Shitman, you are truly an asshole. If I ever caught you doing any of that shit, it would be over for you. Good riddance.

Somehow I don't quite believe he's really "done." What sick, twisted FREAK!

This is sad. It really made me feel bad for this obviously disturbed guy. It was like looking through a window of the mind of a very dysfunctional human.

I do however have to wonder how sincere this letter is. I was not around yet when the shitman was on PR. Maybe some of the "old timers" can chime in on this one.

I do hope he gets real help.

i thought i was the only one who'd ever smeared a wall. 7th grade, did that four times, got caught and expelled from school then put in the funny farm for a week. Havent done it since

(To Janitors at Collins Middle School in Salem Massachusetts, sorry.)

_In Dave's book he writes- "I Have Friends with funny names: Di Uhreea, Poopergal, Pill Pooper, Logjam, the Dumpster... C.Everett Poop, among others." "I even have enemies with such names as The Holy Shitter, Super Bowel, and the Shitman." Beware this guy! Don't believe it.______

Dave, What is your official word on this?
Producing waste since 1967

Dave put the letter up there, I think he wants us all to weigh in on it...Shitman was before my time, and while I've read some of his entries, I'll with hold comment.

Shit does tend to attract a certain number of annoying pests.

What a sick mofo...he is probably into Cleveland Steamers.

For the comment flushers here at PR...I would be very careful of anonymous posts regarding this entry...probably wiser just to not use them at all. Just my opinion, for what it smells...

Hail to the Chief, everyone!

It seems GWB's conscience has gotten the best of him and this is his attempt at redemption.

Yeah, I know...but the shitman can't help it that he smears his poo all over the place, either.

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No no, honey. Kitties don't sit on the potty.

No. No. I see him more as a Dirty Sanchez kind of guy. With the smearing and all.

Anal About Poop:

Friend, you must be uninformed as to what a Cleveland Steamer is. Allow me to educate you and other readers what it is.

"Cleveland steamer (From Wikipedia),

The Cleveland steamer is a form of coprophilia, where a man or a woman defecates on a partner's chest. There is also alternative method where a man or a woman defecates on a partner's chest then spreads the feces around with his or her buttocks in a sexual nature."

So you see, like the Dirty Sanchez, smearing is involved as well with the Cleveland Steamer.

Another interesting tidbit of trivia in the Wikipedia article I cited from is:

"There is evidence to suggest Adolf Hitler had a sexual predilection to coprophilia and performed a Cleveland steamer on Eva Braun. This issue was also discussed in the novel, The Castle In the Forest."

So it appears this deviant act is associated with abnormal persons.

If this is true, let's hope that TS gets the help he needs or can, at least, learn a more appropriate outlet for his anxieties.

If this is false, then it's just a sad waste of TS' and the community's time.
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Yo quiero Taco Bell.

I thought The Cleveland Steamers were an expansion team in The WNBA.This guy is a turd terrorist.He needs help.I hope he gets it soon.

the_shitman was also before my time: I'm in no position to comment from a historical perspective, but clearly there's some discordant PR history involved here. Dave posted this, so his intent seems clear...whadaya say, oldtimers?
As an impartial observer I'd say the pathology at work here (the depth of it, at least) is summed up in paragraph 2. Beyond that...nothing more from Fudge.
To "Harry": you close with a Thank You to PR. Does this imply that some part of your interaction with PR proved useful to you in some way?

Frankensteina,
Yeah you're right I am not schooled in the art of smearing shit on myself or others, or how it brings sexual gratification. I am also happily ignorant of how necrophilia would feel.

AAP: I've been an avid reader of this site for years, though I've never registered or constributed to this fantastic site in any way. That being said, I'm not into shit sex in anyway, but learned about the horrid Cleveland Steamer act on this site.

Furthermore, if memory serves me right, The Shitman once defaced this site with vile scat pics.

This Poop Report has left a bad taste in my mouth. Eww, I just realized that sounds really gross. It's hard to joke about this person and his acts of turd terrorism. Can we go back to funny/informative? This is like peering into the dark hole of the human psyche. It's giving me chills.

Hmmmm if this is all true, this man is a menace to society. This man is a true Turd Terroist and he must be stopped. How? Couldnt even begin to tell you how something could help him. BUT hopefully maybe someday he will reform his fecal ways. I doubt it but we can always hope for the best.
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The Thunderous Crapper 63 Enjoying home toilet advantage since 2004!

AAP, most anything that can be enjoyable can also be traumatizing. Poop and pooping is no different.
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Yo quiero Taco Bell.

Over the years, Dave-O has been hounded by certain shitstains--among them The_Shitman, The Holy Shitter, Super Bowel and Dr. James. As a group, they've done everything from blanketing the Forums with their obsessive and/or crude, harrassing crap to posting profanity and scat pics to hacking and bringing down the site. (Good thing, Dave-O had everything backed-up!)

I've been around long enough to have experienced the antics of all four of these, particularly The Holy Shitter, who had personal vendettas against myself and Dave-O.

All of them wanted attention and lots of it--and not the good kind of attention. They wanted to disrupt, provoke and vilify. If I never see another syllable from any of them, it will be too soon.

Pulling My Pants Down For Peace, Plop and Posterity!

Well hell, it sounds like the_shitter is a particularly sick person.

If instead of smearing poop and committing Turd Terror all over the place (signs on any level of severe disturbia), this guy was vomiting uncontrollably at exposure to some particular stimuli or had Tourette's or some other condition that (although on some level is controllably) in essence or in general is involuntary, would we be condemning him as a criminal? Or would we be pitying him for his illness and having celebrities put the hue and cry for donations to the_shitter Foundation for Turd Terrorists Who Were Sexually Abused by Their Priest?

Although it seems on the outside to be voluntary decision making, if some trauma does exist in the_shitter's history, deep within his psyche, there's no way for him to ever truly control or overcome the compulsion. (Except through enduring will, which few if any young males actually have). The poor guy's sick.

Me personally? I think all Turd Terrorists, voluntary or not, psycho-defective or clear thinking, should be put in a construction zone port-a-potty in Tucson, mid-July and then tipped over. So screw that guy!
the Pirate Master Rot Bottom.

We could have a big rock concert to raise money to wipe out turd terrorism.Carlos Santana could ask us to Change Our Fecal ways.ELO could sing Fecal Woman.The surviving Doors could play Outhouse Blues.The Stones could play I Can't Get No Toilet Paper or Hey You Get Off Of My Toilet.Bruce Springsteen can bring a new meaning to Born to Run.Dave can be the MC.William Hung can change his name to William Dung.It can be televised all over the world in HD,High Defication.

Thanks for some perspective, Wiper. For YOU to say that "never...will be too soon" speaks volumes to me. The fact that none of the other oldtimers sre rushing to weigh in also says a lot - this is clearly a (happily) closed chapter from PR's "Wild West" days. Kudos to Dave for even posting the letter.
AAP: Deja's right - informative won't always be pleasant. Just force yourself to watch a day's worth of the world news for confirmation of that fact. No wonder some of the news readers occasionally seem glib or detatched.

Oh my fucking god. You need some SERIOUS help dude.

-TB

Do any of you have a Psychology background, cuz I've been wondering about something. Aside from naming himself the_shitman, this dude is very formal when it comes to talking about poop. No shit, crap, doodie, or mud pies for him. It's fecal this, feces that, waste, etc. Why can't he just call a turd a turd? Believe it or not, that's one of the things about him that annoys me the most.

This sounds like the M.O. of a New York copycat known as "The Mad Shatter." In several upstate McDonalds he would paint the stall walls and ceilings, then adorn the freshly laid mud with strips of crappaper.

No psych background here, Dodger. But t_s claims his "tendencies" started in grade school, so might we not be dealing with very early family issues here (traumatic toilet training, passive aggression...)? Who the hell knows? I'm sure a trained psychotherapist would have a blast with our man "Harry".

TBW, maybe The_Shitman is thinking of trying to become the next Jackson Pollock, and he needs to clear his conscience?

Then again, maybe not. But note that he is now a registered member of the main page. You heard it here first, folks.

Definite cause for pause, Dumpster...but PR is a different functional entity now than in its earlier form: the mighty flushers guard the gates.

Wow Im new here, and all I can say is WTF?

That's so disgusting,The Shitman needs some serious help.

Ok now Im really ticked.

Shitman did you ever stop to think mabye a small child would use the door handle you smeared? What a creep. Do you know fecal matter on door handles and sinks can spread E Coli. I hope no one ever got sick because of you. DId you ever think of who you were hurting? You need to be locked up.

Harry: don't exercise yourself trying to apply rational thought processes to this whole situation - your head will explode.

If you read more than the first three paragraphs, you must have in someway enjoyed this assholes story. I didn't finish the third paragraph because this guy must get-off on the thought of disturbing normal people with his disgusting drivel.

This butt-wipe should be locked up and made to eat his own shit if his story is true.

I read the whole story because it was sad, not because I'm an asshole who got off on it.

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.....hugging bunnies since 1969
www.daphneszoo.com

I'll admit that, on occasion, I find walking into the aftermath of turd terrorism funny. It's sort of a Beavis & Butt-head sense of humor - to quote Beavis, while stuck inside a tipped outhouse, "Whoa, heheh, look, turds. Cool." But at the same time, I understand how dangerous health-wise it can be, and how disgusting a clean-up job it is.

The_Shitman, if you're being honest, go get some professional help. Yes, you've got a problem. With help and perserverance, you can overcome and move forward. If you're NOT being honest, are you just toying with us for fun again? If so, I hope someone makes you get help.

I'm not in the category of "he's just poor and misunderstood, we should pity him and care about him", but neither do I believe he is a sick, perverted man who should be hated and locked up. There's a middle ground here. This guy could, with the right help and some personal desire, change. Here's hoping he does exactly that, either of his own will or after seeing the true horrors of the aftermath of one of his attacks. Barring that, I hope someone somehow forces him to get help.

The_Shitman, if all of the above fails - if you're still enjoying this, do not want help, and refuse to let others help you... then and only then will I call you truly sick, and hope you are locked up.

This story is bullshit. Just someone trying to get attention!!!!

Perhaps t_sm doesn't actually mean what he's written. However, I would expect that Dave wouldn't post something like this unless it struck a chord with him. I don't doubt what some of the other board members have had to say about t_sm.
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Yo quiero Taco Bell.

For you all who don't know The Shitman...a huge amount of stuff he posted has been deleted, but you may take the word of TBW and the rest of the elderstatesperson, he existed, and is/was disgusting.

That is gross. There was someone at work who left his poop in the toilet and did not flush, I wonder if that is the same type of "brain damage" behavior. I feel sorry for the guy because it seems that the bully really messed up his mind. But I do not find his behavior acceptable. He should get help from a Psychiatrist and not an internet forum.

It's kind of sad that parts of PR's history have been flushed, even if that history was heinous. It would be nice to have access to those archives. Not to make too grand a comparison here, but it's kind of like the sick feeling I get when I think of what was lost when the Royal Library of Alexandria was burned. (How 'bout that, Dave: I bet you never thought you'd hear PR's archives and the ancient world's largest library mentioned in the same context, eh?)

u are sick but i respect u. u realized u were not funny and indeed had a crazy fetish/problem i hope everyone forives this man for he knows he has doen wrong... i forgive u and i would love u to stay at poopreport because all of us at poopreport i think of us as a family
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i have met many people that talk like asses i have not however met many asses that talk like people

A non-retarded/severely mentally disabled adult smearing feces on a regular basis is a whole different kind of crazy.

I couldn't find a single case of an America adult of normal intelligence who regularly engaged in fecal smearing. There have got to be other cases somewhere that I am missing, but this is extremely rare.

Rare enough for me to question the validity of the recounting of events and the subsequent apology.

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Hello. I'm Johnny Splash.

Ladies and Gentlemen, O Ring is IN THE HOUSE!

I bid you welcome. You'll fit right in, here.

O Ring: I hate to burst your bubble, but I would not be surprised if "fecal play" is more prevalent than you might think. Note that I'm not talking about Turd Terrorism here. I have no data (or personal experience) to back up my feeling: just the thought that what goes on behind the closed doors of seemingly "normal", "intelligent" people can frequently blow your mind. Just think about a coffee table with a thick, clear glass top and use your imagination...

Poo-play as a sexual kink is pretty common. People play with pee, poo, blood, spit, vomit, electricity, pain, and sounding.

I was referring to the Turd Terrorism aspects of Shitman's actions.

The difference between the kink or fetish crowd and Shitman is pretty simple. The sexual poo enthusiasts are consenting adults playing with poo together. Shitman is forcing his feces on non-consenting innocents.

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Hello. I'm Johnny Splash.

Oh, to NOT have read that. Ever. I just didn't want to know.

Ah, well. Too late.

Agreed, O Ring. You made your point clearly in your first post: the dividing line is (fairly) clearly drawn. I guess I was just wondering if maybe, sometimes, there might be some "leakage" of the fetish into the outside world. Some participants in private "poo play" may feel less compelled than others to keep their fetish under wraps, so to speak.

BTW, O Ring: please define "sounding" as it relates to sex play, could you? I haven't heard the word used in this context before.

While logging on to PR a few times on Sunday nights, I came across several threads of bizarre comments that didn't make much sense. A lot of them were very dark- filled with threats. The next morning the posts had been deleted. Was this the Shitman? (these posts were not that long ago and happened twice I think since I became a member). The shitman was before my time too -the point is I think he is very dangerous.

Eh. Could be. Don't worry too much about it.

The system is set up where new users have to be moderated for a period of time before they are allowed to post un-moderated.

If someone hangs out a while, behaving themselves, they MAY be able to become un-moderated, but then if they go berzerk, they are simply deleted and booted off.

Vapor.

G3's right, Frank: the flushers are vigilant, but even they have to sleep sometime. No doubt, many such posts occur thanks to the efforts of proto-humans who've typed "poop" into Google, and found PR. Others may be as you intimated: return visitors with a darker vision.

Thanks GGG and Fudgepump, those posts really were "dark". The thing about it was there were so many, dozens - seemed like the person was trying to go through every thread (berzerk). I just hate turd terrorism, I've had to clean up after these people at some old jobs years ago.

yuck! this guy needs professional help!

Oddly enough, the thing that caught my attention initially was the fact that he attended Chemeketa CC in Salem, as I have also attended that school. Granted,my term there was limited to a year. In my limited time there, I hadn't heard anything regarding anything regarding Turd Terrorism, but that's not saying a whole lot.

I don't think there's any doubt as to whether or not t_sm needs professional help. Let's just hope he finds it before someone gets ill from his antics.