than your IQ.

that was kind of a fuck up stroey but it was not a good one from my side

WHAT KIND OF RETARDED ASSHOLE CARRIES A TAPE MEASURE AROUND? MUCHLESS USES IT TO MEASURE HIS SHIT!

Why else would you carry a tape measure around??

This story is as real as dolly parton's tits. It's not even close to funny.

are you working for a shitty truck company or do just haul it?

gabe... u r somethin. after makin ur first post, you then come bak, **3 months later**, and insult someone else for "**-wasting his time reading fallacious stories-** about other peoples' bowel movements?"when thats wut u just did ! wtf is wrong with u! then u also start rhyming ... wow. u are a retard

A 32" turd would have to curl in the bowl. Measuring would require either reaching into the poop water to manipulate the tape, or pulling the snake out to straighten it. The author is either lying, or doesn't mind handling feces.

I think you're all full of crap! lol I'm a smart bastard, but I am going to be a truck driver. I just earned my CDL's, two weeks time. Congrat's to me! I believe that opinions are like ass holes. Everyone has one and they all stink! Keep truckin, peeps!!!!!