Funny story... poor woman. Being the timid turder that I am, I can somewhat relate to the desperation the woman must have felt at being unable to privately drop a deuce.
About a month ago, I had a terrible case of diarrhea (sp?) and both of the bathrooms on our floor had occupants, so I dared not enter and execute... Instead, I opted for an empty box in our office's deserted back room... I wiped using a couple of envelopes and was on my way.
Luckily, there was no hype over this, as I went back a couple of days later and the box was no longer there. It seems that the night cleaning staff just removed it. Lucky for me, unlucky for them.

Is it an act of turd terrorism if you are desperate?You have 3 choices shit in your pants,try to hold it in,or drop your drawers and let fly.I am sure if this woman could have gotten to a toilet she would have used it.

nnnnnnnnnnnnnnasty!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Reminds me of the dog. She'll refuse to go outside to shit then when I come home from the supermarket it looks like someone silly-stringed the inside of my house with semi-solid dog shit.

El Poopadore, you need a new dog, amigo.

Kind of ironic (and scary) that a society of street-corner shitters has the bomb.

Silly String Shit...a new product idea perhaps?

Ahhh, that's nasty, Log Flume. Kinda reminds me of the story of when a friend was so drunk that he shat on the wall of a building and promptly fell in it. His friends wheeled him home, shit and all, in a discarded computer chair.

Poor him, and poor woman in the story.

I once seen an older, overweight woman let it fly aganst the wall in one of those plexi-glass bus stop shelters. When you gotta go, ya gotta go.

Poor woman. Lucky she was wearing a dress, really. Otherwise she would have walked the streets with people staring at her poop-stained bottom.
Your workplace was asking for this type of turd-terrorism since they have neither the bathrooms labeled nor signs to direct one to the facilities.

I wonder if any of you have a shit story that takes place somewhere famous. Maybe the White House? Smithsonian? Sears Tower? Statue of Liberty?

sounds like the ghost of ethel merman has struck again. (everything's comin' up roses!)

Once I was walking home from K-Mart after havign eaten beef jerky. I really needed to take a shit, and as a joke I took off my pants and crapped on the side of a car so someone would have to touch the shit to get in. Also my friend and I used to play a game where u did a diarreah shit in a milk bottle and threw it at random people in the street, annihilating them with crap.

ass destroyer, that is just gross. you are crazy, presume? lol, jk. :) ;)

dave why was my post as anonymous deleted? i always go on as anymous visitor, never coward.

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I loved this story. A big poop covered high five to whoever dropped this anus torpedo. To have the ability to drop a load so distinctive that it even inspires someone else to write about it is a true act of God. You give all load droppers a streak of pride. Lady, Vaya con Dios!

I've just noticed that C Everett and I are labeled "not verified" here. That stinks.

I like these "This day in poop report history" stories. Kind of like a walk down memory lane. Very cool.

FP, is it because you weren't signed in? Dunno. You don't have "unverified" now.

You appear "regular" on my screen! Har, har.

And I liked this story, too; I liked that it was told in second person. Is that right? When the pov is the reader being addressed as "you"?

Hadn`t read this before - it really flowed along well and caught you, great stuff.

I think maybe this story was "pre BIG update" and that's why we were unverified. It's ok, though. I'm over it. :-)

If memory serves me right, when a story is told in the second person, it uses "you" and "your," so, yes, I'd have to say this story is told in second person.

I like this story too. You can really feel the concern this person had for the flower dress poop lady.

This kind of reminds me of a victims IMPACT statement in court. Very well written. She seems very sweet and forgiving a little too sweet and forgiving but sweet nonetheless.
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The Thunderous Crapper 63 Enjoying home toilet advantage since 2004!

A woman once shit in our car park at work in full view of half the office - but I've never encountered anything like this!!!

That is so damn funny. I too imagined the internal terror of this poor woman, scampering through the building, jettisoning random shit in her blind panic.

Great story i woulda ran my as home 2 what a terrible thing to happen i hope that womans alright and that noone knows it was her who busted ass .... o well
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i have met many people that talk like asses i have not however met many asses that talk like people