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Sure Lock: A Video Poop Story

Posted 10.04.2007 by Sean (12)
Editor's note: Sean from AdBakery emailed me this video with the following note: "This did not happen to me, but it is true. And the best I've ever heard!"

I asked Sean for some more details. He said, "I'll check into what information I'm permitted to give; but I think it's going to be pretty limited. Obviously the girl was mortified by what happened. Making light of it on film didn't make things any better."

doniker (1536) -- 10.04.2007

That was real good.

Thunderbox (890) -- 10.04.2007

Yeah, funny video - but unconvincing quantity of product in the bag.

If that was one of my regular size pan-cloggers, she`d have been bent over double dragging the bag across the floor with both hands

C Everett Poop (672) -- 10.04.2007

Outstanding plot and conclusion. Better than most of the shit on my cable TV, Dumpster.

healthy 1 (1427) -- 10.04.2007

Very funny. Later that day: (Boyfriend's phone rings) (BF) Hello. (Girl) I ah, I I I had a little mishap when you left. (BF) I know, I found it. (Girl) I am sooo sorry, forgot all about it, until the door on your apartment closed. (BF) You're full of shit. .........

She might have gotten better results if she plunged the toilet with two hands instead of one. Better still, she could have stagged a wire hange from her BF's closet, and made a makeshift poo chopper.

All in all, a good story, and visual to boot. I give this one get an A++++ for originality. :-)

doniker (1536) -- 10.04.2007

Jesus healthy 1, this is just a fictional commercial. Don't over analyze it.

Sean (12) -- 10.04.2007

This is in fact a true story. We only adapted it into a commercial for the sake of the website. The guy never called her back.

Mary Queen of Scats (387) -- 10.04.2007

Ya'll like that one, check this one out :-)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpnzXjkbp-A

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Man who stand on toilet seat is high on pot.

DungDaddy (1386) -- 10.04.2007

Very good. I like the video form.

That doesn't mean I want to see Doniker's poop videos.

pnuttycorn (269) -- 10.04.2007

Excellent!

doniker (1536) -- 10.04.2007

You said it was "based on a true story".

Is every detail 100% exactly as it happened? I doubt it.

So when healthy 1 commented that she didn't try hard enough to plunge the toilet, I meant that we really don't know. That was my point.

Whatever.

Put Some Stank On It (2) -- 10.04.2007

Wait a second, Sean... If the guy never called her back then how does he even know what really happened?

Sean (12) -- 10.04.2007

"Stank On It" - I heard the story from her end. For all I know the guy doesn't have any idea what happened. What I know for sure is that he came home to a bag of poop and a note.

"Doniker"- you're right... we took liberty with smaller details like the one-handed plunge.

Chip Brown (201) -- 10.04.2007

Good premise, poor execution. Do women really shit like that? What's up with that little squeal and her legs pinned together? She looks like a pris and I bet she sucks in bed (not in a good way).

daphne (3695) -- 10.05.2007

I wonder how many urban myths have genuine beginnings, because this seems like one, doesn't it?

I watched this with headphones attached to my laptop. When the water began running, it was so real that I turned around and looked towards our upstairs bathroom to see if anyone was in it.


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.....hugging bunnies since 1969
www.daphneszoo.com

Frank2401 (190) -- 10.05.2007

I was at a party once and a similar event happened. A drunk woman tried to flush a beer can down the toilet after doing her business.

CC (not verified) -- 10.05.2007

That would be one hell of a Super Bowl ad.I wonder if I should have said Pooper Bowl instead?

Miss Simone Scat (570) -- 10.07.2007

Great ad! I know about these locks.
Producing waste since 1967

GottaGoGirl (2616) -- 10.08.2007

MSS, I know about them, too; my first poop report involved one!

The guy and the girl in the ad obviously liked each other very much. If it had been me, and I REALLY wanted to salvage the situation, I would have called in sick to work and camped out in front of that door.

When he got home, I would say, "I left behind(__________)(something convincing) this morning when I closed the door. But mostly, I just wanted to see you again!"

Kissing him soundly in the doorway would hopefully be enough of a distraction that I could get in the door first, swipe the poop package into my handbag quickly (to disposed of later)(the handbag probably along with it), and then continue the encounter.

It would be totally worth that little bit of trouble for the right guy!

The Shit Volcano (3740) -- 10.09.2007

This was one hilarious video! I still agree with Chip, though. What kind of a priss squeals when she poops and then plunges with the tips of her fingers?

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What if everyone farted at once?

healthy 1 (1427) -- 10.09.2007

Shhhh TSV, The mods got pissed off when I mentioned that point.

Again, a very funny story, but the girl in the clip was a fecophobe if their ever was one.

dooboy (3) -- 10.26.2007

very funny. thats what happens these days...
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OW I fell off my bike and hurt my weenis! It's BLEEDING!

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