Really... the truth is nothing happens. when we do go together, it is just to primp, or pee (mostly uneventful)... usually if we have to take a shit, it just so happens that we are alone, or wait until we are alone...and more than likely don't feel the need to share it with everyone. :shrug: But that doesn't mean I don't find the poop stories hilarious, I just leave it up to the guys most of the time...

Dave told us you'd say that.

Dave, partrnering up to go to the "powder room" is only to pee, never poo. It's an unwritten rule. If you're using the buddy system and you decidedly drop wolf bait in the company of your female friend, you can be automatically disqualified by your friend from buddying anymore. No primping female wants to be witness (visual, aural or olfactory) to the shit you've just taken. The Girl Code simply prohibits such types of action.

i've had some experience with this. i'm a janitor at a local high school and i have a hidden camera above the stalls (haven't been caught yet hehe) - girls usually check each other out and fix themselves up together - the only time i've ever seen someone take a shit is by themselves (they even stop in mid-shit if someone walks in)

still makes good material to beat off to though

Ewwwww, Janitor.

I've reflected upon my postings and realized that they include complaints about some gross phenomenon, dry descriptions about some toilet-related phenomenon, or gneral questions aimed at soothing my bland sense of curiosity. I need to share more fun stories about female-female bathroom events. But then again, I might be predisposed to being dull in the bathroom by virtue of being a woman. Maybe that is why I like to be in and out as fast as I can. Like "Sue", I avoid pairing up so that I don't have to get an earful of insecurity. In my experience, Sue is right. All those head games that are played with men are played out with women, too ... especially in bar bathrooms. I am actually convinced that women sense my inability to expouse insecurities with strangers and pseudo-friends, so they take advantage of it and corner me in the bathroom to vomit their self-ideals onto me. All the while I pretend to listen and think about my beer losing carbonation and my guy friends having a fun light-hearted time on the otherside of the door.

There have been some fantastic female PR postings. For instance, AB has posted some pretty funny stuff. But I also wonder why PR females rarely post about female-female toilet interactions. Maybe it's too dry and pitiful at times. Maybe because there really isn't much to say.

Or, because of the conspiracy. I'm telling you.

I confronted my girlfriend on this subject. He answer was simply . . . ."Girls Don't Poop!" . . . . ..good lord . . . . .help us all.

Oh By the way . . ..I saw National lampoons Van Wilder Last night . .It was great. The Poop seen was hilarious. . ..simply a must see by all poop report fans.

If you really want to have an interesting girl-girl bathroom experience that doesn't involve peeing or primping you have to go to a gay bar. It has happened to me three times now that I've been happily making some bladder room only to realize that there are two women in the adjacent stall having a quickie. The part that gets me is knowing thet they are actually having sex doesn't make me any more willing to take a crap next to them. Like they're paying any attention to me!

I don't do the girl-girl bathroom thing. Not intentionally anyway. I don't primp and I certainly don't need a buddy to pee, although it is helpful to have someone around in a public bathroom in case there is no TP. In my experiences sharing bathrooms with other girls unintentionally, females don't usually discuss their poop. Some people I've pooped with have done funny things, like rip a huge fart, but they generally keep quiet about it. The general rule among females seems to be: While you poop, keep quiet. I guess that's so nobody can put the face to the smell or something. I've noticed this in relation to cross-stall conversation. At work and at the dorm in college, nobody had a problem talking while pissing, but no one spoke while taking a dump. So the moral of the story is: Girls just don't discuss their poop. There are exceptions of course (me, some of my close friends, the women on PoopReport) but most keep it zipped when it comes to their shit.

I would rather hear more stories from the janitor with the hidden camera.

Sometimes I poop when another female is in the bathroom with me, but nothing funny poop-wise ever happened while doing this.

A few years ago my sister took her 3-year-old to the bathroom with her. It was a bit crowded and when they finally got into a stall together the observant 3-year-old cries, "Mom, how come womensgot fuzzy bottoms?" My sister: Mortified.

See I am telling ya Dave, we are being honest... nothing interesting happens. I do not think that it is one HUGE conspiracy to keep it a secret from PR... I can pretty much guarantee that it is not.

Several years ago Saturday Night Live had a skit about the ladies' room which depicted the truth: it is a hedonistic Roman bath type place where they have food, drink, massage and male attendants to service their *every* need. That's why they always spend so much time in there. There may have been a few toilets, also.

yes, there is also a dilbert comic depicting this, in which a says, "Alice, Mary, I rented gone with the wind! Lets go watch it in the ladies room!"

The reply, "I call the grey sofa!"

Meanwhile, Wally walks over to dilbert, holds up his find and exclaims, "Look! The mens room has SOAP!"

*in which a lady says*

Youd think I was reading Hatchet.

Okay, guys, I volutneer to be the scientist. The next time I am hanging with my girlie girls and I feel that certain intestinal tug, I'm just going to ask my friend to accompany me to the loo because "I really need to go poopie" (I figure this language will sell it better) and see what reaction I get. Or, if I am feeling mean, I'll tell my friend that I need to go freshen up and then unexpectedly drop massive turds while my unsuspecting friend is in the bathroom. Complete with farts and all. Dave, would that make you happy??? I'll post my results later...

Pfft, they're embarassed. I, for some unfathomable reason, got into a conversation about farts with a girl. I yelled out,"Pussy fart!" and she said,"Exactly. Girls never fart, it's always the dog or the cat."

They're ashamed. =(

That janitor is one sick fuck!!! Hope they catch him. Nothing much happens when girls go to the loo, like the others have said, when women primp they usually make negative comments about their own appearance like I look really tired, pale, my hair looks gross etc etc and then the others say no you don't you look great bla bla No woman likes to take a crap when there's others in the loo and the only time having a really close bud along is good is when you really gotta take a dump and the friend can do the "enabler" flush i.e. make enough noise with the flushing to make one comfortable about making a splashy sound when dropping a log in the bowl, kind of covers up what happened, though normally she'll flush and beat it the hell out of there before the smell spreads. Also good if there's a TP emergency situation in the stall. I noticed at work that if I go in the loo, there's several stalls, and there's a closed door and a set of legs and like total silence then I know the other person is just waiting for me to get out of there pdq so she can crap, sometimes you can hear the other person power crapping when you flush, like the noise will cover up what happened, as if the smell wouldn't blow it...nothing exciting happens in women's loos and the girls going to the loo together I think happens less as one gets older, it's a thing you do when young and getting pissed at clubs.

geez guys, girls going to the ladies together has been going since way before cleopatra! I'm sure they shared a hole in the ground! generally when I'm out with friends..we tend to go in the ladies to gossip and help zip , button and unzip..simple as that..ohhh and pass toilet tissue under the stalls to the poor ladies that are in throws of dismay at the thought of " UGH" drip dry

doniker and whoever else wants to hear another funny hidden cam story-

there was this one girl who seemed to have some urgent business, as she was rushing into the bathroom frantically. anyway, just as she sat down, she started to piss and it went all over her legs and the toilet seat and floor. needless to say, i didn't enjoy cleaning it up very much, but the video of her agonized face as the piss spread across the floor was priceless

My God! This girls don't poop crap really gets under my skin! I'm one of those kind with a metabolism that makes me always poop at least four times a day. Recently it has caused concern and sent me for examinations and all that crap, but they say it's normal for me. But growing up it was really a trip. In school and other activities with other children it was always I was considred a spectacle with the other girls (and boys too in kindergarten and early church school) saying "Oh my gosh, Monica isn't poo-pooing/ shitting/doo-doo-ing/ crapping bookying, etc. again is she? As I got older I had to get used to the assumption that everyone going to the bathroom is going to pee, despite the fact that before high school I never went to the bathroom to pee. Really, what happened was all my pee got emptied whenever I went to shit because of how you pee a little with each poop as well, you know. Yeah, I did know the feeling of something dripping a bit from my pussy each time I shat, but thought that was just part of it, and I never knew the sensation of a full bladder. So what that meant was I was never really bladder-trained for a really full bladder. Then one time in high school, for the first time ever I got constipated - a real bum trip for someone with my metabolism. But to make it worse I'd never learned to hold back a really full bladder, so I found myself wetting my pants and having no idea what the piss was. Thought I was going to die. Had to go to the doctor. He seemed to think I was so stupid the way he ended up having to explain to me at my age that I had to do something called urinating, and that it was perfectly normal and that most everybody learns to control it much younger!

I grew up with that Girls don't poop myth being drummed int me real good by my sister, But then one bizarre occasion I really got over it for good. I was never a popular guy in high school but I tried to become more popular by participating in service projects, with little success, but this one incident changed things in a few peculiar ways. The girl who would the next year become the head cheerleader and homecoming queen always was among tose to kind of laugh ar me until this incident. At one service project on lazy saturday afternoon, she and I were both there. Also there was somebody's big brother or something like that, who was an off-duty policeman. They were making a game of handcuffing people together with his handcuffs, and naturally I would become one of the targets. Someone who wanted to play a really dirty joke on the future head cheerleader had her get handcuffed to me, my left hand to her right. Then someone put in a new and harsher twist no one else was made to endure. One particularly mischievous guy who never liked me kind of "accidently on purpose" dropped the key to the handcuffs down a sewer grate. The police officer would have to go back to the station to get another key. Soon my mutual captive started whispering in my ear in a tone as if I were some long lost friend. She pulled me away from the others and told me it was just one of those things. She had to go to the bathroom real bad and just couldn't wait. I thought she must be joking or at least would manage somehow to wait till he got back with a new key. But before I could think, she was dragging me into the bathroom and pleading for me to look the other way and cover my ears. I found that girl's bathroom stalls had doors (unlike the boys') but she couldn't very well close it over the handcuffs while I waited outside the stall. I tried to comply and look the other way and cover my ears. But she jerked her right hand and pulled my left hand off my ear at just a crucial time for me to hear one incredibly humongous blast, the likes of which I never imagined emanating from "the fairer sex". I could hardly believe it. We got still more entangled as she tried to reach for the toilet paper with her right hand, pulling my left down against it. Finally she decided it best to let me help her tear off the paper which she then awkwardly transferred to her left hand to laboriously carry out what she apparetnly was accustomed to doing with her right. Soon a smell like I never imagined could come from her was getting to me. At one point I started gagging (maybe as much in nervous astonishment as in aversion to the smell). Sensing I might throw up, she said okay nervously and arranged for us to turn around, my back to her, while I faced the potty in case I threw up. By then I was restraining from that possibility despite the incredible sight I saw in the potty. Anyhow, from then on, she, at least treated me with a bit more respect (maybe in a tacit understanding that I not divulge the story). But never did she seem to like me as well as she always had and continued to like the guy who got us into that mess by dropping the key down the grate.

Stay up 1 day no sleep then look @ the pic of the two gurlz.........freaky

fagg bitch krazy being on everyones side.............your a cumm guzzler along with poop......and this site fukin sux ass..... i mean poop.

stop followin my posts and leave. and take your words with you!

I DO have a funny/gross girl-girl poop story. It's the only one of my life. It happened when I was about 12 and at a sleepover party. For some reason my friend wanted me to come into the bathroom with her while she took a dump. I wasn't really thrilled about it but being the kind, poop-tolerant person that I am I came with her. So anyway when she got to wiping, apparently she had runny poo because she got a big smudge of it on her hand. And she had to show me of course. It was pretty nasty, but at age 12 we both found it funny. She wiped it off and washed her hands, and so ended my first and only intentional girl-girl pooping experience.

My girlfriend was happy to explain to me exactly why they "go" in pairs. woman have made fun of men for our skidmarks for many years, and is one of the few things they consistently do better than us men, so they take a partner with them to "inspect" the rectum and make sure they wont leave a "skidmary".

As a female I can tell you several explanations for this.One,we have low self esteem and we ask our ugly girlfriend to go with us so we can complain how ugly we think we look and we can hear them say,'God,I would give anything to look like you'!Two,we may need a kotex or pad.Three,we feel uncomfortable pooping in a public restroom and want to giggle about the strange sounds we make,lol.

I will female feces.

Opps, I mean I like female feces.

In high school there was one snotty girl, Millie, who acquired a reputation (rightly or wrongly) of being a frequent noisy pooper. I got the advantage on several occasions of managing to get a stall beside her and pass off some of my own rank raucous and reeking dumps as hers. A girl-girl poop experience that at least one of us got a mischievous delight from!

Mya Buttschtinks's girlfriend may be right about "girls don't poop". My girlfriend, Valerie, doesn't poop. I've known her to go to the bathroom thousands of times, and she always just says she has to pee. In a minority of cases she takes inordinately long to pee and then her pee smells like you wouldn't believe, but take it from her -- it's always pee she has to do!

It's really very straightforward. Women are too ashamed of their bodies to shit in front of other people. It is a time honored, international truth. In some office buildings in Japan, the sound of constantly flushing toilets is played over a speaker to help make the whole crapping scenario less embarassing. So there is no girl-girl poop conspiracy.

Now, there ARE girl-girl poop conversations. We talk about monster dumps we've taken and foul stenches we were shocked to emit...we even talk about how long we've had to wait for people to leave the loo so we could shit and ways we have avoided being identified as a shitter to people you work with (go to another floor in your office building to dump, put on the extra pair of shoes in your drawer before you take the bathroom trip so people won't know it was you if they catch you shitting).

The only other girl-girl shitting action that goes on is the warning conversation. Women will point out to each other which co-workers don't wash their hands (so you don't mistakenly shake their hand or borrow a pen or eat candy off their desk) or who makes really rank, loud shits so you can avoid going into the bathroom if you see the offenders going in too.

When girls go poop in a public restroom (well atleast my friends and i) I hate to say it but we are ashamed of our pooping, and for our 'girlfirends' not to hear the relaxing plop of the poop, we usually flush the toilet before we start the revolution and have a relay race to see who can poop the fastest and who cant, and when you have a slow-pooping friend its really funny to hear the other persons plop

My ex-girlfriend and her best friend went to the bathroom all the time together, either pooping or peeing. They were like guys because they loved to talk about their dumps. My ex always pooped with the door open as well and would always call me in to see the exceptionally big logs. I could never believe the size of the turds she could pass. They were huge.

Several years ago after a Christmas Eve service, I went in the church bathroom. Two adolescent girls in nearby stalls were giggling and repeating over and over the words "fart" and "gas". That might have meant that farting was as close as they could come to having a girl-girl poop experience. But at least maybe it wasn't for not trying. Then I let out a fart and a turd. The former was surely audible; the plop of the latter perhaps not. From then on there was silence except for more giggling. When I finished and left, I soon saw the two girls emerge from the bathroom, still giggling, never having heard any more potties flush besides the one I pooped in. Did I keep them from getting out anything more than farts? Or was that all they had to contribute anyway? Or did they go there planning nothing more from the beginning? Or were they only talking about farts with no intention of emitting even poop's etherial ghost?

You know, Rhonda, those two girls just don't know a good shameless pooping mentor when they hear one. If I'd been one of them, I'd have been singing:

Help me, Rhonda, help, help me, Rhonda

Help me, Rhonda, help, help me, Rhonda

Help me, Rhonda, help, help me, Rhonda

Help me, Rhonda, help, help me, Rhonda

Help me, Rhonda, yeah, get out more than a fart!

I'd love to have good girl/girl poop experiences, but I guess I'm one of those some of you have talked about who drive other girls away because they think my shit is really putrid. I make the best of it. When I take a huge dump, I never flush twice, hoping I'll leave some mega-shit streaks in the bowl (and often do), just hoping one of those dainty damsels who think their shit doesn't stink will soon come in and think "Ooh, gross, Dawn's mega-shit streaks! And she did another huge stinker!" I get off just thinking of deflowering those prisses' virgin brains that way. Thank God, I have an understanding boyfriend. He'll hold my hand while I take a dump, no matter how reeking. He tells me it's healthy to get that much stink out. He tells me its the girls who can't find much stink to their shits that have something to worry afout, because they're retaining too much stink, and that's what's unhealthy!

Thank God in Heaven for shameless shitters like Dawn, Abigail, Rhonda, Plopper's ex-girlfriend, AssBlaster, and Latrina. I'm a librarian. The little library where I used to work had had small one-seater mens' and ladies' rooms side by side, with loose loovers in the doors. Couldn't hide any sound from anyone by the nearby desk, any guy in the guys' room, or most anyone in the library, for that matter. So I learned to just cherish the inevitable. I'd boldly park my shitter down on that potty and let go to my fart's content. I even got to where I hoped some patrons and guys next door were hearing it! I positively got off on it! It was so cool also contemplating that my hearty poop-aroma was wafting through those loovers and clearing the sinuses of patrons and next-door guys even before I finished. Then when leaving I'd leave the door wide open, unlike bashful users who would close it. I'd indeed find my hearty shit-stench a healthful sign and hoped others would too. Then they replaced my cozy little library with a new mega-branch, with bathrooms big and with solid doors. It's such a sanitized environment, and I miss my old intimate little corner of the world so much!

Okay I tried it- I pooped audibly in the presence of one of my close, but not best, girlfriends. We were at a Mexican food bar and after a couple of good margaritas, it always turns my bowels inside out, so I told her I had to go potty and she came with. Little did she know she fell right into my trap. Well, the bathroom was perfect- only had two stalls, and tiled floors, which made for some good echoey feedback. I was too drunk to be shameful, so I plopped my ass on that seat, and just let whatever I could come out as loudly as I could. I even stood up a little off the seat so that the numerous plops would splash even more. About 3/4 of the way through, my friend, who had finished doing her makeup said loudly, "I gotta make a phone call, I'll be outside the door waiting for you. I bet I made her makeup melt off with the smell I had emitted. I washed my hands and fixed my hair a little, then opened the door to walk out. A woman entering the restroom at that moment caught a whiff of my gift and wrinkled her nose. I smiled at her. My friend didn't say two words about it to me or anyone. For all the work I put in, for almost falling over onto the toilet since I was drunk while I was pooping, she didn't say a word. I wonder if she's ever accompany me to the restroom again.

you guys are fucked up

I work in poop every day, which explains the name, and with all the shit I see, as well as tampons and pads, I know all that shit can't be coming from just us guy's. Obviously women are just as full of shit as guy's are.

poo

There is probably a good reason for girls to go to the bathroom together, and there is an even better reason why guys can't.

Plopper, you ex GF r00lez! I often show my wife my gargantuan logs, but she's really not interested. However, I grew up with 3 sisters. And we would all compare logs. I specifically remeber classifying my youngest sisters' logs as "furry". They really were!

You all rock! Love the p00perz!

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Lemme try this again....

This is my log with a c0rn k3rn3l in it....

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Today I let the worst smelling shit I'd ever let!! I woke up with a belly ache and literally ran to the toilet. I ripped off my shorts and emitted a VERY long and stinky rip!! My ass sprayed some of the most foulest shit that was green and slightly red. It took approximately 10 seconds for it to finish. I thought that would be all but suddenly another blast trumpeted from my ass. I heard the fountain start again and I realized that my asshole was extremely raw!! It took about 7 wipes to completely dry myself!! I checked out the toilet paper each time and it was a vivid rainbow of colors!! Hope you enjoy!!!

Actually, My friends and I go to the bathroom together so that one of us can keep a lookout and keep on pumping the hand dryer to keep the sounds of "splashing" and poop farts from reaching our ears..

I don't see why a lot of guys are so obsessed with the whole "girls don't poop" thing. Girls do poop. We also fart, we also laugh about our poop/farts and what silly noises they make. If you want to add some extra "talent" I light my farts on fire. I also make the extra attempt to show my girlfriends my poop, if its over 10 inches long. But usually I am drunk when doing this. I don't see what the "unwritten law" is. Its all nature's doing in my view, if you have to poop you have to poop. I don't see what the big deal is.

But I do have a bit of advice. I was in Florida a few weeks ago and these guys kept on calling my hotel room. I guess they wanted a "bootie call" from me and my friends. But it was really annoying when they started calling at 2 0'clock in the morning. Well they were talking to my friend who was really annoyed because they woke her up, so I decided to listen on the other line. I heard the guy telling her that we should all come down to his hotel room because they were lonely. I said to my friend, "You want me to get rid of them?" she said yes, and I blasted a huge spicy chicken sandwich fart into the phone. The poor guy was so suprised he didn't even talk for a second, and then he started yelling, "she farted! She farted!"..We then hung up the phones. My one friend was laughing so hard she had to hold herself to keep from pissing her pants. I guess that was my most memorable moment from that trip. But then the next morning, (we had to get up really early because we had to go to blizzard beach) we would call their room and fart into the phone. But I am just saying, if a guy is annoying you, just fart! Screw pepper spray, just blast your ass. It really does work, I have have used it a couple of times. They are so shocked they just sit there and stare openmouthed, and walk away mumbling to themselves. But that is the one only positive side to "girls don't poop or fart" They don't expect it..

;-)

My wife isn't afraid to talk about her shits, although she doesn't like to shit in public restrooms.

She's also jealous of how guys are able to make more sound when we fart. She's always trying to fart loudly but it's just a whisper compared to the wall-shakers I make.

I'm a girl and i dont do anything crazy when I go to the bathroom with another girl...accept for this one time. me and one of my best girlfriends an i went together and ended up having some pretty freaky sex~ but otherwise-its all normal

Girls poop. We have splattery ones, big long ones, small short ones.... - you name it, it comes out of our asses. We just don't like to do it together.

We are willing to talk about it, though! I tease my grandma and ask if she's had good bowel movements! She laughs and says 'yeah - it was great!'

In our office I will spray air freshener BEFORE I poop just in case someone walks in. See - I KNOW my shit stinks! I don't want to smell anyone else's and I figure they don't want to smell mine.

It's fun to talk about, but I just don't need the reality of someone else's stench.

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you have a very cool wife. mine is not into poop like I, but she loves to flatulate. wow, she can rip ones pretty close to mine, and mine are roars. it's funny, the smaller the woman, the bigger the rip!

Janitor is a total creep. you need to be committed you sick freak

For some strange reason, when I go shopping, I always get the urge to shit. Often times, I get a bout of the

durch-fallen, due to my monthly constitution. I think that there must be something symbolic about wasting my money and taking a shit. One time I went to some discount shopping center, when I was attacked by an abdominal cramp. I needed to find the potty fast! There is always a long line...Girl's why does it take so long to take a piss? Women's restrooms are also filled with little children, and the awful stench of baby diapers, as was this particular rest room. Any how, I finally made it to the bathroom, where a hot steamy, nasty stream of durch-fallen hit the water with such force that some of the toilet water splashed on my back side. I needed a half role to clean up the mess. Most of the time, we are immune the the stench of the smells emmitted from our bodies, but this one smelled like a sewer on a hot day. I heard one of the horrified women exclaim..."Jesus Christ! If you're that sick, stay at home!"

While at work in the hospital, i had the urge to crap. Usually it is a no brainer and will take nothing but a minute or two to "expel" but this one time I took over 30 minutes to complete the deed. Needless to say the patient in ER was wondering where his Dr. had gone.

janitor is my fucking hero

i have to say that when something out of the ordinary happens on girl-girl bathroom trips its not funny enough to tell poopreport.nothing funny has EVER happened to me on a bathroom trip.what could be funny you go in pee, wash hands, look in mirror and go.what could happen between all that, thats funny.nothing.sorry guys

POOP?!?!?!

my wife frequently fills the bowl and then it is mushy and she asks me to come and look at it. I also fart in her face.

janitor is a smart man. I have had a female shit and piss fetish ever since i hit puberty. if i could afford a camcorder and have the balls to hide it at work, i would love to! Everybody picking on janitor: leave the poor guy alone. all he wants is some free voyeuristic action that i would kill for. He for that is also my hero! :)

P.S. Tell some more stories about the girls you have on video. E-mail me! :)

Leave the janitor alone. if i had the same job, opportunity, and certainly balls/motivation; I would do the exact same thing. voyeuristic footage rules. please e-mail me janitor you are the man

I think the janitor is crossing the line. It's fair game to Peek on someone with your own eyes - but not with a camera or a camcorder. That is crossing the line. I hope they catch him and he goes to jail (video voyeurism is a Felony in most or all states)

I think any thing is free game if you have the nuts to do it. Nothing in this world is fair. Im sure he nows the risks but if he doesn't get caught, then he should continue. ive smoked weed all my life and its what i enjoy and if the fuckin cops wanna ride me i'll stop. but i enjoy it and i have never been caught and i encourage people to pursue what they enjoy. there is no reason to live in unhappiness and life is meaningless without risks. Have a nice day! :)

Y'know, buddah, you're right - I'm going to follow your advice. If I ever find out where you live I'm going to come over and spend several hours beating you to within an inch of your life with a tire iron while maybe use a staple gun on you or something and leave you bloody and crying like a baby. After all, "anything is free game if you have the nuts to do it", right? Then while you're lying there on the floor I'll take your wallet and drain your bank account, steal your identity, frame you for murder, destroy your reputation, and then finally videotape myself raping you and sell copies. Hey, it's all "free game"... Jesus, I don't think I've ever read a more pathetic, braindead post in my entire life than yours. I dearly hope that someone catches you on tape doing something that you're incredibly embarrassed about and posts it on the net - I'd be willing to bet that your little "theory" would go right down the drain.

Great site, by the way...

Why not talk about girl-GUY pooping? THAT'S the shit (pardon the pun!)!

i take back my post about what's "fair game" but the whole point im trying to make is the janitor did something cool and im defending him.

The first sexual awarenes is the anus - not the genitals. I remember straining to look under and see exactly what was going on under there as I emptied my self! Anybody else?

Why is there no pornography associated with pooping? (I asked on line once and got a reply - "... are you into shitting!!???" Gee, I don't know actually.

Last story: My son complained, when he was 6, that he "couldn't get my poops out." I told him to wait until next time, have a banana, go ride your bike for half an hour - they'll all come out.

For those of you who enjoy anal stimulation during sex, how do you know your colon is empty before inviting a partner to explore your anus?

Oh one other thing. Why do some men whistle when they pee?

one time I had to shit so bad that it was making my asshole stretch, so me and a friend went to a restaurant when I realized had to shit bad. so I went into the ladies room and started to shit when I heard my friend in the room with me! I didn't pay any attention, so I started to shit . It hurt so bad that I started groaning then I heard laughter. My friend heard my shit failing and making a sound-(ker plunk), and every time it fell into the toilet, I said"ah", and my friend was laughing so hard that she had to go shit herself because if she didn't, she may have shit on herself! Both she and I stunk up the bathroom and when the next person used it , we heard "god dam"! So we left that person to die with no fresh air!

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Mandi - and here i thought girls didn't shit! 9Until I was 9 years old I didn't think they did!) Then my cousin left a floating brownie in the toilet for me to see one day after I told her that girls were lucky they didn't have to do number two!

of course girls shit. why do you think we spend so much time in their. At least i do anyway. Being very heavy I can eat a lot of junk and sometimes you just have to go.I always clogg it at my house but my daddy uncloggs it for me. Its embarrassing when you have to shit at your boyfriends and you drop a giant log and it cloggs up.

You want women stories & what goes on in the loo. How about 2 women, 7000ft up in the swiss alps banging out large ones. I know it's true...I have the photos to prove it, Ness & Lucy doing gods doing.

Want to see these photos & more? then i will not tell you the URL, but search for them on google, hint...

Ness+Lucy+shit

I've always thought it humorous that some guys think that girls don't shit. I've known it all my life, since my mother always left the bathroom door open. As for noisiness, I think women often take more flatulent craps, since they save up the gas that guys aren't afraid to let rip at any time. I used to work in a business with very thin walls, with the room I worked in right next to the ladies room. I could hear female customers peeing clearly, and usually that's all they would do. Maybe these are just the situations in which a woman will actually shit in a public restroom, but the shits I heard were always either grunting constipated straining, or fart-prpelled noisy diarhea. These ranged from a 19ish cute blonde spraying brief gurgly spurts, to 40-something schoolteacher type grunting and moaning for a good half hour. The best was a perpetrated by a cute, plump, friendly thirtysomething brunette, who practically played a rendition of the fucking 1812 overture with her ample backside. Her thunderous liquid shit splatters alternated almost regularly with cheek-flapping bass farts. I was at the counter chatting with her boyfriend while he waited for her, and we could both hear her clearly, though the wall was a good 5 feet away! He had an uncomfortable, dare I say disillusioned, look on his face, while I stood there, hard as a rock, wishing I were in his place!

what the fuck is this?

I agree with this post and would like to broaden the point to add that girls/woman never seem to be able to talk about poop. For instance, my girlfriend would do acrobatics with the egligh dictionary to avoid telling me she has DIARRHEA!!! She would say anything to make it vague or unclear or say "MY stomach hurts". Do you men know any women the would tell you openly that they have the runs, or even explain funny experiences they had! Believe it or not, it takes a trust between men and women to do that, which could bring you closer together!!

Recently, i personally havent had anything eventful happen, but back in highschool, i was on track and we would sometimes run with the cross country girls. I'm sure you all already know this, but if not you'd be interested to know that cross country runners pee as they run. Anyway, there was a girl that had to poop more frequently than anyone I've ever known. And each time she had to, she had to have another girl go with her to hold her hand while she pooped. Many refused but some proud souls helped her along that difficult journy down the large intestine. Hard to believe? Maybe, but don't we all sometimes just want a hand to hold? after all, It's kindof like giving birth right? maybe not. but there is the one theroy that some girls just need a hand to hold.

Girls definately poop. BUT definately not in the presence of other girls or boys. That's avoided at all costs. And women don't generally make a "sport" out of it like men do (spending 3 hours pinching a load, bringing in reading entertainment, game boy, etc) BUT, i am often known to describe my "sad poohs" as i often refer to them, my "insane poohs" and my "neverending poohs" to my boyfriend. I think once we start the habit of telling about them, you men may wish we never did. I am infamous for the insane night of dual-action vomit/poop, and the poop that won't go down poop. somebody stop me!

:) from 1 chick who ain't afraid of talking poop!

as many of the women have attested, there is not often a good poop story to tell...but when there is...ok, one evening me and my best friend went to have a nice chinese dinner...always a laxitive, right?...then made the fatal mistake of deciding to go see a movie. well, we had just enough time to make it to the theatre before my bowels were boiling with a loud fury something like that of an approaching hurricane. we knew before making it to the ticket line that we'd never be able to see the movie. but the question remained...did i actually have enough time to make it home without crapping my pants? the thunder down below suggested otherwise, and i had no choice but to make a run for the theatre restrooms. by the way, running at this point is quite difficult hunching over from the cramps and squeezing my cheeks tight. with seconds to spare i made it to the toilet and got my pants down as the door slammed behind me. oddly my bowel's first response was a disappointing plop, plop. second came a more extend turd...picture in your head the cartoon image of a flood coming down the banks, first a couple of pebbles roll down, then next a log, and then...you guessed it...THE FLOOD. and this was exactly the moment my friend managed to catch up with me and enter the bathroom...the flood, the noise of which was so strange, so loud that as she entered the room and heard it asked "done already?!?" "no." quiet..."oh, i thought i heard you flush..."to make matters far worse, there was of course, no paper...so there, code of silence broken...although i really don't think many women poop together, there are a few of us that doo.

SCATMANMAC i tried the search. no luck, i like to see things like thing, it gets me off at times

Girls love to give the impression that somehow they're exempt from having to poop. But every time I'm walking behind a cute one and she's wearing pants or shorts with the fabric tucked into her crack, I look at just about where her bum hole would be and I wonder how recently that cheeky bottom was bared and plunked down on a toilet seat so poop could come plopping out! Cuz I know it does! Sooner or later, even the prettiest girl in the world can't help having a stinky bottom. :)

this is all stupid

Janitor can be traced by his IP address recorded on this website's server, and should be. He is video-taping children from the sounds of it (his hidden camera is in a school girls bathroom by his own admission). Poopreport.com should report him or risk reprocussions themselves, as his video-taping could be legally considered child porn and is certainly immoral, unethical and illegal. Maybe he is BS'ing, but the authorities need to check him out to be sure. With all the messages you removed from this board due to them being distasteful, I find it ironic you think Janitor's admission to surreptitiously filming grade-school girls in a school bathroom without their knowledge while they use the toilet is A-OK... even if he *is* 'full of shit.'

Reading the accounts here I must be unusual for a woman because right from when I was at senior school I would regularly use the toilet mid morning and often with a friend doing the same with whom I chatted as we did our business.

Later at work in an office I would do the same with a colleague sitting in ajoining closets. There was little if any embarrassment, maybe because I was comfortable with whoever I was with, and they with me.

Now I am at home most mornings and can do my #2 in privacy and being a little older (30) would not be quite so open about it in company with others. Of course I have never knowingly gone in the presence of a man although I know many are interested in women's bodies and their functions.

poopings great!

Call girls Shameful shitters if you have to but we usuallly like to shit in peace......Its just un girlie to take a shit in a public bathroom with all the public to see and smell your waste....

Hey, now, guys like to shit in peace, too! I work by myself, and I hate putting up a "back in 10 minutes" sign, running to the can for a quick crap, and having to hear impatient/illiterate customers outside the door babbling, shrieking, and bellowing, "Where is he?!?", "I can't belive noboby's here!", "I want an Oompaloompa NOW, daddy!" Shtting under pressure ain't fun, so now I go to the business next door where I don't have to deal with instant gratification deprivation tantrums, only to return to find customers looking under rocks and behingd bushes as if I were hiding to spite them...Um, anyhoo, I certainly don't give a damn about stinking up the john or letting "the public" "see and smell" my waste, but then again I'm a grimy guy who doesn't have to worry about standards of decorum, or whatever. I still think if I were a chick I would take a dump in a public crapper if needed rather than walk around with that "lead-in-the-guts" feeling. Like Ice Cube, I enjoy the satisfaction of emerging from a bombing run "feelin' ten pounds lighta!" But I guess girls have that whole water retention thing kickin' so a little dookie baggage ain't no thang to y'all.

Anonymous: I can't believe you can't find any poop porn! You're obviously not trying hard enough. Christ, it's the backbone of the German adult film industry! Try google or yahoo w/"shitting girls", "shitting wome", "pooping girls", "pooping women", "scat girls"...you get the idea. There's always girlspooping.com to order vids, girlscat.com-check the ring on that one: there's lot's of good sites. i recommend "Scatster" for the most bang for your buck. There's also some poop-related yahoo groups if ya poke around for 'em.

See, men just don't understand the nature of the girl-girl bathroom experience. Two chicks going together has nothing to do with it at all. Women won't even shit in a public restroom alone, let alone with other people in there. The bathrooms are just too nasty, you could never take a good, hearty shit. Peeing is just a quick "pop a squat" and bam, you're out. Pooping in a public restroom takes too much skill and effort. Pooping at home is the only way to poop for women, and do women take their friends in the house crapper? No, and men - you know they don't. So how could there be a poop conspiaracy then, when women don't take friends to the house bathroom? It's only in a public bathroom, which is usually a social situation, and therefore women a) apply makeup because they want to look good, b) talk shit about people, c) piss - a girlfriend is taken along incase of a tissue emergency or in addition to a and b., d) vomit - a girlfriend is taken along to hold back hair, etc. So as the evidence clearly shows, women do not poop in public unless it is absolutely necissary. However, we may immedately discuss any poops that were found relieving, stressful, difficult or relaxing - large poops, or unworthy poops - anything is up for discussion. And warnings are also issued to a girl that may be the next to use the toilet, so she can wait 10 or 20 minutes for the smell to clear out. Maybe women are just more polite than men!

Maybe women are just more polite than men!???

Nah, that can't be it. I'm going with Dave's conspiracy theory!

Hey fellows,

When we girls go to the loo, we know that one in every seven girl is menstruating. Generally the discussion is on menstruation. Like whether we have changed our pads and the ways of disposing it offi the loo. Also the flow of menses is someitmes discussed, when we wait outside the loo. If a girl has sat for a piss and is taking much time to come out of the bathroom, we conclude that she is menstruating (if she has not shat). Thats it what generally goes on in the ladies loo - guys. Not that frenky.

I personally will wait to deficate when I get home if I am out. I have a nice big stack of magazines & its my 'special time' to contemplate things. The only time to poop in front of one of my girlfriends is if we have run off to the stall together to snort a big fat line & my poop trigger goes off. Im not sure if its a chemical response each time or mainly a mental one but I have no qualms about pooping in front of her at that point. Other than the drug thing tho, when I run off to the bathroom with a girlfriend its just to gossip or primp.

I had a somewhat traumatizing experience, that cured me form any shame for pooping with another girl.

When I moved from my home town to study, I shared an apartment with another girl, form the same town. Our parents were friends and arranged that. Well, in the second day we were living together, I was in the living romm reading a magazine when the urge came, and I just kept reading and playing with my poop, getting it in and off my asshole. It was a big dry one, as it seemed. When the urge became almost unbearable, I abanconed my laziness and went to the bathroom. I eased off my jeans and sat, prepared for the giant's exit, when my roommate entered the bathroom, said Hi, and started doing her makeup for a date she'd have that night. Certainly, she tought I was just peeing. After most agonizing five minutes, I told her I might need to do something other than peeing. I hoped she would leave, but she just said "Ok, go on", and resumed her make up. No turning back, then: I had to let loose the big one, which made a noise getting out of my hole and a loud "plop" when it reached the water, smelling terribly! But my friend, she didn't give a damm!

After that, I got cured of any shame left.

My wife, while being the most beautiful woman in the world was simultaneously the most secure woman in the same world with the functions of her bowels. She has no problem "taking care of business" with the door open, me in there, or anything that would cause most other girls flip out. She'd call me in to show off her handiwork if she was impressed by it and could raise the roof/rattle windows with her trumpeting. There was also a few occasions where I noticed that her clean up after a bathroom visit was not too thorough and she'd, without breaking stride, ask me to clean her up back there and I'd pounce at the opportunity. To think all of this started when she was 18, that is really amazing for an 18 year old to be that secure and open.

Hate to say it guys, but there really is nothing very interesting that goes on when the gals all go to the loo together. Usually it's to talk about YOU. Often we accompany each other to the bathroom even when we DON'T have to pee.

Princess Pooper, you need to grow up and realize that the female public-restroom poop is one of the most fulfilling...or should I say UNfulfilling poops you could take. There is nothing like unloading in public when you really have to go...then you are free to go about your business (shopping! dancing! eating! drinking!) without all of that horrible nastiness and discomfort of having full bowels! It is truly liberating, and I hope, in due time, you too will be able to experience the joys and relief that can be experienced as a public-restroom pooper!

Bye the bye...most of my ladies in waiting and I do NOT poop infront of each other. It's OK to poop in the vicinity of strangers, but not to talk about poop w/ strangers. And conversely, it's not OK to poop in front of friends, but it's more than OK to discuss bowel habits, statistics, logistics and accomplishments with friend.

Hey girls you all that are into anal sex, does your poop ever come out on the dick or a dildo?

I live in a college town and work in a gas station-cum-shop mart. One friday night, I had to take a dump, and so I went into the men's room. And I saw a girl, all dressed up, standing in there. I did a double take, leaned back to check the sign-board and it said 'Men's Room'. So i look at the girl with a question on my face. She looked embarrased. And then I heard a loud fart! I looked at her sharply and she was more embarrased than ever - she nodded at the stall. I looked there and saw 2 red high heels and got the idea.

So I go out and wait. And wait. And wait. it took maybe about 15 minutes b4 the 2 girls came out and they were they giggling... And laughing at me, or I thought. So I let rip a stinker, and looked at them and grinned, and walked inside to take my dump.

ALTHOUGH I HAVEN'T READ ALLLL THE FEMALE RESPONSES, I CAN SAY THAT USUALLY WHEN MYSELF & ANOTHER GIRL GO TO THE POOP-HOUSE, WE USUALLY HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY ABOUT THE PEOPLE WHO WE ARE WITH. YEA, MAYBE WE SHARE THE BENEFITS OF A GOOD "JOHN" WHILE WE ARE IN THERE, BUT I ASSURE YOU GENTLEMEN THAT WE DO MORE THAN POOP...LIKE REAPPLY MAKE-UP WHILE DISCUSSING WHO IS CUTE, NOT SO CUTE, STUPID, DRUNK, DISCUSTING...ETC. AND THAT'S THE TRUTH!!!

JANITOR, you are a really sick bastard and if i had anymore information about you i would have you jumped and put in jail to get fucked up the ass by other sick fuckers like yourself, hopefully you grow up and leave poor inicent high school children alone!

this whole "i-am-too-good-to-poop-in-a-public-can" charade is ridiculous!! me & my ever so girly self posess no qualms with the public john pooping. although, i do prefer doing it on a clean latrine in the luxury of my own home sometimes you really have no choice...

my best friend, pootie pootwell & i were casually driving down the interstate, with the windows rolled down, blasting & singing along to Poison...when all of a sudden my gut blasted and my sphincter started singing. "dear zeus" i screamed as i hunched over in the seat. the pain was unbearable as i noticed the next exit was another 5 miles away. to better reinforce my concentration on not shitting on myself, we had to roll up the windows, turn off Poison, and pedal to the metal!

only, we got stuck behind an 18-wheeler.

finally, i spotted the BP in the distance as the sweat poured down my face and my breathing grew stronger. i was out of the car before it came to a complete stop and hauled it with all that i could (which would quickly become my downfall) into the store with pootie closing in second. then...in the beer chips & pretzels asile...i squirted. my butt gave up.

i rushed into the can, finished what my spitefull ass had started, and tossed my undies. all the while, with miss pootwell laughing so hard she almost peed her pants.

so there you have it. i WILL crap in a public toilet with another girl...i WILL crap in the aisle of a gas station store with another girl.

why? because i have no shame. and neither do turds.

I apologize for the shitless nature of this story, but it is a girls-in-the-bathroom story, nonetheless. My sorority had a big formal in Berkeley, but we were in Davis, so we rented a bus to get us all there. I decided not to eat the day of the dance, so as to look thinner in my dress that evening. By the early afternoon, I began to drink, and by the time I was on the bus, I was drunk. My unlucky date, who was sober, became the recipient of vomit on his leg. My sorority sisters dragged me into the bathroom on the bus and stuck my own finger down my throat (I had passed out and came to in the bathroom). Then I passed out again. I spent most of the evening in the bathroom at the dance (don't ask me how I got there) and at one point, one of my sisters came in and pulled down her strapless dress, flashing me her boobs. I eventually recovered enough to dance for part of the evening.

okay, in the bathrooms at my school, we do go in flocks. partially because someone has to hold your coat when you literally beat the shit oput of a girl tryin to take your man. but, nothing about 'poop' really ever happens. other things, yes, that men don't can't, or may experience have something to do with what happens in there, but otherwise, none, except when some one feels thy must relieve thy self and shit on the floor instead of the toilet. (interesting story, amy have to post what happened some time.)

actually, i am a field hockey goalie for the jv team at my high school;. there are two varsity goalies, and two jv goalies. we are all really good friends. while the rest of the team is runniong or doing drills or whatever, me, sarah, jessica and Quinn talk about all sorts of things. one day we got onto the topic of how sarah and jessica always have to shit right before a game. we talk about that sort of thing all the time and still manage to keep our girlish figures and natures.

The age old question of "Do girls poop?" Yes, we do poop. But unlike most guys who have to fit it in their schedule, take off their shirts bring a magazine, etc. Basically camp out, we girls wait until the last minute , we wait until we know for a fact that when we sit down everything will come out in one fell swoop. Since a lot of my friends are guys and always have been I get in a lot of trouble around other females when I discuss my own personal poops. I get weird looks and the "Uh, ok"s. The only other person in the world that can be in the bathroom with me when I poop is my sister. She's just as crass as I am. But unfortunatly I think the original thought is correct. We are in fact making out in the bathroom, (not me and my sister..duh). Personally I think that girls should learn to be able to poop with other people in the room. It would make things a lot easier. The only reason I can't poop with someone else in the room is becuase that one time you get enough guts to try to do it, the chick in the next stall with laugh or be totally disgusted. We actually tricks to prevent the other person from hearing us pooh. The "flush N poo", the "caugh N poo", the "jiggle the tp holder N poo". The list goes on and on.... But yes, we do poo, we just have issues when there is someone else in the room.

does it make girls horney when they poop, my friend said that when you masterbate and are ready to come, if you take a poop the orgasm is more intence. that is what she said is it true?

hi there i saw some girls doing shit live its very funny and good to see them, there face . kindly if someone have free hidden toilet cam site please mail me. thanks

I have dumped two girlfreinds for taking a dump in front of me.

I just felt that there was a need for a comment on those pay toilets in San Fransisco and shit. When I was young my parents would take my sister and I to bay area and go touring. Whenever we would happen to come upon one of those pay-toilets, my sister and I would each get a quarter to get into them, and gaze in awe around the stall if we didn't have to crap or anything. Those were the best days of my life.

I suppose you gentlemen have not learned that if a females mouth is moving she is lying.

Carl

When I was in college and would attend some of those huge fraternity party blowouts, they often had the nice blue porta-poopers. Every time you turned around, two girl would cram themselves into one of those things. You can't tell me that nothing funny has ever happened in one of those things! I mean, come on! Some chick must have dropped something down the hole (purse, cellphone, diaphragm???)

I smeel a conspiracy all right.

Most of the time, girls don't even talk about poop. Not when going to the BR together, not when having girl talk, never! The few times I've experienced it is when some brave females decided to declare that they must emit. They didn't want to go alone so they went together! Seriously. Another time was when this other chica just randomly claimed she had to "shit a brick". When girls say stuff like that, one of two things usually happens, first: Awkward silence, and never mentioning it again.

or second: Laughing about it, but once more, never mentioning it again. Us girls, we are an unexplainable species. Not even we can figure us out.

well ive read every single post and i just felt like i had to post a reply.. first of all i dont really think taking a dump is a turn on.. and for the janitor dude.. - ur a sick f*ck! (a voyeristic pedofile - cant get worse than that)

I really dont think hearing about girls taking dumps is something special... and honestly everyone takes a shit ones in a while so theres no biggy there.. but for the people showing off your shit to others.. ur messed up! - honestly i really dont think its interesting to know what ur girlfriend or boyfriend had for lunch/dinner/breakfast. I love some of the stories though, had me laughing for quite sometime.. though i think that i would rather have a girl that did not fart in public.. i try to restrain myself cus i honestly think that ppl can spair the farts for bathrooms, its not something that needs to be shared. For those who like shit porn, im sorry but i cant understand the turn on... got a little story though, u can kinda say its a girl/group story not girl girl.. even though im a guy...

i was at a party about 5 years ago, and people were getting fairly drunk at the party. This girl really needed to go to the bathroom but was too drunk to understand where the bathroom was... so she said "wheres the bathroom?" and another guy who was fairly drunk said "why dont u grab the bucket in the closet" she goes and opens the closet pulls out the bucket in the middle of the living room with another 10 ppl there.. pulls down her pants.. ppl thought she was just gonna pee, but no she releases a huge thunder of a dump right in the middle of the room, half the ppl were sitting their gasping and gulping on their beers, while the rest were laughing their heads off. Personally i was astonished that a girl like her would do it.. i expected it off of someone else...

For the guys that think theres some conspiracy about what girls do in the bathrooms, ive listened quite a bit on the convos etc... yeah some girls that ive heard from the mens room while ive been taking a dump have taken a dump too with other girls, most girls ive heard at ones were about 6.. mostly its just talking about guys and pissing thats happening, nothing really interesting... they dont do much more in the bathroom then what we guys do, except from that of pairing up when going to the bathroom and the make-up

~Norboy

I put up a nice story 2 days ago about my funny lesbian bathroom experience with the head cheerleader (Lisa), they took it down. This site does not support freedom of speech!

its so the girlfreind don't take the cute guy she 's been talking to all night at the bar but i hang out with weird women as freinds one, of my freinds used to drag me to the RM so she could chat with me as she was going poop .

please answer me, do girls get horney when they poop

Gentlemen:

Remember all women have a problem with honesty, hence the previously written was probably BullShit.

Ladies, in Chicago there is a tasteful restaurant with a bar, and singer in the ladies restroom. Complete with the bartender (female). Guys what do we get. crap? I wish I knew the name of the restaurant.

Some people wont admit it, but us girls DO talk about our bathroom experiances. Me and my cousin always talk about our biggest shits. Once, i had one as big as the whole toilet. I was at a resterant. I left it there, and the next lady that went in started screaming! It was that bad!

girls, girls, girls, you are all so full of it. I myself happen to be a girl and I'll say it loud & proud, "I POOP!" Yep, it's true, don't deny it. And I don't give a fuck who's in the bathroom while I'm doing it. Boys- don't believe all this bullshit about girls not pooping in front of people, and if they are the type that are afraid to do so, then they're just fucking retarded.

So for all you girls who spend hours primping and peeing- get over yourselves. No one cares & you're wasting valuable bathroom time which could be spent on the crapper. So poop, goddamnit! It's natural, it's beautiful.

just a side note about the girl named Katie who posted the above comment, I'm betting most boys who read that were thinking that she's probably just some fugly girl who likes poop but I happen to know her & she's actually really fucking hot so don't go thinking only it's only the ugly girls who are proud of their poop. And if you have a girl who's proud of her poop, be proud of her.

i went to the bathroom with a friend one time...after she shit herself! we were at a pizza joint and the pizza gave us mad gas. we were ripping up some bad ones and we knew everyone could tell. In one session of unbearable farts she grabbed her ass and told me she shit herself. In doubt i didnt believe her but this news made me laugh so hard i cried. at this point she had announced it to the whole restuarant and we went to the bathroom.As she wiped the creamy brown ingredients out of her underwear i was throwing up in the trash can! this just goes to show you girls do have embarrassing shit breaks with other girls with them.

*I think it is so funny how guys dont think girls poop and girls wont admit that they go. I mean come on now, everyone does it. At some point and time girls are going to hook up with a guy and they are going to have to admit they have to go. Well, my 1 friend really had to go one night. We were at the drive in movie theater and we were eating all kinds of junk food. Soon after my friend goes "come to the bathroom with me hurry" she runs to the bathroom like a bat outta hell and shes like dont listen dont listen and slams the bathroom door. She goes in, and what sounded like an explosion was just the sounds of her taking a massive crap. It sounded like gun shots and everything. She got it all out and came outta the bathroom embarrassed. So guys, yes, this kind of stuff does happen to girls too

Yes, guys, women do shit too, we're just not as proud of it as you are. But here's my shit story. One night I'd been out drinking with some of my girlfriends. I was driving home after dropping a friend off at her house. I was pretty drunk, so I decided to pull over and sleep in the car. The problem was, I left the car running. I woke up in the morning and my car was turned on, but not running. I had run out of gas. So, I had to walk to a gas station. I was still half drunk from the night before. As I was walking, I became more and more uncomfortable. I had to pee like crazy, but worst of all, the fact that I had to take a massive shit was becoming more and more imminent. It was early in the morning on a Sunday, and I was in a residential area. It became clear that I wasn't going to make it to the gas station. I was either going to have to take a dump somewhere fast, or shit my pants. I went between two houses, hoping everyone was still asleep. I was almost crying I had to go so bad. I had barely pulled my pants down over my ass when a soft, creamy load started pouring out. I quickly tried to get my pants down as far as I could and squatted down. After the initial load, my piss started coming out in a torrent. You can imagine, after a night of drinking, I had a bladder full. It sounded like a fire hose gushing in the grass, splattering over my soft load of poo. Unfortunately, even after all that, I knew I wasn't finished. I still had to shit some more, but it was going to take some work to force it out. I was already a mess, and here I was squatting over a pile of soft, smelly poo, over which I drained a load of pee. Suddenly, I heard a voice say, "Are you okay?" Jesus, there was a kid in the house that I was squatting next to, talking to me through the window. "Yes," I whispered, "I was walking by your house and had to go poop. I couldn't wait." I was scared to death that I had woken the neighborhood. I kept whipering to this kid that I was sorry. But then I got up my nerve and asked if they had any toilet paper I could use. He said yes, he would bring some out. While he was doing that, I madly started trying to force out the last of my bowel movement. This was a solid turd, wide and stubborn. As I was pushing it out, here comes this kid, maybe 7 or 8 years old, in his pajamas, with a roll of toilet paper. "Thank-you," I whispered, thinking that this kid was going to need therapy after seeing this. I forced out the last turd with a plop onto the wet, pile of goo on the ground underneath me. I took the toilet paper from the boy and started cleaning myself up. I was a mess. That kid got the show of a lifetime, but I didn't care. I must have apologized a million times to the kid while I was wiping myself off. He didn't say a word, just watched. I finally got cleaned up, pulled up my pants, and stood up. My legs were sore from squatting so long. We took the dirty toilet paper to his garage and threw it in the garbage can. I took 5 dollars from my purse and gave it to the boy and thanked him again. I got the hell out of there, made it to the gas station, got gas for my car, and I've never gone back by that house since. Jesus, that kid was so sweet, but I bet he's scarred for life after seeing that.

Honestly, i think the only reason women use the restroom together is because its of their primal herding instinct. Notice a lion pride, one or two males protect the pride consiting of females and cubs. The females do everything together, including hunting and raising young. I suspect the same for our female counterparts. Women do everything, or choose to do many things in groups. Its natures instincts rearing their heads when they need to "PEE" notice also you wont hear women say " take a piss" or "urinate" its just not cute enough for them... Ladies, just be honest and say when ya gotta take a dump, you guys will laugh about it :) Also, men are good for something, we know fart smells, and memorize who they belong to... when you've been farting all evening trying to cover it up, and when you tell us " Im going to freshen up" we know your taking a vain popping shit :) Nice try, but we know better.

My my, Dave, you are a funny character. Keep up the good work. Your ridiculous jokes are making me laugh=)

Ok heres the situation. your a girl on a campout with your girlfriends, its night time and the stall is like a mile away. you really really have to go. Do you sneak out into the dark alone OR do you poop with a girlfriend holding a flashlight for you? Ive been camping with girls before and they never i mean NEVER go to the beathroom. if it was 3 days i never saw a girl go to the bathroom. THERE were NO stalls also i might add.

Heres a question for the young and sexually active. ive never heard a story about it so i was wondering have any of you girls had anal sex and you havent crapped in 24 hours? hows that end up? would make a funny story =)

Here is the truth. Beautiful girls do not poop. Ugly ones do, but beautiful ones don't. They do occationally expel roses, but not poop. Can you imagine Natalie Portman and Nicole Kidman poop? No, you can't because they don't poop. They are goddesses, not humans. Such beatiful creatures do not produce vile and repugnant substance such as poop. It just does not and will not happen.

Ugly ones on the other hand do poop. I was working at this fastfood joint with a unisex bathroom for employees. Because the toilet wouldn't drain, I posted a big sign directing people to the bathroom for customers. Well, guess what. Somebody dropped massive logs. I mean massive. I immediately ran out to the kitchen, screaming at the employees, looking for the culprit. No one said anything, except this ugly chick who looked like Rosie O just winked at me with an ugly smile. I was appalled and scarred for life.

OK I take that back---ALL girls poop nasty piles of brown. I was at the mall today, and this one chick that was 10 times hotter than Natalie Portman ran right past me holding her butt. I could hear her blasting ass and I saw a huge slimy turd slide down her leg as she ran into the bathroom. The whole west wing of the mall reeked of diarrhea, and many people threw up. Now THAT scarred me for life.

Okay, somebody is a total impostor. And a jerk. I never posted the message above. What a asshole (excuse the pun).

i an imbasole who knows all about this but ill never tell 'till you e-mail me....... oh the hell with it girls have sex in washrooms

you guys are all weird this thing is just here so that girls dont have to be alone and have someone to talk to while they shit so just beleive me..... but i have to admit you guys are so f***ing funny, lol

Jessica L, or whoever you are. I bet you are a guy. Or you are an ugly girl. If not, prove that you are a cute girl who poops. See, you can't. Take a picture or something and send it to me. See, you can't because either you are a guy or an ugly girl who poops.

I think its funny some guys don't thinkthat girls poop like them..must be part of the grand conspiracy we've created. We are no different. I am 5'2 and not much over 100lbs but my poop is probably as big (or bigger) than some guys and has always smelled bad (I dont even like it)... I think guys considr me cute (I'm young an blonde) but we have the same systems and eat the same things, so what did you expect? I dont really like poop, but we all do it, so some should try to let go of these unrealistic expections..I've farted and pooped since I was a baby just like some huge guy..but some weirdos have a hard time "imagining it" well..my poop stinks bad too and I'm still proud to be a girl..so there!

Jess

Excuse me im a smoking dope who smokes dope...i watch girls take shits and i enjoy it if u have ?'s e-mail me at u know and have a nice shitting shit phone #=653-3624 im an ass

I'm a prostetute

Phone #=1-519-555-6688

Okay, forget what I said about exchanging pictures. That is just sick and twisted. Plus, if there is a photo showing a beautiful woman poop, its probably doctored by conspirators anyway. Beautiful girls don't poop. That is the absolute truth.

Well, I've lived with my beautiful girlfriend for 5 years now and have to say that she has never (obviously) dropped a load while I've been around. This leads me to conclude that girls just don't do it.

women shit they have intestines just like men do, they

are human, i am a girl.

i poop