A Poopreport Short: Awkward
It all started in school, as it always does. My friend and I were hiding in the bathroom ...well more like staking out. A lot of people had been stealing money and such from students' blazers in the lockers near the bathrooms. Hiding in the stall, we wished to catch the culprit.
Then a girl rushed--I have no idea who--moaning and groaning. She flung open a toilet stall and let loose. The sound and the smell of the farts were enough to make any person go deaf and blind. The girl must have thought she was alone. With the last squeak of a fart, my friend giggled hysterically and shouted, "Wow! What did you have for lunch?" That set of all off, and the girl rushed out of the bathroom in tears.