FYI -- this genius, this Shakespeare, this teenage Whitman suggested in his story submission that his epic saga be entitled, "Shittles: Taste the Painbow."Perhaps I should have followed his advice. No, wait, he's a moron.

This story is just so fake! You cant have diarhea and pellets before a log, and if you shit that much red, you would be too dead to type this.

hahaha! that cheered me up today. This story reminds me of an incident in The Simpsons epitomising when a kid tells starts to tell you an unlikely story and when he realises you aren't believing him makes up a lie to embellish his tale on the spur of the moment. When that cuts no ice he makes up another, more unplausible, lie..all the while looking at you with wide, pleading eyes hoping you will finally give credence to his tale. Here is Ralph Wiggum doing a "JVR" after he hears about Krabappel and Skinner making out in the closet, when he tells his dad the story goes like this:

"I saw Principal Skinner and Mrs Krabappel making out in the closet...they were making babies...one of the babies looked at me....we made friends"

great entertainment anyway!

Thank god this week is over.

one thing we've discovered this week is that loyal poopreporters are going to whine and complain no matter what dave does.

me included. I enjoy real stories better.

Terrible story. Absolutely terrible. I can't wait til next week and the return of some real poop stories.

Yeah they were terrible stories, but I really liked this week. These stories were hilariously bad. It's not like there's an endless supply of good real poop stories, the fakes were a nice break. Thanks Dave!

If anything, I heard a few good one-liners and new descriptions in these fake stories. I have never considered one of my hotsauce induced bouts of liquipoo to be called "boily crap" - I like that one!!

If I want fake stories, I'll read Penthouse Forum. Bring back the literary classics, the turd tomes, the sphincter tales, the gassy essays.

If you're gonna write a fake poop story, can't you at least make it funny, or semi-entertaining? This story reads like a fifth-grader's essay. Bo-ring!

This story rocked. If only the ones that seemed like total bullshit were just works of obvious art like this one was, it would all work out so much better. Of course, I'm a pretentious fuck, too. And on a lighter note, yay!

well, i wasn't really sure hwat to think about this story, it just wasn't interesting to read, because i think it sounded pretty fake, i you never know, i like when they start off by saying what there doing and not going straight into the pooping

I bet that is a birthday that dude does not soon forget. I hate taking those birthday dumps!!