A Poopreport Short: He Choked The Shit Out Of Me
A couple of my buddies and I were drinking one night. I decided to act all Mr. Macho and claimed I could free myself from any choke hold. My friends agreed to be fair, and said if I did not tap out that they would let go before I passed out. They failed. I lost consciousness during my friend's infamous "rear naked blood choke" before I could tap out. They didn't realize I was already unconscious and let him subdue me for too long.
When I came to I realized I had pooped myself. Everything that had been in my bowels was now in my pants, and my friends had to spray me down with a hose in the backyard. We threw my boxers in a neighbor's trashcan and considered how lucky we were that I didn't die.