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Nowhere To Dump

Posted 07.29.2009 by Blind Mullet (575)
Had a difficult moment yesterday. Spent the weekend with relatives, and we all went for lunch at a club in a rural touristy town. As most regular PoopReporters know, I am now an ostomate, as a result of surgery to remove bowel cancer. (An ostomate is someone who has had a colostomy or urostomy, and now wears "a bag").

This is no big deal to me. When it's time to do a change-out -- which is my way of taking a dump -- I simply go to a stall, swap out the bag, seal the used bag, put it into a plastic nappy-sack, tie off the plastic nappy-sack, and dispose of it in the waste-bin. Seeing as how bathroom waste has to be either buried or burned (not recycled), there is no threat of contamination down the line.

All good so far?

Yesterday, I went to the crapper at the club for a change-out, and when I was finished, I was a bit shocked to find there was no waste-bin in the stall. I was even more shocked to find there was no waste-bin AT ALL, anywhere in the whole restroom area.

What were my options? I couldn't flush it away because the bag's not water soluble and could easily clog the pipes. So I went out into the gaming area and looked for a male attendant. Not one to be seen. All females. Too embarrassing.

I looked for a waste-bin outside, in the fresh air. Nothing. All I could find was a bin for used Keno tickets, and I wasn't about to drop a stinky colostomy bag in that. (Even though the bag is sealed and tied up in a nappy-sack, they can still stink a bit.)

So I opted to leave the bag, tied up in the nappy-sack, on top of the cistern. I figured that a) its clean, b) sooner or later, someone will tell management about it, and c) maybe management will realize that there should be a waste-bin in the restroom.

I feel a bit guilty about doing this, but it caught me off guard. What do you think?

daphne (4404) -- 07.29.2009

I'd have probably done the same thing. I'd probably have also called whatever local or state food service bureau there is to call and inquired as to whether or not the restaurant committed a health violation by not having a trash can in the restroom.


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.....hugging bunnies since 1969
www.daphneszoo.com

plop cop (116) -- 07.29.2009

Public facility managers are well aware of the regulations concerning their facilities. A shit bag, nicely placed, is a gentle reminder of their responsibilities. It doesn't qualify as turd terrorism because the turds are contained and easily disposed of by the cleaning staff. I've had to clean after turd terrorists; this ain't it.

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Now that's what a men's room is supposed to smell like!

sittingpretty (2332) -- 07.29.2009

Was the cistern in the restroom? I would have left it in the bathroom somewhere, then notified the manager whether male or female that there is no trash recepticle in the restroom. I would have had my significant other put it in their perspective restroom, first, if I had a significant other. If the manager is the opposite sex from me, I would have asked my significant other to tell him about the lack of trash recepticle in the restroom.
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...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17

IBS NO MORE (323) -- 07.29.2009

SP, the cistern is the toilet tank.
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Help for IBS

sittingpretty (2332) -- 07.29.2009

Aah. Good place for the full bag.
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...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17

ChiefThunderbutt (2775) -- 07.29.2009

BM.....Given the circumstances you did what should have been done. I would imagine that management got the idea and placed a trash receptacle in the bathroom.


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Eat chilies and feel the burn!!

Steve Wynn (not verified) -- 07.29.2009

You could have dropped it off at the craps table.

Maximus Poopius (18) -- 07.29.2009

Bit of a dilemma there for you. However - consider the opportunist who comes into the stall and thinks -
"Wey hay - someone's left their shopping here whilst taking a dump and forgot to take it home. I wonder what I've scored here? Hmm another bag inside the bag. Double wrapped. Lets take a look and see what it is....."

PS don't feel guilty - they should have provided a bin. I'm guessing you are a man, otherwise there would have been some kind of waste receptacle in there.

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The tiger stripes you left in my toilet are just not acceptable

stink box (not verified) -- 07.29.2009

Does beef give anyone else stinky gas. I mixed 80 20 groundbeef with 3 eggs oatmeal and Lawry's Taco seasoning. And my my farts are toxic...I think it's the beef but thought I'd get some expert advice from those in the know.
Thanx

doniker (1551) -- 07.29.2009

First of all, since I am banned from the Forums, let me say here that when Dave sells PoopReport I will be gone from this site forever. It will surely turn to complete commercial nonsense.

On to this story.

You said: "I am now an ostomate, as a result of surgery to remove bowel cancer.
This is no big deal to me."

BULLSHIT!!! How can this not be a big deal? And if it wasn't you would not have submitted this story.

You said: "When I was finished, I was a bit shocked to find there was no waste-bin in the stall."

WHAT? I have rarely if ever seen a "waste bin" inside a stall in a mens room.

You said: "What were my options?"

SIMPLE!! Leave the fucking bag on the floor and walk away....fuck the loser that has to deal with it later.

sittingpretty (2332) -- 07.29.2009

That would really make me sad if you were gone forever, doniker. I just laugh so hard that I almost choked. I haven't laughed that hard since.... I don't think I would like commercial poopreport. It would lose its sweetness...its sense of geniuneness. I might not like it, here, anymore, if it goes commercial. I don't know. I don't want you to go away. You are going to make me cry if you sell Poopreport, Dave. It won't be the same no matter what you say, I know it won't be the same.
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...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17

Balloon Knot Enthusiast (not verified) -- 07.30.2009

I'm wondering if anyone opened the bag to see if there was valuable merchandise inside. Let this be a lesson to us not to go poking around bags or other containers in public restrooms.

Blind Mullet (575) -- 07.30.2009


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The white zone is for loading and unloading only- FZ.

Blind Mullet (575) -- 07.30.2009

Doniker,
Believe me, man, when I say its no big deal to be an ostomate. When the surgeon said "This is going to save your life", it changed the way I saw things completely.
I am grateful for everything that comes my way these days, simply because I'm grateful to be alive.
I submitted the story in the spirit of PoopReporting.
Anyway, I enjoyed your post, even though you can't be expected to see things from my perspective *Extends a hearty cyber-handshake and a knowing wink from the other side of the world*

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The white zone is for loading and unloading only- FZ.

doniker (1551) -- 07.30.2009

I guess I was wrong, Blind Mullet.

I have good health even though I abuse my body regularly and I am not nearly as positive about life as you.

Bran Lover (675) -- 07.30.2009

Blind Mullet, sincere gratitude from me to you. Sometimes people need reminders of what's really important in life. My little troubles are not that bad after all.


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To affect the quality of the poo, that is the art of life. ~Thoreau, sort of.

Bran Lover (675) -- 07.30.2009

BM, right beofre you left, could you have mustered up courage to leave an anonymous note on a table or somewhere? Maybe add that you surely would have left the 'gift' in a trash can if THERE WAS ONE!


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To affect the quality of the poo, that is the art of life. ~Thoreau, sort of.

pnuttycorn (461) -- 07.30.2009

I dunno dude. Why doncha just walk around back of the place and pitch it in the dumpster? Discreetly of course.

Nine Inch Log (564) -- 08.01.2009

With the exception of porta potties I don't recall any bathroom without a trash bin. I would guess that it is against health code. However, here they dispose of bathroom trash the same way they do all trash. All taken out together and tossed into the same dumpster. Yummy!

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Number One . . . I order you to take a number two.

prarie doggin (3903) -- 08.01.2009

BM, you could have set off the worlds first time-delay upper decker. What were you thinking?

phatmanxxl (514) -- 08.03.2009

I would have gift wrapped it before I left it.

ChiliKahKah (1006) -- 08.05.2009

You would think this would involve the ADA. I never considered your dilemma but the trash can sounds like a needed element of the bathroom.

triedtoshitbutonlyfarted (not verified) -- 08.06.2009

well you gotta do something.

Anonymous Coward (not verified) -- 08.07.2009

are u serious god i would love having nice neat bag of shit a few times in my life that i could dispose of at my own un neat and than messy descretion. Like on or in my neighbors corvet...your bag of shit story has really given me a evil smile of a idea

Anal Fissureman (15) -- 08.11.2009

Perfectly understandable. Besides, sometimes actions speak louder than words. Leaving a sack of shit behind speaks volumes. I'm sure they've learned their lesson, now.

dramajp (1) -- 08.13.2009


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eat shit be merry i would have busted it all over the wall,sink or toilet

Bran Lover (675) -- 08.13.2009

dramajp was left speechless by this story.

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To affect the quality of the poo, that is the art of life. ~Thoreau, sort of.

cranky (not verified) -- 08.23.2009

lol this is a GREAT bed time story >.

poopoo123 (4) -- 09.01.2009

ok this reminds me of one of my bathroom experinces. i was coming back from the beach and i havent craped in about 2 days sience i was there and i had noticed i had to poop really bad! so i finaly found a rest stop along the highway. I was dreading the poop in a public bathroom but i had to crap!!! so i was making my way there to drop a load. then i noticed the middle stall ws the only one avalable. so i took it and i pulled my pants down and it had seemd like i had to remove my thong out of my butt crack like sugery because of pinching my cheeks togather to hold the poop in my butt. anyway i finaly got if off and i let it rip i now noticed i had diareahh it made all kinds of noises. it was finaly over and i wiped and came out. then someone came in and looked at me wierd then went in the one i went in she sa down and i herd her plop plop plop and then farts. i guess she had to take a dump to. ha well i guess i could say i felt bad for her she had to smell my discusting mess i made in there so anyway great story dude ! :)

shamefull poop is amazing

Oh Shit Son (17) -- 10.22.2009

i liked the title, too... made me think of a weird al parody of a melissa etheridge song....
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Now that's what I call classical gas!

buttrocket assp... (4) -- 11.05.2009

the old toss on the roof go out the exit door look around when the coast is clear throw it hard as you can ontop of the roof! no harm no foul

Poothagoras (99) -- 11.05.2009

I see absolutely no necessity to feel guilty. It seems quite ignorant not to have a trash bin in the restroom.
I have seen this occasionally where blow dryers are installed. What makes it stupid is that they probably would not need to be emptied very often.
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Every poop is not to be told to every body.

Anonymous Coward the third (not verified) -- 11.05.2009

I would have emptied the contents on the floor, go get my significant other to come in, stand hand in hand and protest that there is not trash can. We would be poop huggers. Is this ok?

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