I once went into a mens restroom while on a roadtrip. No fun poop stories, but I know what that all gripping terror feels like. Later, it's funny as hell!

hasn't anyone learned about the courtesy flush?

Great story!You had me fooled.I thought this going to be a desperate run to the pot.You do the move,shit,and breathe a sigh of relief.Get ready to wipe and no toilet paper.If not that,you shit in a box because you can't find the bathroom.In my college days I saved my buddy from going into the ladies room.There was a glare that came through a picture window and reflected off purple walls that blinded you.I thought I was in ladies room once because I did not see a urinal.A mistake was made when the building was constructed and they put 2 ladie's rooms on the on the same floor and they had to make one a men's room.

I wonder what would actually happen if a guy was discovered in the ladies' room, or vice versa? I imagine that at the very least they'd be escorted out by security and never allowed back into the club. Caught with their pants down, literally, and a poop-encrusted ass -- how embarrassing would that be??

PillPooper, you my friend have been working too many hours. That was really messed up. Nice story, I always enjoy what you write.

That happened to me once I was at Scout Leaders Training in my uniform I had to take a leak I was at a local High. I walked into the girls restroom by mistake,I walked in and there were no urnials I quickly walked out, onbody nver noticed what I had done.

its y crhomosomes...

Very funny tale. You had me fooled as to where it was going, and I laughed out loud when I realized your predicament. I've only ventured into the wrong locker room once, and realized it pretty quick (of course I wasn't holding back a buttload of hell). I managed to slip out unnoticed.

To--Anonymous Coward and the comment that 'it's y chromosomes:' Pill Pooper was correct. X is associated with female characteristics. Paired X chromosomes produce a female. It takes the addition of a Y chromosome to produce a male.

Pill Pooper was on the lookout for X chromosomes (females) only, so the y comment of Anonymous Coward is not correct.

I remember the sory about a guy taking a dump in an aiiline bathroom.The smoke alarm went off by mistake and they pulled the poor guy out with his pants down and they didn't let him wipe his ass.The alarm went off and they thought he was smoking.They dragged him down the aisle in front of the other passengers.

I have gone in a men's washroom before, I had been at work for almost 9 hours without any breaks and I have to poop really badly so I went to the bathrooms and the ladies was looked, so I just used the men's, I didn't get caught ethier.

and the big wiper is right about the chromosomes.

good story! that would be a horrific realization, wouldn't it? i really liked this line: "But I didn't have time to stop and smell the seat..."

i wish all establishments had clearly marked and visible restrooms. there's not much that i hate more than wandering around some place trying to find the pooper! especially when i really have to go.

know what else i hate? foreign food restaurants that have foreign words differentiating the restrooms. i'm american! i don't know what an hombre is!! actually, i do. but you get my point. usually they at least have some kind of picture indicating whether it's for males or females, but sometimes even those are confusing!

I once entered the men's room at a restaurant in Ukraine. The place was really trendy and instead of pictures of girls and boys on the bathroom doors, one had a nut on it and the other a bolt. Since I had to pee really bad, I didn't have time to think about the anatomy analogy so I went in the bolt room. Wrong door! Men are bolts, women are nuts...get it? :) Luckily, it only took one quick glance at a bunch of males in line at urinals for me to quickly turn around and go into the right bathroom. Great story!

An apple a day keeps the ExLax away!

hehe...i probably would've picked the bolt too. cuz boys have nuts. ha!

What confusing choices--bolts and nuts! Almost sounds like two types of mens' rooms--bolts for regular guys and nuts for crazy guys. And nothing for women at all.

Although if you think about it in a girly, fashion-oriented way, bolts could be fabric bolts. Anyhoo, to hell with all the cutesy labels! Restaurants should forget the theme toilets and just concentrate on the anatomy. How about dicks and hoo-hoos?

That was funny! I did it once (pooped in girls bathroom) in grade school on a dare. No one came in though. I was pissed when I found out they had doors on their stalls...(!)

Is it just men's rooms in schools that have no stall doors? If stores or restaurants have them too, I might walk in to check it out (making sure it's empty first, of course).

Heh. Good move, Pill Pooper.
Speaking of looking where you go, a guy is suing Home Depot in Colorado because he plunked his butt down onto a toilet seat in their restroom, just before Halloween, and found out too late that some joker had put glue on it. I sent the story link to Dave, so maybe he'll put it on the newswire.
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"Searching for the Origin of the Feces"

Well, if you REALLY want to get technical, it should be XX chromosomes since males have an X chromosome as well. (Female = XX Male = XY) But I think most of us understood what he meant anyway.

I've had this happen twice, actually. The first was in a Tony Roma's restaurant - I had been there before and was sure I knew the layout. Entering the tiny square space off the lobby, men turned right, women turned left. I had been there many times before. Unfortunately, this time I was in a hurry, AND had gotten confused. Men are supposed to turn left. It wasn't until I was taking a shit, looked down and spotted a pair of red high heels under the stall next to me, that I realised my mistake (I don't have a high-heel fetish AND a shit fetish - had I, that would have been a whole different type of tale to tell) I actually got out of there without being seen.

The second took place at a convention in the San Diego Convention Center, which sapans approximately three blocks' length. The lobby runs the entire length of the building. I spotted the ladies' room sign WAY down the lobby, and saw a sign closer to me, and assumed it must be the mens'. As you can guess, it wasn't - and the fact that the restroom was very, very long didn't clue me in. With an IBS diarrhea attack imminent, I wasn't doing much analytical thinking. Yet again, only when I saw the ladies' shoes under the partition did I realise my error: The ladies' room had a door at each end! There were no actual doors, just a hallway shaped like a letter "S" that blocked any view. This time, I wasn't so lucky - halway through the curvy entrance/exit I passed right by a woman coming in, who stared at me with a bewildered look - I think it was somewhere betwen "Why is a man coming out of the womens' room?" and "Wait, am I entering the wrong restroom?" I didn't stick around to figure out which, and tried to melt into the crowd.

I work at a major university as a security guard and there are no doors on the men's room stalls at the student union and library because of gay love. Too many male couples were using their "nuts and bolts" behind closed doors much to the chagrin of many a needy pooper. Finally we had to take the doors off and cause everyone to suffer. We didn't have complaints from the women.

I've used the mens room once or twice. It's always got shorter lines than the ladies!

Fart Poopie-- No its only in school (K-12gr). I think it may have to do with the fact that boys are learning about themselves (sexually).

Here is a good joke to pull on a guy, and make sure to look at his expression when delivering. It WILL vary. If there is NO reaction he knows the joke.

You to guy: "Do you remember the first time you had sex?"
Guy: uh...(while he is thinking say "too bad nobody was there to enjoy it with you")
Some guys will actually pucker up over this one...;}..(!)

I'm a custodian at a library.. Our mens/boys restrooms NEVER had any stall doors. women ALWAYS did. You get used to shitting in plain view of other men. You HAVE to, unless u have supersized intestines...

its everyones worst nightmare u survived and for that i say good job.

This reminded me of a story. I was at a men's conference with my dad when I was about twelve years old and they had changed some of the women's restrooms in the coliseum into men's restrooms to accomodate the crowd. I had a huge dump saved up, since I was shameful back then, and as I finally ran to take the Browns to the Super Bowl, I wasn't thinking clearly under the pressure of the load. I ran straight into one of the unconverted women's restrooms, unnoticed, and let loose. On the way out, there was a woman standing at the sink, and I said something like, "I must be in the wrong bathroom." Outside a security guard told me I wasn't supposed to be in there, and I told him sorry. Man that was a good one!

Pill Pooper - there but for the grace of God .... !!! Well done - you got away with it!