Isn`t that what the wastebaskets are for in these no toilet hotel rooms? Fill `em up and empty them out the window into the skip or the huddle of winos below.

Must be a pretty posh hotel to have bathrooms down the hall. I usually stay at the ones with the bathroom right in the room. What was I thinking?

_C Everette, I was thinking the same thing. Well, if she stays at that hotel again, maybe she should bring along a litter box. _____
Press on warts, who would buy those? -Well, hags mostly.

Those waste baskets are for ice so you can put beer and ice in them.If you are staying at a hotel with minimal accommodations like that you might have to sacrifice the adult beverages.

I have stayed at some very nice bed and breakfast places in which we had to share bathrooms; it was basically a huge house with many bedrooms and the bathrooms were out in the hall.
No big deal.

Guys, I have stayed in some real shitholes in NYC and never had to go down the hall to use the WC.
Sarah, Where is the lovely Den of Desire?
Producing waste since 1967

Ditto for London too!!! But when you need to get up once in the night to pee, lack of 'en suite' is not an option.

But this raises an interesting question!! I once was very uncomfortable at bedtime but had no urge to shit, then I woke up in the night feeling even worse, so walked around the house for a while till eventually something was forthcoming. But that is the only time I've ever shit during the night in all my (far too many) years!! Am I unusual (even more unusual than I know I already am!!)?

You should have called Housekeeping and asked them to bring up a fresh roll of bathroom for your toilet paper and a some fresh showers to go with your towel.

The Waldorf Astoria has rooms starting at $409/night. They're a bit more accommondating than your room at the Fleabag Suites Inn.

Be careful though. Those mini-bar charges can make the stay really expensive.
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Yo quiero Taco Bell.

"But when you need to get up once in the night to pee, lack of 'en suite' is not an option."

That's why you keep an empty 20-oz Coke bottle in your room.
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Yo quiero Taco Bell.

DP - thank you! I'll remember that if the eventuality arises!!

There is NOOOOOOO wayyyyyy the ol Crapper would stay at a hotel without my own bathroom. Cripes Motel 6's have their own bathrooms. My god defecating in a plastic bag? First of all that would be out with me because I produce so much gas that it could burst the bag. I couldnt even imagine. You are a brave girl!
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The Thunderous Crapper 63 Enjoying home toilet advantage since 2004!

What a "stinky" story. Try again.

Sarah - I should have said, instead of getting side-tracked on 'en suite facilities' that I liked the story, anyway! I felt your desperation!

Good story. Captured the toilet separation anxiety and fear of crapping one's pants which is the "essence" of PoopReport. Those plastic bags, I read, are called "Flying Latrines" in toilet deprived Africa because once filled, you open your window and fling it as far as you can. They've become a terrible environmental problem in some countries.

Any port in a storm, Sarah. Far better to choose your emergency dump site than to unload in a common area or all over yourself.

Hey guys! Thanks for the comments on my poop bag story. I think it is important to reveal that I live in a hotel that offers residency to some of its clients (I just don't want to reveal the name). Some rooms have their own WC's and some don't. If you would like a WC in your room the rent goes over $2000. If not, it is under $2000 or at least around $2000.

How's that for choices? I will be leaving this place soon. Very soon.

Sarah - I hope you do!! It doesn't sound like you get a great deal at that hotel. Hope you find somewhere where you can have a relaxed poop in the night in your own toilet, if the need arises again!!

I live in Staten Island.If you are going to spend 2 grand you can rent a house.Rents are usually $900 for a studio,$1200 for a one bedroom or $1500 for a 2 bedroom.In The City I think studios or lofts are $2000 plus one bedrooms $3000 plus and a 2 bedroom could be as much as $5000.You get a toilet regardless of your price range.

must not be a very good hotel but hey u gotta go u gotta go way to take action into your own hands and stick it to them... maybe they'll consider putting in a few more toilets now if they found ur poo bag

good story hope to hear more soon
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i have met many people that talk like asses i have not however met many asses that talk like people

so funny i could imagine myself doing that great story those bastards not havin bathrooms in your room
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i have met many people that talk like asses but i have not met many asses that talk like people

What kind of hotel doesn't have bathrooms in the rooms? How many rooms were there, b/c that may explain the absence of bathrooms
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I will never shit somewhere that only has that horrible, scratchy brand of toilet paper. That stuff sucks!