A "junior" in the eighth grade? How many grades did your school have?

Another example of what TBW refers to as the "the ol' whew and phew" genre.

it was high school...five grades. grade 8 are the juniors and grade 12 are the seniors

A "junior" in the eighth grade? How many grades did your school have?

I was wondering if I'd need to put a disclaimer up or not. Looks like I do. The author tells me he's from South Africa, so their terminology is a bit different. I'm guessing that "junior" refers to anyone who's not in Grade 12.

You can be forgiven for turd terrorism.In your haste you forgot to flush your waste.You must be glad you found TP and a toilet.

This is the first time I've heard of bathrooms just for seniors or 12th graders. Usually there are just bathrooms for students and bathrooms for teachers, at least in my experience.

Of course it would be the principal and deputy principal -- Murphy's Law.

Good story.

In Canada there are no such things as middle schools, junior or senior, we strictly go by grades. Junior high is grades 7 and 8, highschool 9-12 (we even had a grade 13 in my day).

You successfully breeched and defiled the teacher's bathroom. You should have won the eighth grade AWARD for turd terrorism. That made you cooler than any of those seniors you were afraid of.

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"Those who write on shithouse walls, roll their shit into little balls. Those who read their words of wit, eat those little balls of shit." Author Unknown

Bunga, was the 13th grade an elective-transitional as a precursor to prep academy / university or was it mandatory attendance?

"Odor in the court! The judge is eating beans--his wife is in the bathtub counting submarines." Author Unknown

Forgot to mention to the author, The Little Turd, that I very much enjoyed your story. I, too, snuck into use the teachers lav in high school on a fairly regular basis, as the washroom facilities for students (at least the ladies washroom) was always cigarette-smoke-filled and not the cleanest (dirty butts of both animate and inanimate persuasion...)

Not that I'm a prude. I've been known to stoke a toke back in the day, but it was off premises with silent partners in crime.
And I was renowned for my sneaky fart escapades (okay, I'm still guilty of those)!

"Odor in the court! The judge is eating beans--his wife is in the bathtub counting submarines." Author Unknown

"and I'm sure my duodenum sent shock waves to my brain"
What kind of jeans do turds wear?
Duo-Denims

I have a similar high school shit story i'm getting ready to send off to Dave soon.

Where I went, There werenormal bathrooms everywhere, except by the cafeteria, which were seniors only. they had their own lunch line too.

Elementary: K-6 grade
Middle/Junior High- 7-8 grade
Senior High/High- 9-12 grade

The newer schools in my county are called middle/high schools.

But the older ones were junior high and senoir high schools.

Sorry for making this into a school discussion but when I was a kid we had elementary school until 6th grade, then junior high which was grades 7, 8, and 9, then high school in grades 10-12. Then I moved to a different area which had grades 6, 7, and 8 in a middle school, and I found this to be most lame because 6th graders are little twerps and they really shouldn't be in with older kids because of their utter lameness. The high school had grades 9-12 and after grade 10 I always hated the 9th graders because they were hallway jammers; it was so much fun to knock them down to get them out of the way. My school had a very bad overcrowding problem and, after I graduated, to solve this they built a new middle school and renamed the old middle school the Freshman Center, aka the Tard Center. Why couldn't they have done that when I was in school?

I would wager that the 8th graders are called juniors because they are in "junior high" and the 9-12th graders are called seniors because they are in senior high, only it is in the same building.

Getting back to the story, yeah turd terrorism is bad, mmmmkay, but defiling the teachers' bathroom rules, and if the author had been one of my friends he would have become my new hero. What would have been really funny though is if the principal had been laughing at him.

AB2K says, "when I was a kid...."

This was, like, five years ago, right, my wee one?

What's bad is going to a small prep school that encompasses grades 1-12 with a bunch of clones, and hearing things like, "When your mother went here..." from school marms that are as old as the town itself. Oh boy, now I am recalling my own school toilet habits. Did I mention the bathrooms were unisex? Okay this is all gonna have to go into a story.

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"Those who write on shithouse walls, roll their shit into little balls. Those who read their words of wit, eat those little balls of shit." Author Unknown

Dumpster: more like 10-15 you goddamn old fart.

Is that any way to talk to your elders, young lady?

One more age joke and you're banned from the forums for a week. Why? Because I can.

AB2K, you ARE such a dear! Would you really ban Dumpster from the forums for a week! Just now, it would be the greatest favor you could do for a friend who is so seriously behind at work because of spending all his time on this fine site. So, let me see if I can come up with a joke that will earn me this proffered privilege:

AB2K and her little sister, AssBlaster2001, were at the carnival one day, when a swarthy, gypsy-looking man (I think his name was doniker) beckoned them into the dark recesses of his tent.

"Don't be afraid, my leettle loflies," crooned the old fakir. "I choost vants to capture all off your youthful booty--ah--beauty on dis film!" he said as he carefully positioned the girls side by side, knees wide apart and school uniform skirts hiked way up.

Then, patting AB2K reassuringly on her inner thigh, he whispered something in her ear and went behind the camera, draping a black blanket over his head.

"What's he gonna do now?" asked little AB01.

"I dunno," responded our heroine. "He said something about he was gonna hafta focus."

"BOF UV US???" squealed little sis.

(If this isn't bad enough, I'll try to come up with something worse. See you next week!!)

South Africa? Poop truly is the world uniter! Welcome to the site!

This story comes on an appropriate day for me. I have the stomach flu with horrible cramps and diarrhea. I can now totally sympathize (and empathize) with your tail... er tale, of whoa!

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Broccoli!

When I was in school 8th graders were called 8th graders, 9th graders were called freshmen, 10th graders were called sophomores, 11th graders were called juniors and 12th graders were called seniors. K-6 was elementary school, 7-8 was middle school, 9-12 was high school.

I love the school poop stories. They always involve sneaking around teachers and avoiding the older kids.

We've all had to do that for one reason or another (if not poop).

Ah this reminds me of a great poop story when I was at school doing my A Levels... All I can say is watch out for the Mahogany Wallet story which I'll be posting to Dave post haste!

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A turd in the hand is worth two in the bush

Fabulous school shitting tale. I can only imagine what the teachers thought when they went nito the stall with the destroyed shitter.

good Shit dude!!!

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Regional POWER POOPING CHAMPION 1988-2006
Poop Shooter!

I have a school shit story i'm writing right now that doesn;t invole a teacher restroom.

I never recall taking a shit in school... I take that back I did in college.

Funny; I've never heard my daughter mention whether or not she uses the bathroom at school. When she comes home, she stops in the jane first thing, though, so maybe she holds it all day. Hmmmn. Never thought to ask. Now I'm curious.

Little Turd's act was not terrorism. He was forced by the administration into a situation of dire need. That is why he did what he did.

I never understand why people dont check to see if there is TP available b4 they shit. I mean, I've had dire situations too, that came out of nowhere, in fact I just had one last week, but no matter HOW dire it is, I ALWAYS check the TP situation first.