You are a brave man to drop trou in a HD bathroom. I won't even piss in the one near my house. All the illegals lined up outside use it as their personal dumping grounds.

That`s impressive SC - being disgusted by the stench of your own filth. Had you been eating some raw roadkill or something?

Where is the rest of the story?

What happened next?

Who left there stall first?

Did you end up facing the other guy?

Did you talk?

Thats what I want to know.

SC- Men take such pride in their smells.....nice to see a story that verifies that.
Producing waste since 1967

Doniker, the rest of the story is this: Cable went home and drank himself into a gin-stupor. The toddler eventually died of lung and nose cancer. His dad became a missionary who only works in the deepest parts of Africa where there are no public toilets. The other pooper continued his diet of broccoli and raw bacon. He is called Al Gore. And blah blah blah.

It just wasn't worth mentioning.

Took the words right out of my mouth...er...off of my fingers..doniker.

Do tell SC!

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Confucius say, man who fart in church sit in own pew.

This story reminded me of another funny Poop Report.The Poop Reporter and three fellow poopers were having a fatal four way and people were gagging including a boy who had the smell over take him and he turned away from the urinal and pissed on father's leg.

You should have took the browns to the superbowl in one of the display toilets in the plumbing section.

What is it with Home Depot? I would think that, since they sell crappers and remodeling services, that they would want to display wares in a venue that makes since. Instead, they go for that retro look that reminds me of the men's room at a gas station built back in the 1950's and owned and operated by some inbred mountain dweller.

Seriously, that's why I take my business to the Big Blue Competition: cleaner facilities and bigger selection.

That, and the offense that I take at the $200+ million dollar severance package for the former CEO of HD. It's as if my HD dollars are his personal asswipe.
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Yo quiero Taco Bell.

That was a challenge for sure. Obviously NOT the best conditions for a dump but damn WHAT RESULTS huh? Its amazing the rise in toxicity when two major dumps come together. I was very impressed you even forced an evacuation.
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The Thunderous Crapper 63 Enjoying home toilet advantage since 2004!

I swear that I've read this story before, or one like it, in the near past. Poor kid.

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There must be somethng primal about those stores. something about working with your hands. Because every time I've gone to the bathroom in that store, it smells foul beyond words. And I'm taliking about the women's bathroom.

pnuttycorn made my day. Taliking. I love to make up new words. MSS knows what I'm talking about. (the pam) Also, MSS made up a word for people, "starnge". I know shut up Frank, your a stupid boy...

What you're describing, Cable, is a binary poison. A weapon so insidious that you and your anonymous co-conspirator were lucky to leave that fetid bog ALIVE! Either component in a binary agent, while possibly able to cause minor distress, is relatively innocuous in and of itself. When combined, the product is a hideous toxin far greater than the sum of its parts. That poor, poor child will probably never be the same...
Some benefit MAY have come from this conflagration: the bathroom in question is probably now totally sterile.

I think that's great SC - I should have been laughing so much when the man yelled I'd have been oblivious to the smell!!

This reminds me of a pal of mine who had to 'evacuate' in the toilet adjacent to a waiting room. Whilst in there, he noticed that some maintenance work was ongoing. Anyway, he shat, and produced a truly evil odour. He then returned to the waiting room, closing the door quickly behind him. Sure enough, a couple of moments later, a little man in overalls, carrying a toolbox, appeared, whistling. The man opened the door, walked two paces into the toilet, shouted 'fucking hell!!!', and scurried off.

It just occurred to me that when one combines bleach and ammonia, it's almost a form of mustard gas. Binary chemical agent indeed, Hamster. Good call.

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That's too technical for me Daphne, but I'm sure you're right. I've just got a very visual soh, and I can so imagine that little man whistling his way into the toilet, exclaiming, and shooting out again. I can almost see the mixture of disgust and nausea on his face!!

Frank2401, You asked me before about what color "starnge" people are. I would have to say its that colour that hollywood B, C and D listers get when they come out of tanning places.
Producing waste since 1967

I can confirm the the local HD shitter is also a toxic waste site. I deperately needed to nurse the baby and thought I could hide from prying eyes in the ladies room. NOT. The store is still new and it's already lost that new store smell b/c the shitter has never been cleaned! Nasty! I chose to leave and just nurse the baby right on the benches out front. Some woman asked me if I'd be more comfortable nursing the baby in the restroom. I asked her if she was comfortable drinking a milkshake in the Mc'D's shitter?

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Rock-n-roll! Poopy-poo!

It can't be strictly an HD thing, because the one around here has a very nice restroom. Someone has taken it upon themselves to use all sorts of products from the store to spiff up the Ladies'. It's beautiful in there!

Don't even get me started about a stranger telling you to feed your baby in a toilet. Bravo to you for telling her off!

Daphne, dear...please. Credit where credit is due, no? (not to sound thin-skinned here or anything, but...)

funny thing about this story...as i finished reading, one of my cubical neighbors dropped a big stink bomb...it was just fitting...hee hee

So pooologist - we now know that you take your laptop in with you, rather than a book!!??

Hammy, Here in America "cubicals" are where we do desk work.( little "cube-like areas) Not like the word is used in UK for the stalls in the WC. So this is even funnier because pooologist's neighbor was in an adjoining little cube. Out in a larger area.
Producing waste since 1967

Sorry pooologist!! Our cultural and linguistic differences again!! MSS does her best to keep me straight, but it's a thankless task!!!

Hammy, It is my pleasure to keep you on task with our mangling of the English language.
Producing waste since 1967

Thank you, MSS! But I think we over here are just as good at mangling it, so I can't let you take all the blame over there!!