And this is supposed to be amusing because...?

Wow, that was really... wow. OK.

There is a thread going over in the Forums about "Shitting in the Urinal," which has a lot of interesting commentary on this subject. I know you were just 10 (same age as Little Dumpster), but why didn't you just use the trash can, man?

how did you make that "cents" symbol in "cocksucker?

I don't have that I my keyboard...wow!!

I knew somebody who had to shit in a urinal because the crapper was being used.It was in a bar after a softball game.Another ballplayer was not going to finish his dump before the other guy would crap his pants.He used the urinal but cleaned up eveything except one small turd.

At ten years old crapping in a urinal to avoid a messier event in the pants shows a level of maturity and problem solving skills most parents should reward. Good work, hope you enjoyed Friendlys.

Crapping in urinals is fairly common turd terrorism on Navy ships. It seems to always occur in the middle of the night when you know that the guy who has head cleaning duty is a real asshole.

So... he was, like, ten and now he's, like, 12?

I'm surprised this made front page.

Agreed, FP.

I woulda used the trash can or sink myself.

But the dude had no right to get p/o'd at you, b/c he was taking up the stall. What was you supposed to do?

This was like totally awesome! It is nice to see our youth getting interested in pooping and writing. Good job, little feller.

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The urinals in my college dorm were the strangest I had ever seen - they were floor mounted, like a toilet, had a drain like a toilet bowl, and looked like a regular toilet that wasn't bowl-shaped but shaped like a, well, I can't describe it - like a scaled up version of the tubes women use to stand and pee.

You could poop in those (hovering of course) with no ill effects at all.

Everyone needs a great dad like that. Did you ever ask your day if he had any good poop stories?? ...when ya gotta go....ya gotta go!! Poop Shooter

Electric, I think I know the ones you're speakin of. They have them at Luray Caverns, VA. Ill see if i can find a pic.

poor kid only ten years old i woulda beat the guys ass who was in the stall and said GET OUT SOONER AND I WOULDN TOF RUINED THE URINAL great reporting
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