Editor's Note: This story is appearing as part of Possibly Fake Poop Story Week.
My name is Matt and I'm 14 years old. I have learned at a young age that you can't eat whatever you want and not have repercussions. I had eaten five burritos loaded with hot sauce for lunch, three bowls of bean chili for dinner and two bowls of bran cereal for breakfast the following morning. This might sound like a lot of food, but I was told that when a kid goes through puberty they eat more. I'm not fat or anything.
My girlfriend Sarah invited me over to her house that afternoon. Her parents were gone and only her 13-year-old brother was there, so she thought we could hang out. It sounded cool to me. She's not the type that likes to "do it," but I'm cool with that.
As I was going to her house, I felt my stomach churn. Not just churn -- more like shake like a 9.2 magnitude earthquake. It made me stop in my tracks. Then I felt something large in my gut. It didn't hurt, so I continued on.
When I reached Sarah's house, I began to feel hot. It was summer, but only in the upper 60's with wind. Sarah greeted me at the door. She had commented that I looked a little pale, but I told her I felt fine.
We went to her bedroom. She had said that she was going to take a shower, so to get comfortable. I had not seen her brother around, so I asked her what happened to him. She said he was in the bathroom and had been in there for 45 minutes.
Sarah went to take a shower. I just sat there in her room to wait for her. I knew I would have to wait a while. All of a sudden, I felt something growing in my intestine. Just some gas, I thought...
I was wrong! It began to feel solid, and it kept growing! I had to go NOW! Gripping my stomach, I went to find the other bathroom that Sarah wasn't using. I opened the door, and saw Sarah's brother taking a dump. What was I going to do?
"I gotta use the toilet or I'm gonna crap my pants and all over the floor," I said to Sarah's brother.
"I'm taking a big dump and can't stop," Sarah's brother said to me.
"Oh God, I'm gonna explode!" I said. The pressure in my gut was unbearable. I pulled down my pants and tightie-whities. I hopped over to Sarah's brother on the toilet and squatted on his lap. I told him to sit back on the toilet and spread his legs apart. Then I let it rip.
"Dude, stop!" Sarah's brother said. But I couldn't stop. Chunky diarrhea exploded out of my ass. I know I was taking a dump on his dick, but I began to feel relieved in my gut.
We both sat there in silence for the next twenty minutes. I had a lot of gas, so I felt bad knowing that I was farting literally in Sarah's brother's face. I had explosive, chunky diarrhea for most of the time. Finally the end came. I had one large dump to finish it all off. No kidding, it was about four inches in diameter and about a foot long!
"Big dump," Sarah's brother said after the twenty-minute silence.
We were both finished. I got up off of his lap and he got up off the toilet. The toilet was filled to the top with out crap! Sarah's brother had to wash his dick off afterward. I wiped myself a bunch of times and pulled up my tightie-whities and my pants and went home. I was so embarrassed by the ordeal that I didn't talk to Sarah for a little while. I'm still not sure if she knew what happened.
It felt great when I took that dump, but I never want to go like that again.
-- Joe Anybody
