Mom knows. She always knows.
"Stone-faced and dreading this endeavor, I carried a few gloves and some lube into the bathroom."
------ posted 11.12.2009 by
Scatcat (13)
Curbside service takes on a whole new meaning.
------ posted 11.10.2009 by
Deja Poo (999)
Young love - ain't it grand?
He contributed to the world's emission of noxious gas, that's what.
Why do they alway begin at All You Can Eat buffets?
Augustus Gloop could empathize.
Means two in your pants.
------ posted 10.09.2009 by
bigjosh (10)
Cleanliness is not necessarily next to Godliness.
The third time is not a charm.
No, that's not pine air freshener.
Twenty-four hours of torture.
------ posted 09.18.2009 by
The Dook (44)
The body can only take so much.
Listen when your toilet tries to tell you something.
Join the Scouts and shit a Brownie.
Poopreport's Sam Elliot learns a smelly lesson about physics.
These fingers combined to create a powerful weapon.
When they come, they come at what you love.
Can a mind outlast the body?
------ posted 08.21.2009 by
Tyler C (11)
Someone decides to be all that he can be all over the place.
When girth is an issue.
------ posted 08.17.2009 by
Movie G (11)
Minor league game, major league showdown.
A terrifying tale of the monster that lurks... somewhere.
A public mea culpa for a public mess.
Man's best friends goes you one better.
------ posted 08.05.2009 by
reader (26)
