This was hysterical. Did the coach
mention the poop

I have my doubts about the part where Doby "pooped all over Butch". When I drop a log, gravity pretty much takes over and it drops in a direct line downward. How did Doby manage to position his ass over Butch in the shower? Was there a stepladder in the shower? Did Butch not notice Doby climbing the ladder and positioning his bunghole overhead?

I believe there was some kind of conflict and retaliation but crapping on someone in a shower is pretty far fetched in the mind of this reporter (and physics major).

This could be from a sequel to 'Van Wilder,' or one of those teen movies like 'American Pie.' Or maybe even 'Porky's.'

Don't be surprised if some scriptwriter surfing around picks it up!

I didn't read the story but did anyone read the NY Times today and see the piece on "Chasing the Perfect Taco Up the California Coast" by Cindy Price. A m/f couple on a roadtrip to find the perfect taco stopping at dozens of different obscure taco stands. It left a lot of questions begging for answers like what did the car smell like? How many times a day did you move your bowels? Any bathroom emergencies? etc.

Why don't one of you poopreporters give her a call and follow up for us interested lurkers?

CEP, possibly the kid was thinking he had to fart, but instead he had some LiquiShit and just pushed hard enough to turn it into a shit spray....maybe, it's still funny.

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Gaseous G. WTF does that comment have to do with anything? Have you lost your mind?

A funny tale, we had a gym teacher like that at school - a Wing Commander in the RAF.

Sounds like Doby maybe backed his butt into Butch`s crotch and let rip, that would have done it.

Someone good at "squeeze 'em out" will beat a good "lace 'em upper" every time. Nice story.

_Good tale Tony Bandio, Sounds like the Dobster inadvertently cut loose with a "Projectile Shart", In laymens terms that equals a wet mixture of burning bung batter expelled violently from the anus along with the proper pooportion of noxious ass gasses. Good for the Dobster! ( I also went to a lace em up)______
"show that turd who's boss"

this story reminds me of a tale my father told me many times about an experience he had in swimming class back in the 1950's.
Their was this dorky kid that the class bully always picked on. The bully always threatened that during swim class he was going to push the dork under water and shove his dick in the dorks mouth.
One day the bully brought a hotdog to school, and during swim class he got the dork under water and managed to shove the hotdog in his mouth.

Minutes later the dork freaked and grabbed the bully by the nuts as hard as he could and wouldn't let go.
The gym teacher had to deck the dork to make him release his grip.

Can't prove that it's true...my old man claims it happened. I always kid him and ask "were you this dork?"

Anyone who has had that last second fight trying to remove his pants before shitting himself knows that shit can travel horizontally (and sometimes even vertically, in the opposite direction that gravity would normally dictate). Good story.

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Just saw this. Funny as hell, check it out.
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funny tale doniker. And i believe it.
Dork revenge is often very painful.

Probably because they get pushed and pushed and when they retaliate, they basically freak out.

Nine Inch - these guys were already nekkid.

I think Doby intentionally launched the shit. Think about it. A simple fart would probably result in a good beating anyway, he had to make it worth it. Plus, he had altitude. Being taller, his possible target zone was wider vertically and it would be easier to get more poop on Butch.

I think its perfectly possible.

The Office one of my favorite shows. One scene in particular comes to mind. Dwight is pumping himself up for a raise. You see him in the stairwell of the office building, walking back and forth and yelling all the reasons why he deserves a raise; and all the while this boombox next to him is blaring some 90's hairband song. It's quite surreal. We all had "Dwight"s in our lives, didn't we?

And, I hate what soccer has done to sports in our society. I think soccer is amazing, and I even stand to watch it from time to time.

Rant time.....
But dammit, SUV, minivan-driving, sportsdrink-toting, 100,000 a year, urbanites who think everyone should win need to get off the field and take their poor kids with them. Sports is sports, and it's OK if you suck at them. There are other things to do, and no one should make you feel like you're less of a child if you don't want to play. Not all kids are good at sports, and they shouldn't be taught that they get to play and win anyways. If it wasn't important, we'd never keep score.

Maybe all these vicarious, freakish parents need to get themselves on the field and leave their children alone.

I really liked this story. All the way around.
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Gooood, daphneee - glad you got that off your chest. As it were. Now what do you think about getting back to work.....

No way man! No way! nast-e!

Mmmmm....maybe you guys haven`t seen the original British version of the Office. Guess that comment made no sense.

....pant pant pant.....I'm good. We just discussed that in the forums, sports and stuff. I just like to see kids happy and learning about life at the same time. We must let them fall every once in awhile.

I am back on track, writing a BM article and one for our local newspaper. Thank you.

What was the original version like? Can I catch in on BBC America?
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Daphne, I completely agree with you, but I feel it necessary to ask after such a rant..."Do you need a hug, it always makes me feel better?"

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CEP: My apologies. Sorry I was off topic and distracted you from the nude teen age boys wrestling in the shower.

Daphne,
im with you. These pre menopausal, cell phone addicted, brain dead, Explorer driving (the only thing theyre exloring is pushing 300 pounds), are imasculating their sons with the agenda of feminizing america.

Doby only wanted to fart. To shit intentionally would result in a beating, and no way he wanted that.

Daphne, do you have email? Id love to trade red neck rants with you.

Be forewarned that I'm a granola!
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if the kid was that tall he could totally poo on someone. rather unrelated, my highschool gym class loss use of real hockey stick for floor hockey after an unfortunate incident when one student managed to open another's scalp in a moment of anger. but yeah that everyone wins thing is bullshit. it just desensitizes all the people my age and younger. why try if we all win?

I think it's the concept that we have a bunch of spoiled kids running around because their parents can't stand for them not to get what they want and for someone else's kid to get it.

Sometimes, we don't want it so badly, but we don't want anyone ELSE to have it. So Jerry Springer.

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Fortounatly I was raised to try a multitude of things. My parent's told me not to expect to win at everything, but to try and have fun, if it didn't work out then I'd get the chance to try something else. It worked out real well with swimteam and debate leading the way.

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The Office, fantastic. I keep the first two seasons on my IPoo'd and sometimes I watch it on the can. My favorite Dwight moment (there's so many!) is when Jim is listing some of the pranks he's pulled on "Mr. Poop". Adding quarters to his phone slowly and then one day taking them all out to make Dwight hit himself in the face.... moving his desk one inch closer to the water cooler every time he went to the water cooler so that by the end of the day he was 10 feet closer... etc.
Good story, seemed very Wonder Years-esque, until the end. I think the description of the nerd was a little over-done, and the action was not quite descriptive enough. Reverse the amount of time spent on each section and it would be perfect.
"Chasing the Perfect Taco Up the California Coast" sounds like the next Girls Gone Wild video.

Poopaloopas, I think it was nickels, wasn't it, that Jim put in Dwight's phone? I loved that episode, too.

The women's libber in me (albeit a drunken version) really hates Pam's boyfriend and wants her to desparately dump his ass for Jim.

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This sounds like it could be the opening scene for a "Revenge of the Nerds" prequel. Good story, Tony B.
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I have a book published. The title...it's "Brown Spots on the Walls".

Wow, Daphne.

Let me get this straight. You hate Soccer Moms, SUV driving Skanks, and poop like a sailor.

Im in love.