That lucky bastard! I'd give anything for such perks in my relationship. But alas, my lavatorial requisites are only satisfied by heavily absorbed tampons and yeast infection inspections.

true love means showing off your nicest log.

your number one gal sure is into number two!

My boyfriend and I are really open with bodily functions. We don't do freaky shit with our shit, but we do see humor in poo and thier hilarious cousin, the fart. We do however, measure our poop...this is how it works: We go by how many hamburger patties could be hypothetically made from it. A small poop = 1 hamburger, maybe a half or a happy meal burger. Large ones may get up to 3 or 4 Wendy's size patties. We would never actually do that...touching or playing with poop is sick. But laughing at it from a safe distance is fun. I'm glad we are both so silly.

You guys are all SICK bastards. I keep my girlfriend away from my shit you nasty asses.

THIS IS THE FREAKIEST AND MOST DISGUSTING THING I HAVE EVER HEARD AND LISTEN TO YOU FREAKY BITCHES TRY AND REASSURE YOURSELVES THAT WHAT YOUR DOING ISNT DISGUSTINGLY PSYCHOTIC!

my cat shows me her 'toys'

God damn, if you stupid people don't like poop, then don't come here! Everyone poops. Some people are secure enough to talk about it. I'm sorry that you aren't.

No shit, Amy is right. Get over it or go away. Poop is a part of everyday living. Why be so freaked out by it? Might as well see the humor in pooping. It is not like we are talking about eating it or smearing it on other people...loosen up! You might enjoy life a little more.

"THIS IS THE FREAKIEST AND MOST DISGUSTING THING I HAVE EVER HEARD AND LISTEN TO YOU FREAKY BITCHES TRY AND REASSURE YOURSELVES THAT WHAT YOUR DOING ISNT DISGUSTINGLY PSYCHOTIC!"
Please just shut the fuck up, mr. overreactive uptight prude dork. If talking about shit is the most disgusting thing you have ever heard you should really get out of your small boring apartment more often. There are far worse things people do with thier poop besides talking about it so just RELAX. And besides if you think talking about poop is just so incredibly offensive, why did you come to this site? Hmmmm, I think you are in poop denial. I think you really love poop but are just too ashamed and "proper" to talk about it. Sad, really.

you da shit mell! i think it's sweet to hear a girl say " i gotta shit!" but then again i'm kinky like that but seriously, it's fun to joke like that, i went on thinkin beautiful girs like j-lo, mariah carey and carmen electras'shit don't stink, only because they are so pretty but then i thought.. take the make-up off and they fuckin reek! i love it! girls and girl shit lighten up whoever called us sick bastards. i got a daddy bitch!and i ain't sick

About a month or so past, I submitted at glowing description of my lovely girlfriend. Now, with a tear in my eye and heavy heart I add this postscript. Without going into detail, let me say that we had a falling out and Katie decided to break up with me. She met me on my doorstep one day after work to exchange keys. What I didn't realize until she had gone was that she had already been inside...where she took a runny dump on my stereo. One might argue that perhaps I deserved it. Perhaps on some level I did, but having made her point did she really have to wipe her ass with the curtains?

I had a girlfriend who really liked to joke about poop. I like this story. Only, the thing is, with my girlfriend, I didn't like it. I tried to get her to quit it. After a while she stopped talking about it. The next week, she called me into the bathroom and she was acctually HOLDING her poop in her hands, and squeezing it.
I dumped her pronto!

i like chics who are interested in poop katie would have been a winner for me

Crap just happens, dawg. If you guys can't handle it, don't go here.

Lol, poop is nasty, but whats wrong joking about it? Lol, go to Funnyjunk.com if you're into alot of humor and nasty such. I'm not a fan of turds, but I find it funny. You people are cool.

if guys dont like poop,why do they always go for the butt first when they fuck?

i knoe poop is part of everyday life but still wat u guys do is so nastey.and then to talk abt it online makes it even nastier.i think u guys r to freaks!

holler.... yesterday i had the worlds longesssst poop- like seriously i dont know how it twisted itself inside my intestines! like the second i let it go ... it just kept coming! like the eight wonder of the world.... it went into the toilet and then out of the water, like nearly 2 ft long- crazy shit man, literally... i took a couple poleroids and left both them and my massive poop for my cleaning lady to come check out the next morning! if only all cleaning ladies were as lucky as minE!!! holler

u matha fucka's tyalkin' about poop man suck ma dick, before u talk about poop,

by tha way pooping everyday is good for u

this is a gross website but who cares its messed up

You got yourself a keeper!

this is so weird. Iv'e never heard of something like this. why did you people decide to do something about poop I'm not going to swear because anyone on this website could be in deep S**T so there and another thing do you think that the people enjoy looking at poop 24/7 i mean OMG what are you thinking this is hte grosest website ever if thats what you trying to accomplish then you sucseeded very WELL!

my girlfriend says she always just poop slittle pebbles, shes never shown me though ha

Shit is universal, the only problem that arises is when people try to think with it.

Baldn and Bearded, these Bible thumpers who are slamming the site don't think. Just read the Bible. It tells you to be a sheep, the dumbest animal in the barnyard.

Mmmm. I'm craving lambchops.

ya this one time i meashered mine too. I remember when I was all alone in the summer and my sister and i would get really board and we would have a contest who had the longest shit. It was so funny

Well, I must say, THIS will have to be my FAVORITE Poop Report TITLE!

On 08/30/2001, Artful Dodger wrote: "...About a month or so past, I submitted at glowing description of my lovely girlfriend. Now, with a tear in my eye and heavy heart I add this postscript. Without going into detail, let me say that we had a falling out and Katie decided to break up with me. She met me on my doorstep one day after work to exchange keys. What I didn't realize until she had gone was that she had already been inside...where she took a runny dump on my stereo. One might argue that perhaps I deserved it. Perhaps on some level I did, but having made her point did she really have to wipe her ass with the curtains?..."

Oh, that's so sad that Katie broke up with the Dodger. But I have to ask myself what Art must have done to deserve turd terrorism on his tunebox. I sense there's more to the story...

I agree with GGG. I know this was five years ago, and Dodger isn't around any more, but I sure would like to know the rest of that story.

Although I think it is great to have a girl you can have fun with about your bodily functions (the ex-Mrs. Dumpster and I were pretty much like that), this girl Katie obviously had a disturbed side to her.

According to the forums, Dodger stayed active here until 2004, so I don't suppose this was a "Fatal Attraction" situation.

Dodger, you'll probably never read this. But if you aren't a closet fag, I would advise you marry this woman at once.

Some guys have all the luck, a significant other not grossed out by poop, I'm a bit jealous. As for those grossed out by this website, why did come here to begin with? There are much worse things in life.
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