You should be ticketed for your sick act!

He made you clean it off? Meaning, you would have left it that way? What kind of foul trash are you?

Why didn't you take a shower first?....you vile human being......If I was your boyfriend I wouldn't care if you cleaned up or not I would've been so disgusted by you after I saw that, that I would've went home and avoided you from then on.

God, how did your lower region smell, ive got shit on my hands, and they smelt for a week, your privates must have reeked, poor boyfriend!!!!!!!!!!1

You sound like my disgusting ex.. she was so lazy she would not wipe her ass after crapping..she had hersheys 12 inches every night..its why I left her 1 in the morning without telling her,...how could I bring it up..

Whats the big deal? How many times have I tried to eat my honeys swiss roll mid blowjob and found that it also reeked of shit? MANY. I think its silly to assume that boys shouldnt have to smell our retched bums when we snif theirs all the time. HMPH!

Shame on you. You are a dirty, dirty girl. Wash that ass!

You sound like my ex. Always leaving the door open, and taking a huge dump, and pulling out tampons without turning on the exhaust fan or closing the door. Leave SOME mystery. There's nothing like thinking about her doing that when we are having sex. I'm about to blow, and I see her in my head holding the used toilet paper up, and getting a whiff.

That is so nasty you would have left shit on your pussie! Im glad he made you cleaned it off. he sounds like a good guy to still have sex with you after that ordeal

You're such a whore.

Dude! Sick! I wouldn't send the little general in there, either!

This is abnormal! til the time you have been in the bed, you should had realize the dreaded smell coming from your butt! I cant just find the logic outta there.

Maybe you like to live with shit

I'm with Sararrhea: inter urinas et faeces nascimur. Get over it, people. Sheesh.

Eeeyew!!!!

Hi, I am no relation that I know of to the Phronsie that wrote the article, but I am curious to see who she is and where she lives. There are not that many of us out there so Phronsie, if you are interested in communicating please send me an email.

Phronsie:)

This truly is disgusting. How could she not smell/feel the dook?

One word, DungDaddy- drugs.

Either that or this one- retard.

(i.e. She was stoned or a complete moron, or perhaps both.)

This is the only way I can explain this disturbing story. I know that if there is even a tiny bit of shit in my crack I'll know it just from the itch. It seems an impossible thing to me that anyone would NOT notice!

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