From A Little Girl

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A couple years ago I was dating a woman who had three young daughters, aged six, eight, and ten years old. All three girls had the bad habit of not flushing the crapper when they were done, so I could not help but get a glimpse of what they sometimes brewed.

So anyways, I went into the bathroom after the eight year-old one time, and there was an absolute behemoth staring up at me while floating on the surface of the water. I never drop floaters, so this was something I found really odd. But it wasn't the floatiness of the poo that baffled me most -- it was the sheer size of this insane poo log. And the eight year-old was very thin and petite. I could give you all measurements and such, but I find it easiest to say that it was the size of a pop or beer can... This thing was huge. Because the kids rarely used toilet paper, there was no paper to block my view; all I could see was the monster, just floating there.

I flushed, and reluctantly it went down with the last of the water. We did take a picture of it, but I never got the photo, so you will all just have to believe me. It was the largest human poo I have ever seen, and it came from a little girl.

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9 Comments on "From A Little Girl"

Deja Poo's picture
Comment Quality Moderatorj 1000+ points

If a soda can sized turd came out of her 8 year old ass, just imagine the size of the turd that might come out of her 18 year old ass. Jeez, that could be a full 2 liter bottle!

Yo quiero Taco Bell.

runninggrrl2's picture
Comment Quality Moderatork 500+ points

Wait, you mean to tell me that an 8 year old isn't using toilet paper? How disgusting is that??? Who cares about how big their turds are--someone needs to teach them how to wipe their behinds after going #2. Gross!!

An apple a day keeps the ExLax away!

Anonymous's picture

CoachB12:I think they teach tush cleaning in school,because I had teachers who were asswipes.

Anonymous's picture

My 9 yr old actually has bigger turds that that - a few inches bigger (I'm guessing.)

He does use TP. He clogs the toilet sometimes with his big turds.

He's 4 foot 9 and 71 pounds.

Anonymous's picture

BAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! <3 this!!

Anonymous's picture

Damn. What kind of mother doesn't teach her kids to wipe and flush afterwards? 8/9/10 is way too old to not know a few basic poo manners.

Skid-Mark's picture
m 1+ points - Newb

Hahaha, :D

Anonymous's picture

Holy cow! that woman is stupid to not teach their kids to flush the toilets after they poop. Nobody wants to see your waste products. Unless they are coprophiliacs.

PINWORM's picture
l 100+ points

Never underestimate the power of the little girl shit. When I was 12 or so, my 9 year old sister had a friend over who was about the same age. I went into the bathroom after her and there was a perfectly cylindrical shit coiled around that must have been at least 14 inches long. Also, no paper. Hmmm.

What the heck are these girls eating???

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