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White Lies

Young love - ain't it grand?
------ posted 11.05.2009 by TootUncommon (10)

What Happened At The G-20 Summit?

He contributed to the world's emission of noxious gas, that's what.
------ posted 10.29.2009 by Anton Afgustovich (30)

The Million Calorie March

Why do they alway begin at All You Can Eat buffets?
------ posted 10.28.2009 by OutdoorPooper (12)

Willy Wonka's Revenge

Augustus Gloop could empathize.
------ posted 10.27.2009 by trushitter1 (11)

Here's Mud In Your Eyes

Wait. That's not mud.
------ posted 10.23.2009 by Marty McStye (10)

The Pick Up Fartist

Who's your scatty?
------ posted 10.21.2009 by davidren1968 (11)

Three For The Road

Means two in your pants.
------ posted 10.09.2009 by bigjosh (10)

The Thrift Store Lady

Cleanliness is not necessarily next to Godliness.
------ posted 10.07.2009 by thenewcoven08 (71)

My Father's Keeper

The third time is not a charm.
------ posted 09.29.2009 by LilMissDainty (11)

Deck The Stalls

No, that's not pine air freshener.
------ posted 09.24.2009 by Colon Bowell (54)

Faked Alaska

Who the hell is Harold?
------ posted 09.21.2009 by Capitan Anusky (10)

It Happened On A Tuesday

Twenty-four hours of torture.
------ posted 09.18.2009 by The Dook (44)

The Incident

The body can only take so much.
------ posted 09.17.2009 by prarie doggin (3864)

Ignoring Porcelain Prophecies

Listen when your toilet tries to tell you something.
------ posted 09.15.2009 by Call of Doody (10)

Scovillization Rationalization

Compensating is bad.
------ posted 09.14.2009 by lulzViking (14)

Eagle Spout

Join the Scouts and shit a Brownie.
------ posted 09.10.2009 by upper decker (16)

Hot Sauced Buns

Poopreport's Sam Elliot learns a smelly lesson about physics.
------ posted 09.03.2009 by Bilgepump (2745)

A Fist Full Of Chicken

These fingers combined to create a powerful weapon.
------ posted 09.02.2009 by Tower Of Shit (21)

Sleep With The Flushes

When they come, they come at what you love.

------ posted 08.28.2009 by incrediblepiff (28)

Dane Dook

It's not so funny.
------ posted 08.25.2009 by danelover (31)

Resisting The Waves

Can a mind outlast the body?
------ posted 08.21.2009 by Tyler C (11)

An Army Of #2

Someone decides to be all that he can be all over the place.
------ posted 08.19.2009 by Levi OConnell (85)

A Hole Too Small

When girth is an issue.
------ posted 08.17.2009 by Movie G (11)

Friday Night Blight

Minor league game, major league showdown.
------ posted 08.14.2009 by incrediblepiff (28)

The Mad Pooper Of Clinton, MD

A terrifying tale of the monster that lurks... somewhere.
------ posted 08.13.2009 by danelover (31)

Apology To San Antonio Amtrak Station Staff

A public mea culpa for a public mess.
------ posted 08.10.2009 by projectjebediah (10)

An Unforgettable Bond

Man's best friends goes you one better.
------ posted 08.05.2009 by reader (26)

When Turd Terrorists Have A Point To Prove

This is as bad as it gets. Don't read during lunch.
------ posted 08.03.2009 by turtle (27)

Nowhere To Dump

Not all bathroom users seek a toilet.
------ posted 07.29.2009 by Blind Mullet (528)

The Seat of Learning

Either it's a fake story or an amazing truth.
------ posted 07.27.2009 by turdologist (10)


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