(Editor's note: this story was originally submitted as a comment on this discussion about peeing while pooing. Because, as a response to a comment about a Catholic school nun by a PoopReporter named Stephanie Anne, it was not relevant to the original topic -- and because it was interesting -- I'm posting it here so it can get wider attention.)
I, too, had an elderly (is there any other derivation?) nun who was my teacher. I had her for both my third and fourth grade years and, with her seniority (no pun intended!), again in eight and ninth grade when she moved up to teach them, too. So I had her for four years.
Like Sister Rose, Sister Josephine, was mean -- perhaps even brutal. Like Stephanie Anne, I suffered both in the classroom and the bathroom because of her wickedness. She lived in the convent adjacent to our school, which enrolled about seven hundred students. Because she lived there, she was the one who greeted us in the morning, each morning, even when we didn't want a greeting. In good or even marginal weather, she would be there to make us stay outside until the 7:45 AM bell rang.
I remember during my elementary years that I arrived at school at about seven in the morning -- my dad dropped me off on his way to work downtown. I would need to poop, and she wouldn't let me in. "Such things should be done at home" was her classic line!
At home?!? There were five of us kids sharing a single bathroom at home, and there wasn't time for me to sit down on the toilet and also to eat before my dad would start yelling that I was forcing him to go 75 to 80 MPH on the interstate just to make it to his office on time.
So there were times when I had to pee and or poop and was forced to wait outside for at least forty-five minutes before she admitted students -- which gave me just fifteen minutes before class. On some days the bathroom would be locked, and it would be closer to eight AM before she would unlock it. I remember on a couple of occasions having a little trickle in my underwear before being allowed to go in to sit and pee. If we were still on the stool at 7:55 when the warning bell came on, she would come in, bang on the doors, and order us to evacuate.
More than once, I was on the stool just about to let go of a crap when she would bang and then look in on me through the unlocked doors. None of the doors had locks, although you could see that they once did and that the locks had been professionally removed. When she would open the door and look at my friends and myself on the toilet, I got the impression she was listening for a tinkle or dropping noise in the bowl. Sometimes she would grab toilet paper, hand it to us, and say her other classic line: "Up and out!"
It still pisses me off to think she was able to see all of us with our uniform skirts down and harass us about having to take school time for such an activity. On a couple of occasions I was in tears and wanted to throw the door back at her, but I knew my parents would side with her.
Once my friend Misty was on the stool adjacent to where I was, and Sister Josephine forced her up so fast and furious that Misty didn't have an opportunity to flush. She was washing her hands at the sink when Sister Josephine ordered her to flush, in order, each of the sixteen stalls and pick up any stray toilet paper and so on. Misty was in tears -- it was mid-afternoon, so there were a lot of unflushed stalls and a lot of pickup that needed attention while Sister Josephine watched and waited.
When Sister Josephine died a few years ago -- at age ninety-three -- I remember seeing her obituary in both our local daily and parish paper. I didn't shed a tear. All three of my children go to public schools, and I think I've clearly articulated why!