Men or Women: Who's More Disgusting?

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There has always been an ongoing debate on which public restroom is the
most disgusting -- the women's or the men's. After what I witnessed last week I definitely say its the women's restroom.

Where I work I have many responsibilities. Among them, I am the Facilities
Administrator. Well one day last week, first thing in the morning, I got a
call from one of the girls downstairs, telling me that something nasty
happened in the woman's bathroom. I told her the janitorial people will be
in at night, it will just have to wait.

Well within the next two hours I
received many calls from grossed out female employees, telling me of the
horror in the bathroom, and wanting me to do something about it. In my mind
I imagined it was gross and didn't want to witness this scene.

In most cases
a persons imagination builds up the fear, and once confronted with the actual
situation, the person discovers its not as bad as imagined.

Well, this was a rare case. I went
down to witness this mess and reality was far worse then anything I could
have imagined.

First off, the smell was so bad I almost lost it. We are
talking vomit and diarrhea on the floor in the stall and out of the stall,
on the sink, drops of it everywhere. This was one sick bitch !! Its hard to
believe these substances could exist inside a human being.

I just put an
"out of order" sign on the bathroom door and directed people to go upstairs
to do their business.

Now the mystery is: who did this? Couldn't they find
the toilet? And with shit and puked sprayed all over the place, didn't they have
it on their clothes?

We checked payroll and nobody went home sick that day so this person worked
the whole day with this secret.

-- Doniker

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164 Comments on "Men or Women: Who's More Disgusting?"

Anonymous's picture

I think women have grosser things going on with their bodies, however they always keep mindful of this so they are very studious about keeping clean.

Men just aren't, I'm a house keeper so trust me I know. Men are either too lazy or just figure some one else will clean up after them.

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Anonymous, You need to get a grip on reality. The fact that you take shits is not much of a secret if everyone knows about it. Learn to relax and enjoy the experience of expelling waste from your cornhole. It is essential for good health and can actually feel pretty good, in a satisfying sort of way.

How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on!

Anonymous's picture

Shits just disgusting full-stop. I wish no one did it, it's depressing to exist because it makes me feel ugly, stupid, disgusting and no matter how great I become I always have a dirty secret and everyone knows I do because they do too.

Anonymous's picture

you put hidden cameras in toliets???? i can now that as a female i feel like i am not supposed to need the toliet and find it impossible to go even if theres only one other person in the house, so i wouldn't be doing anything so foul in a public loo anyway but i only pee hovering so the thought of cameras seeing anything upsets me deeply...

Anonymous's picture

Working at Burger King as a teen, I agree that women are far more disgusting in the BR. 3 times out of the 5 days on, the ladies room always had paper tissue everywhere! Sometimes it smelled, sometimes not. Many times I have seen tampons on the floor. And more than 3 times, there was vaginal blood on the floor.

Anonymous's picture

You expect someone to worry about flushing their baby down the toilet after they just had a miscarriage? They just lost their BABY you insensitive prick.

Anonymous's picture

I'm from Scotland and I've cleaned a few public toilets. I agree. Womens toilets as far as I've experienced, are generally not that bad, though realistically we are talking about public toilets here. The odd blocked toilet or drip on the seat is to be expected now and then and some busier places can be annoying if someones got face powder all round the sink. But I've rarely been in one that's that bad.

On the other hand, you can often tell you are approaching a men's toilet by the sheer smell. I think it might have something to do with the urinals.

Anonymous's picture

I used to be a house keeper in a hotel and the fire hose was opposite the men's toilets so I used to use the fire hose to clean the urinals. In this case the men's toilets were a lot worse than the women's, though there were probably more male customers. Skid marks and puke were the main problems.

The men's toilets were usually worse when I worked in Burger King too, though only two incidents stick out in my mind. A dirty nappy in the sink, diarrhea with tomato through it stuck to the bottom of a toilet like cement. I felt so sick I had to through the toilet brush out afterwards.

I think places people bring kids are usually the worst!

Anonymous's picture

You're harsh man, but you're damn right.

Anonymous's picture

Women are pretty and so is their poop.

Anonymous's picture

In all honesty, it is neither men nor women that are the disgusting factor, but the individual themselves. I will not state whether I am male nor female but I will state that I have never done any of the disgusting things nor would I ever stand for those gross defiling things. Certain people in the world are ignorant and disgusting, that is not to say that the whole sex is as well. Otherwise, you can say Johnny killed a man, therefore more men kill than women. Or Suzy had sex, therefore woman have more sex then men. It is ignorance itself for ANYONE to claim that all men or all women are one way or another, it is the individual themselves.

Anonymous's picture

I don't know how old you are, but you are one sick fuck. you don't put cameras in bathrooms unless you are a fuckin pervert.

Anonymous's picture

men have shit stains in their underwear all the time!

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Most of the men I know who talk like this don't have girlfriends, or can't get girlfriends.

.....hugging bunnies since 1969
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Anonymous's picture

Women are more disgusting. They constantly need to wear perfume and such to cover their battery acid smelling BO. Also if you ever see a woman's bathroom it's always a gross mess. Even though men sweat they still smell far better than women do whereas women don't smell good at all. Plus women have that yeast bloody gross vagina thing. Also if you go to someones house in which they don't flush the yellow, women's urine smells up the bathroom in a very gross skanky way. Men's urine can be gross too but not half as gross smelling as a woman's pee. I wish people would flush the toilet and stop that "if it's yellow let it mellow crap". There's nothing mellow about it, plus I don't want to use a toilet after a woman has left her skunky battery acid in there. Also there have been many times I've been waiting in line at a store and a women would come in smelling like rotting fish and BO that has forced me to leave the store. But when a man has crotch odors it's not half as bad and usually men's biggest problem is underarm odor. But a mans sweat doesn't make me want to vomit half as much as a womans gross smells.

Anonymous's picture

Once I used a restroom at a bookstore and a guy had just jerked off looking at a lowride magazine and left cum on the seat and the magazine in the toilet.

Anonymous's picture

I've worked in a busy restaurant and there is no comparison. Women are completely disgusting. It's not even the bloody smelly vagina thing.. they are just pigs with the paper and the way the leave the bathroom.

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How about a nice square one there baby. Cleanup will be a breeze.

Spongebob

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fuck you, Do you mind if the penis that satisfies you is a little bit green?

The Incredible Hulk


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prarie doggin's picture
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HELLOOOOOOOOO fuck you. Have you tried my gender yet? I'll make you whinny like the hot filly you are.

Mr. Ed

Trouble Making Cunt's picture

Dear fuck you, You are obviously displeased with the male sex because you have a severe penis deficiency. If you look halfway decent, teeth, arms, legs, etc., I would be only too happy to cure your problem with the loan of a few inches of my magnificent manhood stuffed in your orifice of choice.

Cordially yours,
Trouble making cunt/fucking machine/male shit.

fuck you's picture

Fuck you and your fucking gender.
The male sex is nothing but trouble making cunts and totall fuck machines destroying peoples lives and making mine a living hell.
Fuck you bastards.
Your fucking animals.

Your just saying fucking woman because your a male shit.

Anonymous Coward's picture

I am employed as a restroom/locker room cleaner at a major rec center.

I can tell you with authority that women are far nastier than men in the bathroom. Bloody tampons on the floor in the toilet stalls, the locker room floor and the shower floors is a daily occurance. Receptacles for used tampons are provided in every stall, however, women just pull them out an drop them wherever they want.

Every night there is toilet paper all over the floors. They also love to spit out their gum anywhere they damn well please. In short, women may be beautiful, but in the bathroom, the are nasty pigs.

sittingpretty's picture
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That sounds nice"poop ambassador to the UN".
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sorry about my spelling, i need to proofread before hitting send :)

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Great sp.....You could be a poop ambassador to the UN.

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How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on!

sittingpretty's picture
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How are my communication skills, Chief? Aside from laziness, do I pass?
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sittingpretty's picture
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Proper grammar(not that I'm an expert) is like saying excuse me after a fart. It is expected.
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misspoopsalot's picture
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Well, while this might be a close race, I would need to say us ladies are more gross then the men, true men might piss on the floor or the toilet seat if not using the urinal, but ladies when you are changing a tampon, please dispose of it in the trash and do not leave it on the flor, or on top of teh toilet and your pantie liners do not belong stuck to the walls of the stall, we all know what they look like yours is no different. When I was a teenager I had to clean this mess up in the restaurants I worked in and years later I still see the same shit, no pun intended. So girls we are guilty of being the dirtier gender. Words of advise, tampons belong in the trash not the floor, if you squat and pee the seat, wipe it up, because if the next person in the same stall needs to poop, they do not want to sit on your pee, as you would not want to sit on theirs. Boys might have smellier restrooms, but ladies take the prize when it comes to being slobs.

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Thank you sittingpretty.....I hate no one but find that having compassion for some can be exceedingly difficult. I probably rag some people more than I should over their poor command of the English language but I mean it in a constructive way. We will all get along better if we can communicate better.


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sittingpretty's picture
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You're a creep, Dildo Baggins. Changing your name hasn't changed your heart. Chief, I love your heart. I've a book of oriental sex moves, once, if that's what you are talking about.
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sittingpretty's picture
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I don't appreciate your crude attitude. I already feel your dislike for me, you creep. You keep making me lame and flame you. You don't learn.
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All this debate reminded me of the old English limerik:

There once was a woman from Wales,

She lived on a diet of snails,

When she tired of these,

She lived off the cheese,

That she clawed from her cunt with her nails.

Thank you, thank you very much._______
Look out for Number 1, but don't step in Number2

Look out for Number 1, but don't step in Number2

sittingpretty's picture
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All those uses sound pretty good except the cooking use. I don't like that use too much.
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sittingpretty on 07.31.2009 said, "Name one use, Chief. No, name ALL of the uses."

Well sittingpretty.....I can have sex by myself but I have found over the years that it is much more enjoyable if there is a woman involved.
There are so many different things that can be done, look in the Kama Sutra.

I could have adopted children but I got me a woman and we had them the old fashioned way.

Although I am a pretty damn good cook it is handy to have a woman around to take on this chore on occasion.

I can cuddle with my cats but my wife of 46 years is still the best cuddle available.

My wife offers superb companionship, someone to talk to when we are on trips.

I could go on and on but I'm sure you get the idea.


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Eat chilies and feel the burn!!

How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on!

sittingpretty's picture
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Except for every toilet alnog I-10 after Rita and Katrina, I haven't really seen a really badly littered gross, (like y'all describe,)restroom.
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sittingpretty's picture
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PD, I just now found the post from you on 4/6/08. I laughed out loud(=LOL). Have I eliminated the asterics yet. PD, is shit a curse word?
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sittingpretty's picture
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Name one use, Chief. No, name ALL of the uses.
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sittingpretty's picture
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I have to go with woman. Wicked things happpen to women in the toilet. It is very difficult to gain control of a fecal or bloody mishap in a public restroom.
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ChiefThunderbutt's picture
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Women may be disgusting but during my almost 68 years on planet earth I have found many uses for them.


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Eat chilies and feel the burn!!

How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on!

Meg Smith's picture

Without ever having been in the men's room, I have to go with women. It is EXTREMELY rare that I enter a ladies room without finding unflushed toilets containing any number of bodily discharges. Women are taught not to sit on the toilet seat; unfortunately, some of us have better aim than others. It is no contest. And we do not like to touch the toilet handles, not knowing what excrement-laced fingers have touched it before us. So it goes.

Poopsy McGee's picture
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Lin, I agree. The girls room can be a horror show. There are few smells as bad as poo stank intermingled with cheap perfume. That's the kind of smell that is an affront to one's taste buds.

Lin's picture

All of the restrooms around my school are disgusting, but the facilities next to the cafeteria are by far the worse (which is sad because they must get the most traffic!)...nobody flushes the toilet it seems like, poop just sitting there in masses, stinking up the room, USED tampons on the floors, paper towels everywhere, and to top it off, some girls spray perfume everywhere in an attempt to mask the "bad" odors...bleh. Pretty sure women take the cake for more disgusting.

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All of this talk of the cleanliness of public shitters hits home with me. I actually keep a battery powered black light with me just so I can verify the cleanliness factor. Is this due to some kind of phobia? Or some kind of childhood trauma or abuse? No. Its time for me to expose my curse, my burden, my cross to bear. I have been cursed with a gigantic, oversized cock. When I sit down to take a dump, my dick, named The Crippler, for obvious reasons, actually has to hang over the front of the toilet. At home I put a bucket to piss in between my feet, and in public I either use a Ziploc bag I keep with me, or I just let The Crippler dangle on the floor. Ergot, the black light. Urinals can be a problem too. The full length ones are heaven, but the standard wall mounted urinals are just not long enough. I can't count the number times I have introduced my cock to some unsuspecting urinal cake. So there you go. I hope this explains some of my hostility. Besides the constant backaches, tripping hazzards, and the social stigma associated with a cock of such titannic girth, it fucks with my bathroom habits, and that just won't do. Mrs. Jassole hates it too. Especially when I'm chasing her around the house with a stick of butter while whistling the theme from Last Tango in Paris. _______
Here I sit, my cheeks a flexin' , trying to give birth to another Texan!!

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While I was attending college I worked part time as a janitor in an elementary school. I once entered a stall that was used by first through third grade girls. Someone had done a very nice finger painting on the wall using a handful of dark brown and beige turd as paint. The design was great, very textural with a busy pattern. I almost hated to destroy this work of art.
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Eat chilies and feel the burn!!

How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on!

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i remember hearing that the ladies restroom was nastier than the mens years ago and at was from the mouth of another woman. I was floored because of the high degree of supposed hygiene cleanliness...

eeel!!... i'm so disgusted and turned off now!

prarie doggin's picture
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I just don't understand it. Your asshole is less than 1 cm/sq, and the target (bowl) is about 700 cm/sq. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE MISSING IT?? If we were dropping bombs that bad in WW2, I'd be speaking German right now.

El Scumbag's picture
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Who's most disgusting? Easy. Me.

Between the sexes though, well, I'd like to say women but it isn't. Us men win hands down in terms of who is most likely to leave the tooilet in an unsanitary state. That being said, although it's less frequent, I've seen some womens' toilets that have looked like someone's had a shit while breakdancing, so I suppose we're both as bad as each other.

Anonymous Coward's picture

it depends on the individual...i`m in UK and in both parts,never saw what`s being described...Once or twice...rarely...clean people...culture...education.

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I think both, depends on the individual person. I have had the misfortune to have to go in both. Being a mother I shamelessly waltzed right into the mens room to retrieve my son who was taking a long time and wouldn't answer my calls from the door. I saw a lot of piss puddles on the floor and not flushed logs but nothing to bad( I was already in there and had freaked all the men out so they left so why not check things out.

I have also had the horrible job of cleaning up after women. Once we had a clogged toilet filled to the brim with shit. My boss wanted me to put on gloves and dig out the obstruction. I refused and told him if he fired me I would sue his ass, so he got someone else to do it. Turns out someone shoved 20 tampons down the toilet before they took a giant liqushit.

I refuse to sit on public toilets, I admit it I am a hoverer, I also hold my daughters up so they don't have to sit on the seat.I just don't feel safe even with a ultra thin layer of paper between me and the freakin petri dish that is the public toilet seat. I have seen shit smeared all over the walls, bloody tampons laying all over the floor, shit smeared all around the seat, a used pad stuck to the wall and a shitty diaper left "open faced" on the counter next to the sink. I am the first to admit there are some pretty sick bitches out there and they ruin it for the rest of us. Personally I try to not touch anything with my bare skin while I'm in there and I only use a public toilet if the threat of an accident is emminet.

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