From A Little Girl
A couple years ago I was dating a woman who had three young daughters, aged six, eight, and ten years old. All three girls had the bad habit of not flushing the crapper when they were done, so I could not help but get a glimpse of what they sometimes brewed.
So anyways, I went into the bathroom after the eight year-old one time, and there was an absolute behemoth staring up at me while floating on the surface of the water. I never drop floaters, so this was something I found really odd. But it wasn't the floatiness of the poo that baffled me most -- it was the sheer size of this insane poo log. And the eight year-old was very thin and petite. I could give you all measurements and such, but I find it easiest to say that it was the size of a pop or beer can... This thing was huge. Because the kids rarely used toilet paper, there was no paper to block my view; all I could see was the monster, just floating there.
I flushed, and reluctantly it went down with the last of the water. We did take a picture of it, but I never got the photo, so you will all just have to believe me. It was the largest human poo I have ever seen, and it came from a little girl.