Funny story, Datmandoo!

I love to ambush and scare people. I'll think twice about doing it now. Besides, while I'm waiting for the person to come close enough for me to launch, I have to pee really bad and sometimes the launch makes me pee a little. Now that I think about it, nobody wins in this situation....

I never can eat in the morning. I dont know why. Something to do with my sensitive stomache

I don't eat breakfast. Maybe once every two or three weeks I will go out to a big breakfast on a weekend.

This throws my shitting schedule off for days afterward.

I love your name! Datmandoo! *giggle*

Do you know where deez nasty drawers came from?

No, but Datmandoo!

For some reason there are some foods that make me really have to shit when I eat them for breakfast, but when I eat them any other time I'm fine. It's surprising to think that a breakfast like the one you ate would give you shit problems, you'd think something like that would happen from eating breakfast at Denny's.

I was just wondering how long it takes food to digest. I haven't really noticed whether a huge breakfast in the morning will cause massive poop later in the day. I always thought it was more of a 24 hour thing. This site is so educational!

justa Girl, with me it is coffee in the morning. As soon as I drink a few sips my intestines start moving.

I have heard stories on this site that people eat a meal and poop it out 2 hours later. I have heard stories about people who shit once a month. What is normal? Who's to say?

Shit, I just developed another idea for a story to write....wow!!!!!

A funny thing happened to me today. I had returned home after taking my wife to work. I had a large cup of coffee. Then I went into the bathroom and started to run a bath. While the bath tub was filling up I felt the urge to have a dump. A huge loud explosive bowel evacuation followed. After 20 minutes the dump was completed and I enjoyed a long relaxing bath. To me this was the perfect end to a perfect dump.

men that take baths are gay.

real men take showers.

That is a new one: 'Going commando'--as in wearing one's ordinary street clothes but with no underwear.

There's another site where I sometimes refer to myself as Karma Commando. I gotta remember this new meaning!

There's also "riding cowboy", "rough ridin'", and that's right, I'm a "raw dawg".

I am not gay. I have proberbly had more shags than you have had showers. The English prefer a bath to a shower.

I prefer the term "free balling", although it doesn't make much sense when I say I'm free balling...I am a girl.

But it's still fun to say.

I guess you're english, then, and that means that all englishmen are gay too. Taking a bath is gay

What, did you take showers when you were a infant/child or did you take baths? By your defenition everyone would be gay, you homo.

not only are baths for gays, but who in there right mind sits in there own filthy BO water to get clean?

As a child you have to choice but to bathe, any straight male sporting pubic hair wants a shower.

Well, since you're an expert on gays, males, and pubic hair, I'll have to take your word for it.

i barely eat at all i ALWAYS skip breakfast and guesss what im stressless

You are both gay for dicussing such a trivial subject....I take showers AND baths....does that make me a bisexual? hmm

Yeah its a well known fact that people who take baths and showers are bisexuals

Okay chileren, let's behave! This is supposed to be a website for POOP, not slinging homophobia around! It has been said that those who sling homophobic remarks around are most likely be closet cases themselves! Further, much of homophobia stem from a fear of getting fucked! Not all gay men get fucked, okay? I am gay as well, okay? LIVE WITH IT! Sometimes, I take hot baths, but for cleaning purposes, I take showers, okay? You know, we are living in the 21 century now, its high time to cut this homophobic crap!

Now, to the topic at hand. I can sympathise with the person who had written this article. While being in Souther California for a while, in middle school, I walked a half hour walk both to and from school. One day, I had to go very badly. I had also left me keys at home as well! My folks were out, and almost having gotten in, I couldn't hold it any more, and I had let loose in my gym shorts, making an embarrassing yellowish mess all over the place! So I know the feeling. (This is by far not the only experience I have had in this regard).

Okay children, let's behave! This is supposed to be a website for POOP, not slinging homophobia around! It has been said that those who sling homophobic remarks around are most likely be closet cases themselves! Further, much of homophobia stem from a fear of getting fucked! Not all gay men get fucked, okay? I am gay as well, okay? LIVE WITH IT! Sometimes, I take hot baths, but for cleaning purposes, I take showers, okay? You know, we are living in the 21 century now, its high time to cut this homophobic crap!

Now, to the topic at hand. I can sympathise with the person who had written this article. While being in Souther California for a while, in middle school, I walked a half hour walk both to and from school. One day, I had to go very badly. I had also left me keys at home as well! My folks were out, and almost having gotten in, I couldn't hold it any more, and I had let loose in my gym shorts, making an embarrassing yellowish mess all over the place! So I know the feeling. (This is by far not the only experience I have had in this regard).

It could have been worse. If you are a girl, you could have had your period, Datmandoo.

So all that spunk crammed in yer poop-chute came out yellow, eh? Rimjobs must weaken the ability to hold those gallons of cum from the gym. Well you can always make two more identical novel length posts about it.

I don't know how my body would react to eating breakfast (I always skip this meal), but I can attest to the effects of coffee on my bum. I can poop up to three times after just a couple of cups. Maybe I should just stick to juice in the morning.

Pretty good poop story. I couldn't help but think, if Sammdammit ever sees this, he will ejaculate when he reads: Cultural Awareness Committe.