The obvious suggestion is a webcam -- not only will you catch the shitter in the act, but you can also make revenue because there's plenty of guys on the net who will pay for live feeds of hot young studs (i'm assuming) taking craps.

Well, obviously this guy's eating something that doesn't agree with him. Could be a very extensive case of the beer shits...or maybe the kitchen should stop serving stewed prunes at breakfast.You also may want to check with the health center to track down any students with a known case of the super-runs.

Set up a trap for him. Have a pristine innocent toilet all set up for the taking....and do a stakeout.

Just remember though -- one of you is a traitor. Someone in your house is Crap the Ripper... so be careful who you trust. Tell only those that need to know. And do go to the bathroom alone...

suran wrap every toilet
remove all devices that could be used to wipe
that should (he he he) flush him out!!

It's Brian Newman...traces of GNC products all over the Poop have been found. Newman it is you!!

The key here is cunning and stealth. Wild accusations will not flush the pooper out into the open, but rather will cause him to retreat further into the shadows. No, to catch a serial shitter, one must think like a serial shitter. So let us speculate: what is the motivation behind leaving one's shit for all the fraternity to see? Is it pure evil? Unlikely -- what we mistake for pure evil is usually action based on warped psychological motivaiton. Rather, I suggest the pooper is someone who's artistic nature is being denied --- someone who posses the will and temperament to create great beauty, but for some reason is unable to express himself in the traditional media. This is how he pays back those who oppress him: by leaving a version of his art so powerful that people can't help but to pay attention. Who among this group fits that description? Find him, and you'll find your shitter.

It is very rare but perhaps this serial shitter is...a woman!

perhaps... perhaps your frat ha an intruder in its midsts! Fellas, how's the security around there?

Gross! Why don't they make toilets with larger bowls and larger pipes so this won't happen again. It is probably one of those stupid 1.6 gallon low-flow toilets. :(

Seems you've got real problems. I'd get a hound to the scene as close to the time of the extrusion as possible, let him get a good wiff and then track that asshole down.

I used to work in a department store that was plaqued by a serial shitter. He would come in everyday like clockwork, do his business, then leave. He was also a local transient, and would not purchase anything in the store. One day we saw him walk in, at a fast pace and headed for the bathroom. I beat him to the stalls, and took the toliet paper rolls from the spools. I couldn't escape fast enough with the rolls, so I hid in the next stall. He sat down and did his business. It stank to high heaven. He said, "shit" and knocked on the stall door. "Excuse me, this sides out of paper, could you hand me some?" I laughed and ran out. I shouted, "This is no place to take a shit!" He never came back.

good work Our Daily Loaf!

Our Daily Loaf, presents a dilema on the one hand the guy was a serial shitter, on the other hand ODL was attempting to commit acts of poop naziism. Did ODL do the right thing, isn't it our right as americans to shit in any public toilet we want. This is a real dilema.

I say all turd terrorists should have their butt cheeks welded together for a certain amount of time.

Hey! I'm a turd terrorist. I may Crap the Shitter! It's an art to clog a toilet this bad! By the way, I'm for hire. Need a toilet to clog?

I was thinking of laying a good turd at the White House. Then again, who would notice when there's already one serving in the Oval Office with his turdlet friends.

Nice job Loaf

Contined... To cut the sory short, while I was conpletely off my pickle I had to scoope out with my hand my own special blend of shit stew into a leeking plastic bag and out into the bin on the key without waking anyone. I smelt bad. It had been smeared all the way around the U-bend man it was wrong because I was out of my head I've been able to pretend it didn't happen it got blamed on the Saudi's anyway so who cares. what a summer.

I work on a boat that is chartered by the mega rich it costs 230k for one week to hire. One day I snuck in into the day heads used exclusively by the guests when on charter. At the time we were in Ibiza and had a Saudi Prince on board. I was warned that the heads were out of order but so were my bowls due mainly to alot of porridge in the morning and more recently a large line of the killa vannila. Desperation took hold and while everyone slept(passed out from exessive booze)I decided to use the "nice" toilet. Oh god it felt so good at the back of my mind was a tiny voice of the engineer telling me the heads were busted fuck it I thought, there was no sign up and everything seemed in order. When I had finished filling the bowl with rich brown porridge poo I tried to flush. Whoops. On closer inspection the main pipe didn't appear to be connected where did it connect to? Oh the floor in the panel behind.

I know this terrible crime spree happened several years ago now, but my bet would be it turned out to be the housemother. I wish someone would give us a followup.

We have a post going over in the forums about "Ways to Stop Up a Toilet (on Purpose)," which this reminds me of.

Paul, That is one expensive rental, Dang
Producing waste since 1967

Slim Jim Junkie - I have two pairs of words for you: 'Duct Tape' and 'Hairy Butt'.
If a serial shitter wakes up wearing pair of DT-BVD's he may be smart enough to stop.

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You have the right to remain Silent but Deadly....

IDK, u may need to use restrooms at your local restaurants...
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I will never shit somewhere that only has that horrible, scratchy brand of toilet paper. That stuff sucks!