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Black Water In Greenpoint, Brooklyn

Posted 05.21.2008 by Miss Heather (20)
Editor's note: this first appeared on the author's blog.


pnuttycorn (189) -- 05.21.2008

Flush and run! Especially if you're wearin flip flops. My first visual is seeing turds coming up and resting on top of the drain.....Mommy look! I found a tootsie roll in the bathroom!

RoboCrap13 (311) -- 05.21.2008

Constructed by the lowest bidder! They probably saved a few bucks by not putting in a separate pipe from the floor drain to the sewer.


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You have the right to remain Silent but Deadly....

daphne (3325) -- 05.21.2008

I guess they made it this way so you could just pee on the floor!


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Hum bunger (96) -- 05.21.2008

That toilet probably swallowed one too many tampons.

If you look next to the floor drain there is a small cover that leads to a clean-out opening. The department of public works needs to send out a plumber who can open the clean-out and give the sewer line a good reaming.

prarie doggin (1555) -- 05.21.2008

I'm digging that blue and white stall door. I may have to make a night time field trip.

shitwit (532) -- 05.21.2008

The floor drains used to do the same thing in the laundry room at an apartment complex I used to live in. Creepy shit. Don't leave your bag on the floor!

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Rock-n-roll! Poopy-poo!

Gaseous Glay (95) -- 05.22.2008

Can we have a fund raiser now to provide New Yorkers with civilized toilets too?

The Thunderous ... (653) -- 05.22.2008

Wellll allllll righteeeeeee thennnn...I was puzzled too. I think a fundraiser for civilized toilets AND for better reading and writing programs is in order here to teech peeeple hau to spel and rite gud!
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The Thunderous Crapper 63 Enjoying home toilet advantage since 2004!

ChiliKahKah (38) -- 05.25.2008

Damm:

All along I thought Blackwater was some para-milatary outfit that was flush with cash from government contracts.

Now, I find out it is the backsplash from a stool that will not flush.

The Shit Volcano (3652) -- 05.25.2008

You just HAD to ask, didn't you, Miss Heather? Ah, hell, I would have done the same thing. Bad grammar makes me do stupid things, like flush toilets and get my feet covered in shit water. I wonder if anyone's thought to snake the drain. Maybe Bilge flushed one of his cats down there.

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Born right the first time.

Not Blind Mullet (not verified) -- 05.25.2008

Hey, look at that!
The dunny at my work does the same thing sometimes, except theres also a shower recess at work, and when the toilet is flushed, its a bit like the start of the Beverly Hillbillies...
"and up through the ground come a bubblin' crude".
But its not black gold, more like brown soup.

With corn.

Blind Mullet (180) -- 05.25.2008

TSV, did you really have a bad gram'ma that made you do stupid things?

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