BRAVO...BRAVO Chocolate Shark. I loved your story, I empathize greatly with you on the loss of your beloved turd. Tears ran down my cheeks as you described Sally's poor dismembered body floating in the cold water. Oh the humanity..Or should that be turdmanity?

Perhaps you should take a Lamaze class and learn correct breathing techniques that allow your asshole to relax sufficiently to birth your next beloved grogan in one chunk. Yes...I blame your anus for having maliciously bitten dear Sally into pieces and causing her demise. Best of luck on your next delivery.

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Eat chilies and feel the burn!!

Love is a set of stained boxers, stool-kissed in the way that only she can, Chocolate. Do you name and frame each of these tokens of undying love and hang them on your bathroom walls?

Shark, you just confirmed what I merely suspected after your last story; You are a psycho! Not only that, you are probably a scat freak, probably smeared head to toe right now in your own steaming dookie. Your crazy metaphors and assigning of lifelike qualities to a piece of shit twice in a row tells me that you should be in a rubber room somewhere if you aren't already.

Plus your story sucked donkey dick. It wasn't even a story. It was the incoherent ramblings of a dope-addled nut job. My dog could write a better story.

OK, let the CEP flames begin for my telling it like it is and "chasing off a new contributor". I only said what all of you are thinking.

C Everett Poop -

I was about to go on a tirade myself, but you pretty much summed up everything I was thinknng. I knew I had read this story before - it's basically a rewrite of 'He Was Me,' and sucks just as badly. I'm frankly surprised the author had the balls to repost it after the reception it got in the first thread.

Speaking of which, I would not be at all surprised if a bunch of unregistered alts now come out of the woodwork to 'defend' this garbage, just like in the other thread.

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"...you guys are missing the genius of Turdgutson's idea. We should certainly not be shitting in the sink, but why not invent a Toilet Disposal? Your tampon, giant turd, or some hooker's hand won't flush? Just flip a switch!" - SamDamnit

I agree with turd T. These stories are similar, although a good vs. evil turd element exists.
I bet a small turd war is going on down in his septic tank.

It was better than the last one. I actually kind of enjoyed this one. You could actually tell he was personifying a turd, while in the other story, it was just kind of a big mass of confusion and nonsense.

But, I can't imagine drugs aren't heavily involved in this story's creation. And likely some coprophagia.

I guess I must have a taste for the weird.
I enjoyed this story mostly because it was
understandable, especially when compared to the authors post of yesterday. It will win no poolitzer prize and was obviously not written by an Ernest Poopingway or a
William Shakeshit but was amusing anyway.

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Eat chilies and feel the burn!!

I guess it's Personify Your Poop Week.Some people have imaginary friends.Some people have blow up dolls.Some people have stuffed animals and some have poop.I eagerly anticipate the first story from CEP's dog.

As I said before, I just write them for fun. Seriously, I am not after plaudits. If it makes you laugh, cry, moan or be grossed out then it has done something.

I am sorry my writing is so offensive to you guys. What you hate, someone else will like. I just hope I never go down the same route as some people clearly have and turn into internet bullies.

Thank you for reading.

i liked it. but i like weird stuff.
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i love poop.

Nice story, you have talent at writing.
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I will never shit somewhere that only has that horrible, scratchy brand of toilet paper. That stuff sucks!

DOnt pay attention to people like C-everet poop. They think there shit dont stank...

but we should pay attention to someone that posts anonymously, right?
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The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.

This is a beautiful, yet tragic story. R.I.P. Sally.

I gave my dog a pen and she is working on a better story than this one right now. And believe me, my dog knows poop.

Hey CEP -

I just had explosive diarrhea a few minutes ago. You think if I were to smear some of it on a sheet of paper and send it in, I could get it published? I bet it could compete with this herion-inspired steamer.

Oh, and Anon / Chocolate Shark - knock it off with the alts. We all know it's you. Troll.

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"...you guys are missing the genius of Turdgutson's idea. We should certainly not be shitting in the sink, but why not invent a Toilet Disposal? Your tampon, giant turd, or some hooker's hand won't flush? Just flip a switch!" - SamDamnit

Turd, this is a web site. Maybe if you shit on your keyboard, you could come up with something as good as the scat shark.

Yeah, but keyboard keys can snag things, and break off and get lost in your rectums. Too risky, I say.

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"...you guys are missing the genius of Turdgutson's idea. We should certainly not be shitting in the sink, but why not invent a Toilet Disposal? Your tampon, giant turd, or some hooker's hand won't flush? Just flip a switch!" - SamDamnit

Upon reading the word mutilated, I thought it sounded like Sally was the victim of a late-term abortion.

CEP, Carlton the Poo Poo-Eating Boston Terrier wants to know if your dog needs an assistant. He makes excellent coffee.

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.....hugging bunnies since 1969
www.daphneszoo.com

NOW HEAR THIS:

Omit: rectums

Replace with: bowels

That is all.

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"...you guys are missing the genius of Turdgutson's idea. We should certainly not be shitting in the sink, but why not invent a Toilet Disposal? Your tampon, giant turd, or some hooker's hand won't flush? Just flip a switch!" - SamDamnit

Another interesting take on the experience of giving life to the lifeless; however, your story still didn't really do anything for me. Maybe I just need to evolve a bit more to really appreciate the tale of your tail... just not my cup of tea at this time.

Clean seats and calm waters,
Artpego

Oh bullocks to you CEP! I was never going to post here again but you do piss me off with your attitude. Some people enjoyed this story and could rightly do without your snide comments.

I was kind of wondering how he knew it was female.

Hey Fan/Shark/Anon/Scat Freak, I think you mean "bollocks". A bullock is a young bull.

Glad you are back fan of poop, I look forward to some more friendy exchanges of insults with you. Your suxing pal, ChiefThunderbutt

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Eat chilies and feel the burn!!

Now, now, CEP - it's never nice to pick on the retarded.

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"...you guys are missing the genius of Turdgutson's idea. We should certainly not be shitting in the sink, but why not invent a Toilet Disposal? Your tampon, giant turd, or some hooker's hand won't flush? Just flip a switch!" - SamDamnit

Taking a shit is one thing.loving and leaving it is another.Find a girlfriend/boyfriend.

Someone should psychologically profile all of Shark's alter egos. I think Shark himself is the most pleasant. He pretends to have humility.

bravo cant wait for next. keep writing.

Hey, check it out! Fan/Shark/Anon/Scat Freak is congratulating itself again.

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"...you guys are missing the genius of Turdgutson's idea. We should certainly not be shitting in the sink, but why not invent a Toilet Disposal? Your tampon, giant turd, or some hooker's hand won't flush? Just flip a switch!" - SamDamnit

How can you tell with that custom operating system he designed and those clever IP changers?

MY custom OS and l33t IP rotator told me so! LOLZ!!!!!1!!1

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"...you guys are missing the genius of Turdgutson's idea. We should certainly not be shitting in the sink, but why not invent a Toilet Disposal? Your tampon, giant turd, or some hooker's hand won't flush? Just flip a switch!" - SamDamnit

The comments under this story remind me of the discussions in the back row of my ninth grade health class. Especially when the teacher showed those sappy Mormon "public service" videos.

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Well, you don't actually blow on it. That's just an expression.

If this is health class, and we're the kids in the back row, then that must mean Fan/Shark/Anon/Scat Freak is the weird emo kid, sitting in the corner, eating his own boogers while talking to himself and scribbling pentagrams all over his arms.

*launches a spitball*

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"...you guys are missing the genius of Turdgutson's idea. We should certainly not be shitting in the sink, but why not invent a Toilet Disposal? Your tampon, giant turd, or some hooker's hand won't flush? Just flip a switch!" - SamDamnit

I love how a few anonymous comments even those from yourselves are all deemed me. Not bothered though, it is flattering.

Once more, thank you for your intelligent offerings.

Only two known people those me myself and Dave know if I am the same as the anonymous people. Only the anonymous people know which post they did.

In your ego infested troll mode, you sit there full of assumptions and wonder why no one bothers to sign in to post a comment.

Haha, amazing, you are so funny I forgot to laugh. You sirs are geniuses.

Hey Chocolate Emo, don't bother me. I'm writing a top secret new operating system with an IP rotator and random screen name ID generator. Then I have to fling intestines at my skidmarks..................

Dear Shark.......Dave can prove nothing.......I am the proud owner of five different e-mail addresses.
I normally use only one, but the others are available if I want them.

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Eat chilies and feel the burn!!

I would like to add to Chief's comment that I have easy access to four different IP addresses - five if you count the wireless network at my job, no 'custom OS' or 'IP rotator' required. If I wanted to fake my identity the way Fan/Shark/Anon/Scat Freak is, all I'd have to do is grab my laptop, which has a different IP than my desktop, which has a different IP than my phone, which in turn is different than the IP of the other computer I've got put away at the moment. And the way our work network is set up, we actually connect to the internet via a gateway machine, which has its OWN IP address. So, I could potentially be lots of people, and Dave would be hard-pressed to tell. (For the record, I'm not - I'm not so pathetic that I have to hide behind a ton of alts as Shark appears to be doing). Chocolate Shark's claim that he could not POSSIBLY be anyone else, because Dave would KNOW, starts to reek even more than the midday dump I just took.

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"...you guys are missing the genius of Turdgutson's idea. We should certainly not be shitting in the sink, but why not invent a Toilet Disposal? Your tampon, giant turd, or some hooker's hand won't flush? Just flip a switch!" - SamDamnit

I wonder if Etch-a-Sketch will make a comeback soon.
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The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.

Well you nitwitted cock stain, there is a difference between the LAN IP addresses and what is connected to the internet.

While you sit there trying to sound intelligent, you over look the basics of networking. It must be hard being a pointless troll devoid of any meaningful existence in life and always without original content but do keep trying.

You cannot possibly look any more stupid in the future.

What Dave can check your moronic little twat is what operating system you use, if the IP is actually a proxy and what user agent your browser is sending.

Of course it can be avoided and of course half you lot lie but that is nothing new. Your little clique here is the epitome of your existence. Without it, you vie putrefactions have nothing in life.

Naturally, you are stupid and would not understand that.

This was my first post on PR. I enjoyed it but was unable to join in on the comments
because of something very stupid. I forgot my user name! Yes yes.......I know.......you forget your password but nobody forgets their user name.

I remembered chiefthunderbutt but I forgot that the c & t were upper rather than lower case. I finally got the nerve to e-mail Dave and find out who I was. Ever since I have been trying to make up for lost time.

I remain faithfully yours... ChiefThunderbutt.

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Eat chilies and feel the burn!!

Blathering makes you seem even more dense. If this is your way of trying to go off topic because that cesspit of a brain is malfunctioning, save it.

*giggles, passes note to..." Oh, damn! The teacher confiscated it!

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Well, you don't actually blow on it. That's just an expression.

As much as I love a good flame war, you guys are getting too cranky.

Don't make me get out the Goodnight Moon record and the foam nap mats.

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.....hugging bunnies since 1969
www.daphneszoo.com

Can we have those cookies with the little holes in them first?

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Well, you don't actually blow on it. That's just an expression.

Not only can you can have cookies, but you also can have some of that McDonald's Orange Drink in a sippy cup. You're my best bathroom monitor and blackboard washer.

Seriously, let's try to chill out here and remember the name of the game is poop. Derails should be fun and inclusive, not malice-filled and the type that discourage others from contributing. I hate censoring comment threads. But I will if I have to.

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.....hugging bunnies since 1969
www.daphneszoo.com

I don't much care how my computer works, or how e-mail gets from me to you. Just like my car, if it gets me where I'm going, that's all I need. If it breaks, I'm not going to be the one who fixes it. If it goes down on me....well thats ok.

A new mystery arises.......I don't know how the last post of mine in this chain got here. I made the post on my first contribution to PR, "Go Add it to the Mountain". For reasons unknown to me
it ended up in two places.

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Eat chilies and feel the burn!!

Chief, it must be that custom OS and IP address rotator of yours malfunctioning again ;)

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"...you guys are missing the genius of Turdgutson's idea. We should certainly not be shitting in the sink, but why not invent a Toilet Disposal? Your tampon, giant turd, or some hooker's hand won't flush? Just flip a switch!" - SamDamnit

Thanks Turd....I shall check all that out....helpful friends are so good to have. May all your poops be poops of joy.

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Eat chilies and feel the burn!!

Weird story, kinda disturbing. I don't name my poop.

Each poop is vastly different. It is one way of identifying them.

Chief, you might want to rent a conference room and sit down with all your alter egos. Just look for the one sweating profusely, and you'll have the culprit.

Conference room hell PD........I need a warehouse. I might as well fess-up and tell the whole truth. I not only name my turds, I file them away in mason jars with their names taped to the lids.

Come over some time and I will introduce you to little Alan, Andy, Abraham, Alphie,
Aaron...yada-yada-yada-yada...Zeke, Zeus,
Zackary, and Zoro. There are about 50,000 of them is the reason I adopted the name on the lid method of storage, they were hurt to the quick when I would forget a name.

I had a hell of a time bringing several of them through customs once, when returning from an overseas assignment, because they didn't have passports. I tried
bringing them as carry-on luggage once but the other passengers were pissed off
because of the amount of overhead storage my babes occupied.....No they weren't pissed off...they were actually shit on when, during some turbulence, several of the girls and boys fell to their untimely deaths. Sniffle..sniffle..sob...I still choke up when I think about it. They weren't just turds, they were my turds!

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Eat chilies and feel the burn!!

They must be getting older, like 13 or 14. Have most of them married each other yet?

Chocolate Shark,
Yo lips be "Frappin in the wind "

Oh really? I could have sworn that was your inbred leftovers from your placenta.

"Lay Down Sally" indeed. After reading this story and its subsequent replies I feel un-nervingly normal. I think I'll go lie down for a while. Not with Sally.

Sally would love you to lay down with her.

Hey, Dave (or a similarly-equipped moderator) - is it normal practice to allow writers who post lackluster stories to hurl insults at every reader who then comes along and posts a (predictably) negative response? I don't believe I've ever seen this kind of behavior condoned on here before. In fact, I've been the subject of a temporary ban or two for far less. What gives? This crackpot's going to make legitimate reviewers shy away from posting if he's allowed to keep it up.

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"...you guys are missing the genius of Turdgutson's idea. We should certainly not be shitting in the sink, but why not invent a Toilet Disposal? Your tampon, giant turd, or some hooker's hand won't flush? Just flip a switch!" - SamDamnit

Oh turd. You can't jump in the pool and then complain that you got wet.

I've already deleted a post or two on this thread, and that has seemed to substantially quell whatever flame fest was initially started by, oh look there, comments by CEP and turd turdgutson right at the top of the page. If CEP and the rest of the front page funky bunch can handle the heat, I'm sure you can.

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.....hugging bunnies since 1969
www.daphneszoo.com

Believe me, I can handle the heat. I relish a good confrontation. It was actually out of concern for the rest of the lot, namely the people who are actually trying to offer legitimate critiques and are coming under fire from the psychotic author whenever they happen to disagree with his overinflated image of himself.

As for me...I say BRING IT ON. You've been around long enough to know I don't back down, daphne. ;)

Sorry if my looking out for others was inappropriate.

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"...you guys are missing the genius of Turdgutson's idea. We should certainly not be shitting in the sink, but why not invent a Toilet Disposal? Your tampon, giant turd, or some hooker's hand won't flush? Just flip a switch!" - SamDamnit

Sorry if my looking out for others was inappropriate.

Ha! Oh God, turd, you have no shame.

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.....hugging bunnies since 1969
www.daphneszoo.com

Awww turdy, stop crying. I promise to go easy on you. Psycho author vs guy who can't write. Hmmmm tough choice.

Dave wouldn't put the story up if he felt it was crap. I will never say it is the best story but clearly he found it funny. That is why it went up.

Stop moaning because daphne just put you in your place.

Uh, daphne? Is that what you did? Last time I checked you and I were trading friendly jabs.

I think Shark is jealous because it lacks socal skills and we don't.

Is that what's wrong, Sharky-warky-who's-had-countless-comments-deleted-poo?

Awwwwwww....

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"You will spray oil when you fart. You will have diarrhea. You will be shitting constantly and you will lose control of your bowels." - Mr. Angry on alli

Oh, and incidentally, Shark, I think you're being far too liberal with your use of the term 'author.' You posted two lame, rambling, incoherent stories that wouldn't even make it into a high school newspaper, let alone be considered for any awards. I think the term that you're looking for is 'hack.' It fits you much better.

Don't even get me started on 'going easy.' You have no idea just how badly I could verbally emasculate you if I so chose.

However, I'm choosing to exercise a social skill the higher life forms on this rock have developed over centuries of evolution, one which evidently got bleached out of your gene pool:

Restraint.

You toad.

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"You will spray oil when you fart. You will have diarrhea. You will be shitting constantly and you will lose control of your bowels." - Mr. Angry on alli

You labeled me "author" you forgetful nitwit. I know it must be hard going through life lacking a rudimentary asset such as a brain but you will manage.

I'm sure you're right. After all, it appears you have (somewhat) managed thus far without one yourself, Chocolate Shark.

Yes, you're right, Chocolate Shark, at one time I DID label you an 'author.' Howevr, in retrospect, I was clearly being far too generous with my verbiage, given both the substandard quality of your scribblings, and the fact that you're a total douchebag.

Next time I will be more sparing with my...'praise.'

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"You will spray oil when you fart. You will have diarrhea. You will be shitting constantly and you will lose control of your bowels." - Mr. Angry on alli

You all need to take a cold shower.

The Caramel Carp.

I keep trying to end this, but Chocolate Shark seems to enjoy being humiliated so much that who am I to deny him?

The Pineapple Piranha

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"You will spray oil when you fart. You will have diarrhea. You will be shitting constantly and you will lose control of your bowels." - Mr. Angry on alli

prarie d.- don't let them forget Pantene shampoo with the cold shower.

The Marzipan Tuna

I am glad I just sat on the sidelines for this one.

The Strawberry Sturgeon
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The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.

Uhuh. Leave it to me to be the thundercunt. I see how it is.

The Bitchy Banana Barracuda

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.....hugging bunnies since 1969
www.daphneszoo.com

I want to change my user name. Should I be the Mocha Mackerel, the Caramel Cod,
or the Peppermint Pike??

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Eat chilies and feel the burn!!

For you? The Salty Stingray seems to fit. ;)

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"You will spray oil when you fart. You will have diarrhea. You will be shitting constantly and you will lose control of your bowels." - Mr. Angry on alli

fan of poop, have you registered? if not, do so, b/c then you can get points for all the comments you leave.
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I will never shit somewhere that only has that horrible, scratchy brand of toilet paper. That stuff sucks!

No comment. I just wanted to say a funny fish name.

Ass Bass.

i'm pretty sure fan of poop would get negative points.

Cockeyed Walleye
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i love poop.

Some people like his/her comments(I don't wish to be mean, but i can't understand why.)
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I will never shit somewhere that only has that horrible, scratchy brand of toilet paper. That stuff sucks!

You forgot your funny fish name, greenpoopertrooper. C'mon, join our clique.

Okay lemme think...Aha! I found this online, it's funny, and related to this site, but it doesn't rhyme : Brown Trout
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I will never shit somewhere that only has that horrible, scratchy brand of toilet paper. That stuff sucks!

Well, not so much when I think about it, but oh well...:b
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I will never shit somewhere that only has that horrible, scratchy brand of toilet paper. That stuff sucks!

Haha this is awesome. A new clique formed in tribute to me. It makes me emotional. Glad you loved my story so much you keep coming back :) These re-reads do much for the popularity of this evident masterpiece :)

You're right, Chocolate Shark - if you consider mockery a tribute, then consider yourself held in extra-high esteem!

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"...[the turd] smelled like a road-kill possum raised on a diet of carp, wrapped in dog shit, inside a burning tire with a bag of hair in the sewers of Calcutta." - C Everett Poop

i was just trying to be more like dodger.
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i love poop.

I don't think it's on this page, but someone made the comment about Vanilla Dolphin and Chocolate Shark running off together, and then I said their offspring would be like marble cake. I have a new fish name now, AD; Marble Whale. Maybe someone will register with that name. It would be a little disturbing.
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I will never shit somewhere that only has that horrible, scratchy brand of toilet paper. That stuff sucks!

So Vanilla Dolphin, you don't like Choclate Shark?
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I will never shit somewhere that only has that horrible, scratchy brand of toilet paper. That stuff sucks!

Ha! I figured out HTML! Thanks Dapne!!!
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I will never shit somewhere that only has that horrible, scratchy brand of toilet paper. That stuff sucks!

In case there was any confusion, greenpoopertrooper, I am NOT an alt of Chocolate Shark. The name is a parody of Chocolate Shark's username. And no, I have no love for douchebags.

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"...[the turd] smelled like a road-kill possum raised on a diet of carp, wrapped in dog shit, inside a burning tire with a bag of hair in the sewers of Calcutta." - C Everett Poop

I was just kidding VD. I read your profile, it was all in good fun.
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I will never shit somewhere that only has that horrible, scratchy brand of toilet paper. That stuff sucks!

OMG, I just realized what I made your name out to be, I seriously did not mean to call you that!
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I will never shit somewhere that only has that horrible, scratchy brand of toilet paper. That stuff sucks!

Any time anyone says "VD" I think of Frank Zappa Catholic Girls. Even though I've heard "VD" in thousands of other places.

CJM,please explain what you were thinking.I was thinking I called him a venereal disease
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I will never shit somewhere that only has that horrible, scratchy brand of toilet paper. That stuff sucks!

Oh! Okay. I thought there might beother meanings
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I will never shit somewhere that only has that horrible, scratchy brand of toilet paper. That stuff sucks!

Thank god you'll be going back to school soon, greenpoopertrooper.....

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"You will spray oil when you fart. You will have diarrhea. You will be shitting constantly and you will lose control of your bowels." - Mr. Angry on alli

Nope. A guy in the song says "Hey she gave me VD" and ever since, I think of that.

Thanks Wonderpance!

Addendum: My previous comment was directed at greenpoopertrooper. Seems this thread is starting to lose its sort order, as it did a few lines up, with ChiefThunderbutt's comments.

I think we've broken it.

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"...[the turd] smelled like a road-kill possum raised on a diet of carp, wrapped in dog shit, inside a burning tire with a bag of hair in the sewers of Calcutta." - C Everett Poop

It's not going to be very soon, I have to start later than the rest of the people
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I will never shit somewhere that only has that horrible, scratchy brand of toilet paper. That stuff sucks!

There's an interesting story behind it, but it's not poo related,so...
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I will never shit somewhere that only has that horrible, scratchy brand of toilet paper. That stuff sucks!

Haha do share.

I don't know if you're joking Chocolate Shark, and truth be told, you scare me...a lot.
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I will never shit somewhere that only has that horrible, scratchy brand of toilet paper. That stuff sucks!

I do detect sarcasm in your comment.
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I will never shit somewhere that only has that horrible, scratchy brand of toilet paper. That stuff sucks!

Aww here I am trying to have a laugh and be nice yet there you are scared to step out of your clique mode. Go on, I might be a shark but I only eat chocolate and unless you are a scat freak covered in it you are safe :)

Be warned, this is not a funny story, it is a sad one. Still want to hear, even if it won't give you a laugh?
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I will never shit somewhere that only has that horrible, scratchy brand of toilet paper. That stuff sucks!

Yes, I do want to hear it. I promise not to eat you.

Erm, okay, here goes. It was the beginning of 10th grade, and I was 15. I went to a club type thing with my friends. I met someone there, and to make a very long story short, he raped me, and got me pregnant. Abortion sickens me, and adoption is not an option for me, I have 2 brothers I've never met because of my mom, so I ended up giving him to my stepsister, who can't have kids, until I'm 18. The school won't let me come back until I've made up all the work I missed, which is bullshit, b/c the tutor they assigned me never shows up. The whole thing sucks. PS: A good note, the guy who did it is in jail, he was 19. But, luckily it's only a month or so later than everyone else, so I won't miss too much. :D
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I will never shit somewhere that only has that horrible, scratchy brand of toilet paper. That stuff sucks!

If that comment deserves a lame sticker, sorry, but he asked, and I didn't want to be rude. :D
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I will never shit somewhere that only has that horrible, scratchy brand of toilet paper. That stuff sucks!

Well I am not a he and for what it is worth, I know how it feels. Read into that what you want. I am truly sorry for you and proud you survived the ordeal enough to move on. Love my writing or hate it, underneath it all we are all vulnerable humans.

Oh my god, I'm sorry for that. People did that to me when I first came here, I can't believe I just did the same thing! I don't hate your writing, it's a bit different, but it's not bad. Some parts are really funny.:D
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I will never shit somewhere that only has that horrible, scratchy brand of toilet paper. That stuff sucks!

With this stroy, though, it (inexplicably)kind of struck a nerve, but it's an okay story.
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I will never shit somewhere that only has that horrible, scratchy brand of toilet paper. That stuff sucks!

I find the easiest way to cope with things is to move on and face them. I won't assume to give you advice but it takes more than a bunch of jumped up critics to get to me after what I have had to deal with. I have no need to roll out a life story but I couldn't give two fucks if 5000 of the clique ganged up on me because it will NEVER strike me the same way previous experiences have.

In fact, I will just write more and more and more and will not stop.

I have been a fan of this site for many years and seen people come and go. What remains the same is a new person is ganged up on and slowly they cross over to the dark side and side with the bullies. You didn't exactly do that but it was close enough.

I flat out refuse to. The mods can lame my comments all they want. The bias is there for all to see with at least two moderators known for that behavior.

Everett, turdgutson, ThunderButt, these guys will continue to troll and be allowed to get away with it because that little integer next to their name is greater than mine.

I am not bothered. Lame this comment too mods you might as well because you lame it all. And while you lame it, make sure you get all the other mods to lame it so this story gets uber more page views. Thanks!

Sorry for rant. Well done green for what you achieved offline dealing with your ordeal but don't let that change your opinion on me. The day the internet affects my emotions is the day I am like the pathetic bullies here and cease to use it.

I wouldn't blame you if you now run back to their side and criticize the story to death. You might as well before they turn on you.

I am too smart to let any of this cloud my judgment and they are too ruthless to let you get away with a moment of weakness. Shit world on here really but console yourself knowing this is a part of your life while it remains the focus on their life.

I'm not on anybody's side. I apologize if I said anything that would make me seem like the other people who say mean things. ( I know that makes me sound like a 4 yr old, but I can't think of any other way to word it) And I won't critize this story, and I won't bend to meet other people's standards, because doing that is what fucked up my life to begin with. Now I'm another statistic of teen pregnancy, and barely getting by in school. College is a big no for me now, and...ugh, I'm just going to cut this rant off right here.br>_______
I will never shit somewhere that only has that horrible, scratchy brand of toilet paper. That stuff sucks!

PS I do like this story. And the other story, he was me, i think it was called
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I will never shit somewhere that only has that horrible, scratchy brand of toilet paper. That stuff sucks!

It is nice you now like it. Maybe it grows on people. We are all statistics at the end of the day. Whether washed up Navy rejects, poop report alter egos, male, female, pregnant, celibate, virgin, raped, un-raped, we are all a statistic. Whether you let it get to you or not is entirely up to you.

None of these arrogant fucks here will help you. There are a number of decent members here but they are far outweighed by morons with no life. Morons who life to put others down because of their own insecurities. Basic psychology honey.

Home tutor, use the net, what do you want to be? Just be it. You can sit here for the next six years and before you know it you got a kid put to bed at 9pm while you waste away with nothing except a few n00bs to trash here.

It doesnt change the n00bs. For all the dozens of n00bs chased away from here, they all have one thing in common. They didn't **need** this site. Not one single bit. More should have been done to help them but it wasn't.

I won't be chased away and I will forever remain a n00b here. Fuck conforming to moronic worthless standards.

I know the people here I respect and that is what is important to me.

These comments will be torn apart and you know that as well as I do green. What comes of it? It is the internet. Shit happens.

Good luck but whatever you do don't be like some of these pricks and waste your life picking on people.

Thanks, CS. I know people will do what they do, but it's really not of their concern. There are many good people on this site, but there are also some who aren't so great, especially to new people. But, what happens, happens, and I've learned not to let it get to me anymore. :D
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I will never shit somewhere that only has that horrible, scratchy brand of toilet paper. That stuff sucks!

The problem will be when the trade off between being yourself and being one of them seems favorable to them.

I will never give a damn really. Guys like Everett, turd, ThunderButt and the couple of cunt moderators who are biased in their favor will not drive me away.

For all the crap they post and submit, once in a great while something decent is poster.

You are right, there are a number of nice people here and I know who they are.

If they're going to be pricks and be insulting, it will never be favorable to being them. If this is a mature, intellectual site, with mature, intellecutal people throughout it, there wouldn't be a problem. But there are, so there's really nothing to do. I'm not saying the site is bad, or immature, just some of the people are that are on it.
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I will never shit somewhere that only has that horrible, scratchy brand of toilet paper. That stuff sucks!

Ah well the intellectual people shall be treated as such and the idiots will be abused. A flame forum is a great idea.

Yes it is. It keeps most of the stupid comments out, and the good comments are where they belong. And it gives people a chance to express themselves in the only way they know how (oh look at me i memorized george carlins 7 deadly worlds and am using thm all in a sentence!!!) That's basically what most of them are.
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I will never shit somewhere that only has that horrible, scratchy brand of toilet paper. That stuff sucks!

If they banned all flaming on these comment pages, it would make the site less fair. There needs to be some ruling. Either allow everyone to flame or ban it here. Right now there is hypocrisy and daily contradictions. If you have a high integer, you are loved. If now, you are despised. Pathetic really. If Dave posts the next story I will send him over the next few days, a couple of people will get the message.

Maybe. I don't see why people care about how many times you've posted a story or comment, it really doesn't matter that much. If not at all. Is the story you have pending right now like Sally and He was Me?
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I will never shit somewhere that only has that horrible, scratchy brand of toilet paper. That stuff sucks!

'Cunt moderators' and 'Navy rejects,' huh, Chocolate Shark? And you wonder why people don't embrace you.

Buh bye.

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"...[the turd] smelled like a road-kill possum raised on a diet of carp, wrapped in dog shit, inside a burning tire with a bag of hair in the sewers of Calcutta." - C Everett Poop

GPT and CS, we are trying to go green here at PR. You need to cash in some bandwidth offsets.

I seem to think bandwith is some sort of computer thing, but I don't know what it is, or what the offset has to do with it, or to cash one in. Please enlighten me! PS: Has anyone read the Poop Culture book yet? I just saw it on a shelf in Barnes and Noble, so I bought it, but I have a million other books to read, so I haven't read it yet. For those of you that have, is it good?
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I will never shit somewhere that only has that horrible, scratchy brand of toilet paper. That stuff sucks!

Just being a wiseass GPT. I think in a recent poll, Barnes and Noble was voted one of the top places to take a dump. Did you?

Dear Chocolate Shark,

In one of your comments made yesterday you rolled CEP, me and several others into one entity along with the moderators. Where are you coming from?

I was the first one to post a comment on this thread and I was supportive of you! Yes..........I actually thought your story, strange as it was, had merit and was entertaining. How could I have been so wrong!

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The pernicious peppermint pike

PD, Barnes and Noble is okay, but the Target Pharmacy is the best, b/c no one ever goes there, except me, and it's always clean.
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I will never shit somewhere that only has that horrible, scratchy brand of toilet paper. That stuff sucks!

PD, seriously, what's a bandwith and what's a bandwith offset?
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I will never shit somewhere that only has that horrible, scratchy brand of toilet paper. That stuff sucks!

GPT, any chance you could be pursuaded to save the tech support questions and coming-of-age questions for the forums? This thread is getting bumped way too many times with OT stuff as it is.

Love,

Dolphy

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"...[the turd] smelled like a road-kill possum raised on a diet of carp, wrapped in dog shit, inside a burning tire with a bag of hair in the sewers of Calcutta." - C Everett Poop

Okay. I'll head over to the forums right now :D
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I will never shit somewhere that only has that horrible, scratchy brand of toilet paper. That stuff sucks!

Normally, I would take offense to being called a "cunt mod"...but I am abnormal, and find it kind of inspirational, especially since I'm a guy ( I think)...generalizations do alot of harm, Shark, and certainly do very little to win over new friends, which is what we, the majority of folks here, are about. I have tried desperately to just leave all this flame bullshit alone. CEP and TT both have had a comeuppance or two in their time here, and are who they are, but they do not represent the PR site as a whole. I leave 'em alone, and I'll leave you alone as well, enjoy your time here, and have fun, or waste your time here and be angry, I guess its up to you.
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The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.

Well said Bilge, now could you shut the fuck up you cunt mod.

oh yeah, I need to go back into my corner...I have a clique there that needs attending, as well as a Special ennui I'm getting ready to breed with one of Daphne's Whatnots.
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The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.

Sorry about the cunt mod thing. I don't really like the word (although you can look for it in my upcoming poem submission). How about we just shorten cunt mod to something less offensive like "cu-m" or something.

Just trying to be civil.

I don't mind it...call what you wish, at least you aren't ignoring me!!! Love ya buddy!!
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The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.

Hey, Bilgepump, can I join your clique? If you let me in, I'll let you join my clique, which is SO secret, NOBODY knows about it!

Wait...uh...oops...

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"...[the turd] smelled like a road-kill possum raised on a diet of carp, wrapped in dog shit, inside a burning tire with a bag of hair in the sewers of Calcutta." - C Everett Poop

Well, ok, but you have to disavow membership or knowledge, of any other clique, you can only hang out and speak to members of this clique, you are required to ridicule anyone outside of this clique....oh, and you have to wipe your ass with a cat, preferrably live, but I'm not real fussy on that.
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The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.

I am a Tennessean and proud of the fact that I once ate a road kill possum that had been raised on a diet of carp. I cooked it
over a fire fueled with old tires and dog shit. The fart I let later put to shame the sewers of Calcutta.

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Eat chilies and feel the burn!!