In other news tonight, a startling drama unfolded on I-5 this evening. At approximately 5:10 this afternoon, 3SitW and Max of Long Beach went into labor after dining at Pedro's Tacos. Stuck in rush hour traffic, both expectant parents were seen leaning from the windows screaming in order to move vehicles from the rush hour gridlock. But their efforts were too little and too late. When just minutes from the family home, baby Brownie was delivered in the front seat of the car on the camel colored leather.

A passing motorist stopped to assist the new parents and had this to report. "I had just gotten on to the interstate when I heard this screaming and yelling and something about a baby. As a registered nurse, I felt it was my duty to help. So I followed the car down the exit ramp, where I saw the driver flailing his arms and the passenger lean back against the seat and arch their stomach into the air in an obvious painful contraction. I rushed to their car but the baby had come by that time."

"I had forgotten what Obstetrics was like. I was going to offer some help but the smell was repelling. It was everything I could do to pull myself back to my car and get the hell out of there."

At last report, baby Brownie and parents are doing fine. Their car, however, was a total loss.
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Yo quiero Taco Bell.

how could you sit and enjoy a meal when you have to take a massive piss?

I could never do it.

Also doniker all that water is pushing on the colon as well so its no surprise this person took the dump they did. I do like the "we're having a baby" I think that might be a step above Code Brown.
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The Thunderous Crapper 63 Enjoying home toilet advantage since 2004!

My usual response to "the bathroom is out of order" is "well then, where do you shit?". If I dont get a good response (and accomodation) then I am not going to eat there.

Good point, prarie. Where do the employees relieve themselves during their workshift?

I would not have waited, myself, to find a restroom; but if we all had 20/20 foresight, would we have Pooreport?

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In my opinion, if a bathroom in a public place is out of order, then the public has the right to use the employee facility. If it is "out of order" because they dont want to keep it clean, then they should change to a take out only place. Dont make me tell you what I did at a gas station once.

One time when I worked at the groecery store, the city shut off all its water and the manager locked all the restrooms in the building so crap wouldnt pile up. Some poor lady that needed to shit came in and just lay by the door shaking, trying to hold it in. She saw me and begged me to open the door. I told her I didnt have the key and went and told my manager. He wanted me to tell the lady she was shit out of luck pretty much. I felt so bad for her that I told him i couldn't do that and he went to talk to her.

About 5 minutes later I heard a page for "Joe to customer service with a Mop and Bucket" followed by "James please page line 7".

The poor lady had shat herself by the restroom when he wouldnt open the door and Joe couldnt get a "mop and bucket" cuz there was no water to fill the bucket!

Long story short he had to clean it up with paper towels and bleach.

I haven't ever felt such empathy as someone as in that moment when i truly appreciated the suffering the lady was going through. Poor woman.

Just one question: did your friend make you clean his car seats?

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Hey! That's my robe!

The following sentance.. "We have known each other for years and make it a point to have private time together to catch up and reflect whenever we're home.".. is there a little more than a strong friendship going on here?

Of course there is, AC. They had a baby together. That kind of bonding can never be forgotten.
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Yo quiero Taco Bell.

When it comes to ethnic cuisine, sometimes the less authentic it is the better. Question: You were in parking lot like traffic. What was the rest of the ride like and how long did it take? Did you clean the car?

This is exactly why I always keep a roll of toilet paper AND a roll of paper towels AND several clean(ish) rags in the car: YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN THE EMERGENCY POOP WILL STRIKE! Be prepared and ready for any contingency. As to eating while needing to pee, that must have been tough. We guys have it easy as far as relief on the fly, I sympathize with your plight. ----Captain Craptastic!!!

Man, so close but yet so far. I feel for you. Max sure is a clever friend, though!

Yah, if we did have 20/20 foresight, we would not be filling out accident reports of the brown kind on poopreport.com here.

Comming into winter here, it would be hard to immagine being stuck on the ice in below freezing weather, and having to crap. So I will make sure I have kitty litter, and a shovel, and maybe salt, and paper towels for cleaning up. Also I might have some garbage bags in the car, if I or somebody has gas buildup in their gut, they would have to sit on a garbagebag to protect the seat.

People with campers have it easy, when they have a toilet onboard.

fuckinell you poor bastard!

we're having a baby! we're having a baby! oh my god I almost spit my rootbeer all over my computer with that one. great story. you should have just jumped out of the car and shit on the side of the highway.