What`s this then? Have the Americans now joined forces with Hamas and the other usual suspects in sending human bombs into Israel?

Biological ones at that.

It isn't that I don't enjoy stories about humilation, I just didn't really find this one all to interesting. This is more tragic then anything.

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Always,
Craven Morhead

Poor dear. I hope she recovered.After she left,one could have said, "Alice doesn't poo here anymore."

Ahh steam cleaners and powerhoses.

Instead of a hospital, they should have just stopped at a kosher Taco Bell. That would have cleaned her out in a few hours and spared her all of the trauma. Next, make a run for the border instead of the emergency room.

Shalom, Alice.
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Deja Poo - Because this shit's so strange, it couldn't ever have happened before.

This is the most traumatic story I have ever seen posted here, even worse than the junkie eating his own crack vial shit. This would traumatize me and I am nowhere near as sensitive as an overweight naked teenage girl surrounded by strangers. Imagine having someone hold your asscrack open while another one digs in your dooker....... FUCK!

I concur she should have tried Taco Bell therapy though.

If Danielle or the chubby teen could have told us this story it would have been great; these 2nd hand poop stories are always weak and sometimes facts are missing and/or are exchanged for assumptions.

Manual evacuation - horrible, but a common enough medical procedure. I had it done to me by a visiting nurse when I was 3. I don't remember exploding with shit, I just remember having my dirtbox medically stretched for the first time in my life - it hurt!

Raggedmama - First time? There was more medical stretching? Ouch!

Folks keep eating that fiber. That was a serious Bowel Qaeda story there. Damn eight days worth of poo. My God I would hate to think what mine would look like after 8 days of no poo. The explosion alone would be heard for miles. I am getting up right now and having me a big ol bowl of All Bran.
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The Thunderous Crapper 63 Enjoying home toilet advantage since 2004!

Bowel Qaeda ... good one The Thunderous ...

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Faith, trust and a little pixie dust ...

That was the most tragic poop report I have ever read.I did not know a fecal impaction could cause such a craptastrophy.If the poor girl didn't poop for 8 days maybe we can have a new version of Chanukah.Adam Sandler can write a song about famous people who were constipated.

I'm surprised the hospital didn't go for a Fleet enema before doing manual evacuation. But not pooping for 8 days is certainly into medical emergency territory. Too bad everyone couldn't just laugh about it. I mean it's pretty ridiculous, having nurses scooping out your ass.

That was a touching East meets West" story. It just goes to show you that Americans are good at causing a shit storm in the Middle East.
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SamDamnit!
The Emir of Crapistan

I agree with doniker. If the story is true all I can say is "Good GAWD almighty!"

If it's not (or embellished) I say "Blech."

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What do you mean you didn't see it? It was right next to the toilet!

Alice was almost an unwitting suicide-bomber.

After all the subsidizing of the Zionist State that the US has done, I'm glag that we at least got a little of our money's worth by sending Alice over there for medical treatment.

You can't help but feel terrible for Alice. GGG should send her some french onion soup.

My parents have been to Egypt 3 times, and what you experienced is normal for first-time travelers to that part of the world. It's your body encountering all kinds of unfamiliar microbes. The good news is, you won't get it the second time you go (as long as you continue to observe the caveats about not eating dairy or drinking anything other than import-tariff-sealed bottled water. Don't even drink the water from the tap in your hotel room.

My dad told a great story about a friend of theirs that went with them on the 2nd trip. Poor guy was discovered unconscious in the bathroom, sitting on the toilet, and the floor, walls, and ceiling were covered with vomit and poop.

That's "glad" not glag. "Glag" is what Danielle did when she opened the bathroom door.

Headline " TURD TERRORIST HITS JERUSALEM"
Producing waste since 1967

"Hieronymous Bowels (24) -- 07.11.2007
You can't help but feel terrible for Alice. GGG should send her some french onion soup."

I could make a Kosher version, sure.

An ass chisel? It was so hard and impacted that gemologist/sculpting tools had to be introduced?

My God...she undoubtedly had some fossil fuel behind the shale. Poor dear.

(Maybe she ate at the same Taco Bell that produced my stubborn butt cutlet before she left.)

It would be nice if we can keep the comments shit-related and not political. Nothing soils a good poop conversation than politics. Please, let's keep this out of the gutter.

Randompoo said "I'm surprised the hospital didn't go for a Fleet enema before doing manual evacuation."

Uhm, the story mentions that she was given SEVERAL enemas, all to no avail.

Probably full-on enemas, also, not the little junior version Fleets.

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And it burns, burns, burns -
The ring of fire.

You know you're in trouble when they have to break out the chisels...it sounds like this situation was WAY beyond the enema solution, but I can understand them at least exploring their options before resorting to hand tools.

OK, if I forget about the second hand nature of this story, I can agree with the posters who say that the ememas were not going to do much for poor Alice. But since I can't forget the second hand nature of this story... I'm afraid it just didn't "move" me. Please try again JewPoo. Maybe with your own craptastrophy.

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Rock-n-roll! Poopy-poo!

Poor kid! Not funny, just sad!

tough story to read. poor kid. tragic shit, no pun intended.

8 days? wow, im a 2-3 times a day guy and sometimes my kidneys start throbbing if i dont force an evacuation a few hours early (depending on how much ive eaten of course) so i cant imagine how i would feel after 8 days... but then again adults are a little wiser when it comes to these things, as im sure poor alice will be for the rest of her life. if they have to break out the pickax and jackhammer on my ass then u best believe me and fiber will begin a life long relationahip shortly thereafter

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oh man, i feel soo much better. i think i lost a few pounds... dont even think about going in there for at least 20-30 minutes. dont worry, i left the fan on.

what a tragic tale i hope this girl isnt traumatized for teh rest of her life hopefully shell even forget about it but great story man
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i have met many people that talk like asses but i have not met many asses that talk like people

Oh.My.God. If some nurse tried to dig in my ass with a fucking spoon, there'd be hell to pay. A box of laxatives has....ill effects, but does the job nicely.