Men or Women: Who's More Disgusting?
There has always been an ongoing debate on which public restroom is the
most disgusting -- the women's or the men's. After what I witnessed last week I definitely say its the women's restroom.
Where I work I have many responsibilities. Among them, I am the Facilities
Administrator. Well one day last week, first thing in the morning, I got a
call from one of the girls downstairs, telling me that something nasty
happened in the woman's bathroom. I told her the janitorial people will be
in at night, it will just have to wait.
Well within the next two hours I
received many calls from grossed out female employees, telling me of the
horror in the bathroom, and wanting me to do something about it. In my mind
I imagined it was gross and didn't want to witness this scene.
In most cases
a persons imagination builds up the fear, and once confronted with the actual
situation, the person discovers its not as bad as imagined.
Well, this was a rare case. I went
down to witness this mess and reality was far worse then anything I could
First off, the smell was so bad I almost lost it. We are
talking vomit and diarrhea on the floor in the stall and out of the stall,
on the sink, drops of it everywhere. This was one sick bitch !! Its hard to
believe these substances could exist inside a human being.
I just put an
"out of order" sign on the bathroom door and directed people to go upstairs
to do their business.
Now the mystery is: who did this? Couldn't they find
the toilet? And with shit and puked sprayed all over the place, didn't they have
it on their clothes?
We checked payroll and nobody went home sick that day so this person worked
the whole day with this secret.
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