Welcome Azumonkey. The real crime is that every one of the McDonalds employees there had used that shitter in the last two hours. Not only did it not occur to any of them to clean it up, not one of them washed their hands before coooking your food. Don't feel too bad. Hepatitis is treatable.

I would have done the following:

Head to the womans bathroom, and do the job there. Place wasn't busy, so the odds of running into the opposite sex wouldn't a big deal. I've used a woman's bathroom once when the mens room hit my gag reflex. The tampon dispenser in the stall was a bit disturbing. If managment at McDs complained of your usage, grab the manager by the ear and drag him/her into the mens room and see what the response is.

After making the woman's room smell like a mans room I would have marched up to the counter and demanded a free hot fudge thing they have. Then again it might be a bit much after what you went through.

Yeah, if Super Size Me didn't drive people away from McDonald's in droves, the description of the bathroom would. Everyone there probably had the Big Mac and large fries. DisGUSTing food! I'm sorry, if on a long trip and the only option was fast food, I'd rather go without ANY food. (I have actually done this.)

Incidentally, two nights ago I made the mistake of trusting someone that the Wendy's deli sandwiches were edible. I opened the wrapper and my turkey and swiss actually smelled like poo. Plus, of the food I ate that DIDN'T smell like poo, I ended up with sticky poo again. There is no reason stupid fast food places have to put so many damn chemicals in their food. Wouldn't it be logical that fresh food would be cheaper than the food plus a million chemicals? I suppose this is one of those questions like the hot dogs and buns debacle. Unanswerable.

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"That was a very disappointing party. I showed up and everyone left!"- Camille

I hate hate hate McDonalds and I resent the way they manipulate parents through their kids. It's a knock down drag out fight with my kid every time he asks for junk like that. Blah! I have to show him pictures of fat kids and clogged arteries. It's hard when one lives in the unhealthiest state in the union. Gross visuals, but you’re right I’ve never encountered anything like that. Just another reason not to go there. Maybe next time pack a cooler.

So you're from Texas?

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"That was a very disappointing party. I showed up and everyone left!"- Camille

Yeeeeha.

Texas is the unhealthiest state in the Union? Really?

At least 4 or 5 of our major cities make the top 10 fattest cities every year. It's depressing.

Shit Volcano, the only people whe were driven away from McDonalds by "Supersize Me" were retards who couldn't taste what they were eating in the first place and thought that it was normal for 160 lb men to try eating 7,000 calories of fast food per day and that maybe all of your nutritional needs could be met by a pedophile clown and the Hamburglar.

Whew!

Can anybody from Texas tell how the city of Killeen is? The Coach might take his team to a softball tournament Labor Day Weekend 2007.

Anal, I don't like McDonalds either, but they can market to whomever they chose. Until Grimace sticks a tube in my head and sucks out what's left of my brain, my complaining about it only makes me look stupider.

I have five kids and they all want to go to McDonalds. I skip over the pictures of fat kids and clogged arteries and just say "no."

(sigh) It was only that easy. That's great that all of your kids simply take "no" for an answer, but mine will make a great used car sales man one day. Everyone chooses their own parenting style and mine requires power point presentations.

I guess it depends on how old they are too. Mine are little and haven't developed argumentative capacity that cannot be crushed by an old-school scowl.

I laugh at all this hate toward McDonald's.

I looked it up and for the period of June '05 to June '06, McDonald's had a NET PROFIT AFTER TAXES of $2,803,300,000.00

Dining at McDonald's and masturbation have alot in common; the majority of the population does it (and likes it) but few admit to it....

Yeah, but both will make you go blind.

Well doniker, I've noticed that nearly everyone eats at McDonald's at some point, often more than once. As for masturbation, the stats are easy. 15% of men admit to masturbating, the other 85% lie.

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teddy Hi everyone well i have never incountered a bathroom at mcdonalds here like that.If i did i would just squated on the floor and make cleaning up mine more easy in one spot.Why try and get it in the hole and make a worse mess??As for eating out i hate fast food cause its so greasy.I take mcdonalds burgers home and remove the meat and press it between paper towels.Guess how many towels became gease rags 4 were totally full.Next time you eat at fast food holes just think whats going in your artries if you don't blott it .Suggestion carry a big roll of paper towels in the car....Teddy

If you go tho this site

http://www.ronaldmchummer.com

you can make your own McDonald's roadside sign. I can think of a few that would be appropriate for this story.
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Sir SamDamnit!
The Emir of Crapistan

I've eaten at McDonald's. The food sucks and every time I shit it turns into a million wiper. I get heart burn. My skin smells after I touch the fries. And the odor coming from inside the doors is enough to make any normal person want to wretch. Needless to say, I haven't eaten there for a year and don't intend to go back. I made this decision long before I ever saw Supersize Me (which my health nut relative played one day a month ago).

Fat or no fat in the food, McDonalds and other fast food places stuff their meals full of chemicals. Since I have developed a chemical sensitivity, I do not find eating at McDonalds or other fast food places enjoyable anymore. If I want to get sick every day I'll just decorate my house on the advice of Christopher Lowell.

BTW, I don't believe that people who watched Super Size Me and stopped eating at McDonald's are "retards". God forbid someone actually not know everything at birth! That would make you imperfect and we all know that's a no-no in American society.

Now, if you get horribly sick from eating at McDonalds, know the ingredients and calorie content, and have seen the evidence (whether it be from the movie Supersize Me or not), and you continue to stuff your face at McDonald's on a daily basis and wonder why you are getting fat, than yes, you are a retard.

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"That was a very disappointing party. I showed up and everyone left!"- Camille

(Only AB2K and I have the power to post images. If anyone makes one they want posted, email it to me and I'll post it for you.)

You go, Dave!

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"That was a very disappointing party. I showed up and everyone left!"- Camille

I laughed so hard I dropped my Big Mac while I was jerking off and squirted special sauce all over my fries.

Ha Ha! Thanks, Dave. Iove that site. I have been making McDonald's signs and posting them in the comments of my MyWaste friends.
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Sir SamDamnit!
The Emir of Crapistan

I love sites like that with the dynamic sign generators! I also like the church sign generator. I could only think of one sign for McDonald's, and it's kinda lame, plus it's been done before: "My boss told me to change the stupid sign so I did." Lots of good ones on the site, though. Keep it up guys!

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Damnit, someone stole my signature!

doniker, I completely agree. And you know what's the same? People who hate Walmart and then shop there.

There's one coming to our little town in a few months, and everyone's complaining. So I say to them, "Just don't shop. Watch the South Park about Walmart and don't shop there."

You know they'll be shopping there.........

PS I use Walmart for some things, but I refuse to give Walmart the business I give to our local businesses. I really love our little town and support local business.

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.....hugging bunnies since 1969
www.daphneszoo.com

I refuse to shop at Walmart or Sam's. I go to Target or Costco. They know how to treat their employees.
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Sir SamDamnit!
The Emir of Crapistan

It's difficult for people to overcome the convenience factor. If you can get nearly everything you need at one store, it's hard to justify making 4 stops, just on principle.

I never liked WalMart until one opened 2 blocks from my (previous) house. Then I ended up popping in there for various and sundry when I was in a hurry.

Now, the closest Wally's is 10 miles away, but the Target is 2 miles. Now I can avoid WalMart easily, but when it was closest, I caved.

We have a Walmart and Sam's on one side and a Cosco and Target on the other side of the street. I wonder if they ever rumble like in West Side Story?

A turd terrorism story! Now that's what I'm talking about! More detail on the shit-encrusted stall, please! Did you try to flush it? I sure wouldn't have passed up the opportunity to try and turn that shit mound into a shit volcano...or a shit waterfall, as the case may be.
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"...human shit has more of an almond, or perhaps a macadamia flavor to it. I hope you will all take my advice and really consider tasting your poop some time, as I have. It's really quite an experience." - Ratz

Put your pants back on, Turdgutson.
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Sir SamDamnit!
The Emir of Crapistan

For all you Walmart bashers there's a good documentary out about Walmart called "The High Cost of Low Price", it's a very candid look at Walmarts method of fleecing the taxpayers.

I don't eat at McDonalds but have gone quite frequently as my daughter was a huge fan of the toys in the happy meals. I've never encountered a filthy McDonalds washroom, every one I can remember being in was way cleaner than most of the public restrooms you find at high volume restaurants. Maybe this is just a fluke, maybe the above story is why some people call it "Rotten Ronnie's".

I would have called the Board of Health and got the place closed down

You've NEVER encountered a filthy McDonald's restroom? You've obviously not been to many McDonald's establishments. Shit-encrusted, diarrhea-splattered, toilet-overflowing restrooms are not a 'fluke' at Mickey Dee's - they're the norm.
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"...human shit has more of an almond, or perhaps a macadamia flavor to it. I hope you will all take my advice and really consider tasting your poop some time, as I have. It's really quite an experience." - Ratz

I frequent McDonald's when they have a good toy. I just buy the toy, not the happy meal. It usually costs about a buck. I do the same at Burger King and Taco Bell. I don't remember the bathrooms being particularly nasty, but I can see how a high volume place would become so rathere quickly. When I used to eat at such places, I did not often suffer gastro intestinal distress, but I did get a pronounced belly.
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Sir SamDamnit!
The Emir of Crapistan

I have to agree with turd turdguston about crapped-up McDonald's restroom being normal. Every McDonald's restroom I've gone into has had at least a plain, solid turd left on the toilet seat. But most I've gone to are sopping with mud butt residue, puke, piss, and questionable bodily wastes. I liked McDonald's as a kid, but I just can't bring myself to eat there (or really any fast food place) anymore, unless I'm about to pass out from low blood sugar.

i work at mcdonalds, and let me tell you. i've taken some mean shits there. i've also dealt with some mean shits. the worse was when some kid shit down the slide in our play place. i had to wrap my knees in plastic wrap so i didnt get crap on my pants when i climbed up to clean it. fuckin kids.

i would definately advise against eating at mcdonalds unless you know who's making your food. i've seen nasty shit go down in the grill.

Great story azumonkey. I haven't eaten any fast food since 2000, and only two Muck Donald's hamburger's in my entire life.

Why do you think they call it fast food? Because it goes through you so damn fast, hence fast food.
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Watch out for the deadly F4, though he's been gone since '53, he will be back.

wow.. ive had similar experiences at campgrounds...

Our family lives within walking distance of three nationally franchised fast food places. My husband and I take our children ages 4,6 & 8 to one of the establishments twice or three times a week. It makes for a nice and cost-friendly noon or evening out.

Yes, I agree that the restrooms are not that well kept up. The problem, however, doesn't belong to the restaurant. It belongs to the parents of the children--some as young as four--who are allowed to use the bathrooms without being watched by their parents.

Apparently a good number of parents who will never let their son or daughter use a public bathroom unattended in a mall, theatre or large football arena believe that the relative smallness of the restaurant and the fact that they can watch their children from their booth makes it okey for them to send the kids to the restrooms unattended. WHAT A MISTAKE!

Most of the womens' rooms are only one stall. What that means is if/actually when the stall is dirtied, there is no other alternative. What that has meant is my eight year old holding her stool or pee until we get back home because the seat is weat, stool is stopped up, etc. Some parents see nothing wrong with their child taking their drinks or ice cream into the bathroom with them. No wonder then when I sit down to pee I hear a pitter and patter and when I stand up, I find that I'm pissing onto a 20-ounce drink cup in the stool. Also, so many of the young children don't throw their toilet paper into the stool and its a real turnoff to see it on the floor, or as was the case yesterday, suspended on the front of the bowl at the seat opening.

My husband has complained when he takes our son into the bathroom and Seth is on the stool, young boys, sometimes barely four, are allowed to come in alone without a parent. He's had to tell them not to push on the stall door or to pound on it because our son is on the stool and they need to wait. He helped one boy who was using the urinal but was much too small to to get his pee up high enough. The boy actually had his penis OVER THE FRONT OF THE BOWL AND INTO THE BOWL THAT CONTAINED UNFLUSHED URINE FROM SOMEONE ELSE!

Yes, the fast food restrooms leave a lot to be desired, but it is the parents who are the missing link. They need to go in with their children as my husband and I do and will do for at least a few more years. I believe it's better to be safe and clean than sorry!

As the mother of two girls--5 & 7 I take exeption with Maureen about the need for me to go in with them when we are at fast food restaurants like McDonalds or Wendys. Both of my girls are in elementary school and go the the bathroom by themselves a couple times a day.

There are two reasons why incidents such as urine on the seats and toilet papered stalls and flooded toilets exist! 1) Parents have not taught their children how to pick up after themselves. I know this for a fact because I volunteer at our grade school and there are stalls I would never think of using. 2) Children do not have a concept of what a flusher system is and what it entails. Twenty ounce drink cups and Big Mac boxes should never be dumped into the bowl. Two months ago at our grade school I checked the bathrooms (an hourly check ordered by the administration) to find a small paperback book in the bowl and the toilet pretty much backed up to the top of the bowl. I went to the office to have them beep the custodian and when I went back there was a third grade girl on the stool peeing. Her shoes were in a good amount of water from the overflow and she didn't seem to think anything of it.
Within minutes the custodian ender up closing off that bathroom and routing the traffic down the hall to the north wing of the building. Even with a bucket and mop in the doorway we had girls walk around it and still want to use the facilities.

The answer is NOT parent supervision in the bathrooms but rather teaching/drilling the students on how to properly use a restroom away from home. And that means keeping food and drink containers outside the restroom and each student helping with the pick-up. Parents, where are you?

I worked at two different well-known fast food places back in 1988 and '89, and I can verify the weird shit (literal and figurative) that goes on behind the scenes. Not many WAD attacks to clean up in the bathrooms, but on numerous occasions I'd be assigned to the early morning opening shift and end up spending the period from around 6am to 10am just cleaning up the crap the night shift was too damned lazy to take care of the night before when they're supposed to close the place. The kitchen area would be in disarray and bags of trash would be piled up by the rear door- night crew too lazy to take them to the dumpster out back. While the bathrooms weren't visibly in bad shape, it was sometimes obvious someone had attempted a half-assed cleanup job the night before- smell of toilet cleaner mixed with the smell of crap. Other times I'd be sent out to the dumpster to climp atop the mountain of overflowing trash to try to stop in down. And then there was the transporting of the container of drained grease from the fryers- doing yet another of the night shift's jobs. I always figured that if some third world dictator was too cheap to start a nuclear weapons project, he could just load that spent grease into Scud missile warheads. Heading out to the large container behind the restaraunt where the grease was dumped into was an experience in itself- dry heaving or trying not to puke up breakfast even when standing 20 feet from the thing, the smell was soo bad.

And then after all of that, at both places I worked at, I was then told to enter the kitchen area to join the rest of the workers preparing the food, in my dirty uniform smelling of rancid grease and trash.

Which is why I rarely eat fast food. I've never understood why the local news always has stories about the little mom-and-pop taco and burger joints in town getting written up by the heath department, when you know damn well the major fast food places are the worst offenders.

Hey, they had to get the burger meat from somewhere!