GGG - I've said it before and I'll say it again...as soon as I remember what "it" is...

Man I'm so-o-o-o-o glad I've got that Y chromosome. Just thinking of all those intrusive gyn exams makes me cringe. Glad you found the towelette stash. I can almost hear the strains of "Wipe Out" in the background. Good story.

This story has so many underlying facets that I'm left mostly bewildered. Yes, I get the sticky poo part, but how does a doctor summon a turd at will? That is a superpower that should be shared with the rest of the world.

Female plumbing is fascinating and terrifying at the same time. Having two chutes within a mere apartment wall distance from one other opens worlds of possibilities.

And then there's the whole spin-off to be written about the crap in the waste basket.

Girl, much like your sticky poo, you left me hanging. You're sitting front stage at a Puerto Rican donkey show, and yet you're blogging about how to cook noodles.

I will need the drink early today.

I sooo feel for you GGG. The exact same thing happened to my sister the FIRST time she went to the gyno. Her and my mom tormented me about it until I had my first appointment.

Luckily I didn't leave a deposit on the table, and I'm still anal (har, har) about getting the poop out of the chute before my appointments.

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What do you mean you didn't see it? It was right next to the toilet!

I can only relate to your experience in one way.I had a digital prostate exam once.I told the doctor he had a big finger.The doctor laughed and said he was not using his finger.

Im getting to that age now where part of my physical required the prostate check. Im still not comfortable with the whole process, but thankfully my doc is an old asian man with small fingers. Im concerned when I get older that maybe one day the check will result with some horrid results.

Can anybody tell me the science of whats happening to these girl during there exam that makes the poop

Great story! I was reminded of a dr. visit that had a surprise backdoor component to it-- was NOT expecting that! And was not, *ahem*, properly prepared --(ew) Butt it's the dr.'s fault for not warning me! Shit didn't come out tho'.
But for those wondering (and I have wondered when posts have discussed manual disempaction) that the adjoining wall between the pinker and the stinker can be pressed on and rubbed in a downward motion to help a stubborn turd out without getting crap on your hands. One good thing about the double X chromosome I suppose....

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'Hey that sounds pretty nasty, how about a courtesy flush over there?' (AP1)

As I said in the forums, I think my instinct would be to kick immediately. I have this thing about people messing with my asshole, even just to make things come out of it.

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Behold! My new farting super power! BRAPP!!!

GGG, you're a rare bird to feel so appreciative about having to dook the second time around at the Gynie. I would be willing to be that more than a few women might have left, canceled the appointment, instead of pooping before seeing the doctor.

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GGG, you lived my absolute worst fear in the world: pooping at the annual exam on the table. I'm impressed you lived through it. And E-diddy: in order to completely palpate the pelvis for any cysts or abnormalities in the uterus, OB-GYNs put a finger up your butt. Apparently it allows them to detect things more easily than just the finger up the cooch (that's the proper medical term for hoo-ha, I believe).

But now that I know that women have actually crapped on the table, I'm even more terrified for my annual exam. I wonder how frequently that particular pooping occurs to OBGs.

A follow up GGG: did you go back to the same gyno after "the incident"??

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What do you mean you didn't see it? It was right next to the toilet!

And Shit Volcano, I know what you mean, the finger up my butt is the most uncomfortable thing I've ever experienced, but I guess all OBs should do it because it just helps to feel the uterus and find any potential problems. It's supposed to be worth it in the end.

so that goes to saying...two in pink, one in the stink

Author's note: I told GottaMan that I'd put up this story, and he said, "I remember you telling me that. It was later than you think, because that was your first time going to the Air Force clinic."

That being said, I have to admit that while I was VERY embarrassed the moment it happened, the AF doc was so nonchalant about it, and just went about the rest of the visit, that I stopped worrying about it pretty quickly.

I had to go back to the clinic 3 more years, but that doc had moved on, by then.

Regarding this year's exam, even if I hadn't offloaded just before the appointment, I would have kept it, since I had a tough time getting that appointment.

When the time came for the rectal exam, I would have just said, "Doctor, I'm afraid I'm a little full!" and she would take her chances.

It's already happened once, so I have nothing left to fear!

I can shed some light as to how this happens. One person nearly hit the nail on the head when they mentioned "two chutes an apartment wall away from each other". That's exactly what's causing it. When you poop, obviously the turd travels right behind your vagina. So when the docs got the speculum and the apparatis cramed in there, and they remove it, if you have dookie working its way down that pushes the dookie down as if your own muscles where pushing it.

There is a very thin wall o' flesh between the colon and the vagina. In fact, girls, next time you feel a big one coming on, just rub on the back of your vaginal wall and you'll feel your fully formed shit coming down. You'll even feel the bumps and grooves. Totally a gross and/or scary thing when you don't know what you're feeling (i thought i might have cancer)

This is also one of the major contributing factors to why women giving labor almost always take a shit on the table. That, and of course the hard core pushing going on.

Coward, read the above comments. The doctor puts a finger in your ASS, thereby making you poop. It's not the vaginal exam that does it.

In almost 20 years of gyno exams, I have only had a rectal exam once (and I suspect that it was because the dr. felt a lump in there during the vaginal part--yep, just shit. Ew). So I'm REALLY surprised to hear that this is a common practice!!!
And TD, what the AC describes above is completely plausible. AS GGG said in the story:
""When the doc did the, *ahem*, "digital" palpitation, she must have felt somethin' up in back chute there, because she said, "Aaaaand, you may feel like blowing out about... now.""
It seems the dr. or the speculum pokes the proverbial sleeping dragon through the adjoining wall and provokes it to take flight out of its cave....

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'Hey that sounds pretty nasty, how about a courtesy flush over there?' (AP1)

I've had close to 20 exams, and EVERY doc has done a rectal palpitation. It's to check for polyps, hernias, fissures, fistulas, or any other abnormalities.

I'd wanna know, wouldn't you?!?

My OBGYN has never given me a DRE during an annual exam. Guess it's a doc's personal preference. I suppose it ought to be part of a routine screening when going in for a pap. Perhaps the OBGYN feels there are other types of doctors out there who specialize in rectal examination. Due to a high family risk of colon cancer, I do get checked out. Ladies, did you know that if you have a first generation parent who has had colon cancer, that this also increases your risk for ovarian cancer? I've had an ovarian screening done via ultrasound. I asked my gyno about it and SHE agreed to the test without question.

Ug! And I thought I was alone in poop tragedy hell. Thank you for the giggle.

I really didn't realize the anus thing was so common in these exams. No OB/GYN has ever crammed a finger up my ass.

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Behold! My new farting super power! BRAPP!!!

It just makes sense to me that the doctor would probe both openings while the patient was there. Might as well be thorough, right? The male counterpart to this unintended emission experience is the digital rectal prostate exam. It's never happened to me, but I understand that fluid production can be a consequence of prostate manipulation during a DRE.

I loved this story GottaGoGirl. I'm terrified of my new doctor because his fingers are the size of a small penis. I certainly don't want those in my pooper!

Poo de Grace

Which is why I've gone out of my way to choose women docs. :) Glad you liked the story!

Something to think about. Good to avoid a stink,too. We brush our teeth before going to the dentist,so why not spare our doctors this.