So you should call it the twat squat!

But really though, just shit at home, and use that invention, I forgot what it is called, but it is so you can pee standing up, it is somewhere in the forums.

one time at work, i was poopin' and i reached around to wipe (leaning all my weight on the left side), when the toilet (which for some reason was not bolted down) began to lean over as well. To my amazement, it fell all the way over and shattered. all of my dung and the water it swam in was now all over the restroom and on my legs and shoes. i quickly ran out the back door (emergency exit) and have not been back.

i have been a squatter for years now, and it's wonderful. I have a phobia of dropping the deuce in public, so i haven't tried that one out, but what i would do if i had green apple splatters at the movies, i would stand up untill last minute, then squat to let it all out, that way, you dont spend prep-time squatting.

We females are really at a disadvantage as we cannot aim our piss and have to sit for pissing. This is seen as a submissive posture by males. I have the experience of my boyfriend pushing his cock in my mouth when I was sitting for piss.

I know a girl who, on a several day long 'band camp' (its a cliche but they do happen) where the loos weren't all that clean, said that she even hovered over the seat without making contact when she took a dump. She also held it in all day and then set her alarm for 3AM so she could go when there was no-one around. This is impressive bowell control, bearing in mind she picked an exact and unusual time of night to go and was still able to 'powerpoop' it all out before her thigh muscles gave up.

I was using a search engine to find some information and through a miss spelling I came across this site. I was both amazed and relived to find a forum where such matters could be so frankly discussed.

I am a 35 year old english woman with my mother right from a child instilling in me not to sit on toilet seats so I have many years experience of ‘hovering’.

I work for a large financial institution and when I visit the ladies room if possible I like it quite with no one else in there. Wear a company two piece suit my routine is I take my jacket off and hang it on the back of the door, pull up my skirt around my waist, push my knickers down to about four inches above my knees, thus allowing me to get my legs as far apart as possible whilst keeping my knickers well away from the works.

Now being tall and long legged and not lowering myself very much when I’m over the toilet my urine has a long way to travel so at times it makes a tremendous splashing sound when it hits the water this is one reason why I like to be alone in the toilets, the other being, if I’m doing gallons I tend to gasp/grunt a little about mid way through the process. We do have a young lesbian girl in the office and often find when I come out of the stall’s she’s there doing her makeup I suspect she ‘gets off’ a little on the noise.

Its been refreshing to be able to relate some of my toilet habits and I do hope its of interest to some of your readers [if it is I may post another account].

I appreciate the honesty of the women who admit that squatting over toilets is not always as easy as it sounds. Strong thighs and good aim are the key. I remember talking to a young woman who was very open about her bathroom experiences. She told me that she would squat for over a half-hour dumping loose turds because she never sat on the toilet, even if she was weak, and I asked her if she very tired after that. She told me that she was, but it was important that she did not make contact with the toilet seat while constantly dispelling soft, loose stools. Also, I appreciated what Jane W. was saying about being tall and long-legged and having difficulty squatting low over the toilet to demonstrate the dilemma of tall women using public ladies rooms. If I ever marry a woman, I would make sure that if she gives birth to a girl, that she will teach her how to protect her body as she grows up and confronts germs. Hopefully, she will teach her to squat. But what if she passes on during childbirth and I have to raise the girl alone? It makes for an awkward situation, doesn't it? I don't know if I can toilet train her, let alone teach her to squat. I may have to marry another woman who, hopefully, will instill this in my daughter. It's amazing how the growing germ problem has forced more than half of prime-of-life women to protect their bottoms, which is good for all of us, not just women. You learn something new everyday!!!

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Just sit on the damn toilet bitch. It's not going to kill you. This is ridiculous. If it bothers you that much, keep a bottle of the Purell hand sanitizer stuff that kills 99% of germs on contact, in your purse, put a squirt on some toilet paper, and wipe the seat with it first. Then not only will the seat be clean, but you will also sanitize your ass when you sit on it.

guys, what do u do with ur dick when u shit?

I'm a toilet hoverer, and I don't always do it because the seat is clean. Usually I don't see the point of sitting unless I have to crap, and even then I can hold my ass cheeks open so poo doesn't smear on them. Kiss my ass, Poopies!

i squat through and through, and have even managed to grasp the technique of squatting whilst pooping! its a fantastic method, as you dont catch all those icky germs left by others (i mean can you really trust where other people's bums have been?!?!), and your thigh muscles become so much stronger and toned!! all in all, you can't loose.

You mean women shit, too! Oh, God! Now all my fantasies will be shitty.

Yes, women can drop the bomb, too. I fantasize of them being WWII B-17 bombers dropping stools and air-raiding toilets...just like men. I mention B-17 bombers because (if you look at WWII movies) the planes had pictures of pin-up girls painted on them, and were even named for women. This is how I fantasize of women having huge turds or loose stools, especially if they squat over the toilet, and particularly if they were shorts, skirts, or dresses.

You need help. All of you.

do you poop yourselves?

humm...i was looking for info on using the toilet in india and came across this...hummm interesting are all you all mad! ... going to the toilet is a chance to sit and relax...why worry about germs, and strengthing your thighs etc....just sit do your business and leave...easy as that!

What really suck is when you're a dude and your junk takes a dive when you sit down to squeeze one out. I don't care so much about a little dried piss residue on my ass cheaks, but Jesus... I don't want my dick hanging in there with all that shit.

Ooh I knew it !!! It's the WOMEN who make the seat wet and spread the rumour that men are jerks who can't lift the seat while taking a piss. And one word to those obsessed with being infected by germs : You'll just weaken your immune system if you think like that. It's perfectly normal and necessary to come into contact with bacteria on a daily basis and develop your own immunity. I never needed any anti-biotics in my entire lifetime. And then piss is sterile most of the time anyway.

Whatever you do... dont put hand sanitizer in your ass. :0

"If you sprinkle
When you tinkle,
Please be neat,
Wipe off the seat!"

If you hinkey dinky parlez poo
While in the crowded dinky loo
Don't be a scurvy stanky snatch,
For others' sake please light a match!

"Odor in the court! The judge is eating beans--his wife is in the bathtub counting submarines." Author Unknown

I like the thought of the lady splashing so loud. wish i could hear!

when i poop i hold my penis down

For the retarded men who posted here... IF your dick touches the seat or drops into the water (which I highly doubt) then put a few layers of TP on the seat and rest your theoretically huge PUD on it and quit bitching. Hold it safely down to piss, and then rest it back there again.

Yes Mr. BIG SCHLONG but you should ALSO keep your dick hairs trimmed too because that can redirect the piss causing you to piss in two and three multidirectional streams thats why WE sprinkle when WE tinkle. We being men that is.....
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The Thunderous Crapper 63 Enjoying home toilet advantage since 2004!

I just hold my dick downwards so it do not touch the front of the bowl. You cannot rest it on top of the toilet seat as one commenter suggested, as you pee a few times while crapping. And to the guy whose pubic hairs are long enough (or penis is short enough) that they obstruct his urine stream, i am sorry for you!

I luv it when I can get out in the garden at someone else's house and do it - preferably somewhere with a large garden and lots of grass. I push my ass out backwards and usually put my pants down and on the floor, though I have done it where I've put any obstructing material to one side! I shall have to try the finger method though!

The "pre-sprinkled" seat seems very common in the public ladies room, as does the general workaround of hovering, but most womem don't lift the seat when they do hover. What would wmen thing of seat that raised itself ifnot being sat on? This would greatly encourge hoverers to pee with the seat upannot even bave to touch a dirty seat. Irealize this smacks of the old argument of having the men put the seatdown after peeing,but it might be practical never the less,

Guess Pee reporter (not verified) -- 04.16.2008 (not to Dave - I did the original on my PDA, which is not anything like a full screen and now I look at it, there were a number of mistakes in typing. I'm sorry I didn't see them on the small Palm, but would you mind replacing my previous text with the much better one, please? Sorry for the trouble, but I felt inspired to write it when I did.)

The "pre-sprinkled" seat seems very common in the public ladies room, as does the general workaround of hovering, but most women don't lift the seat when they do hover. What would women thing of a seat that raised itself if not being sat on? This would greatly encourage hoverers to pee with the seat up and not even have to touch a dirty seat. I realize this smacks of the old argument of having the men put the seat down after peeing, but it might be practical never the less.

this site has branched out. cool.
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I will never shit somewhere that only has that horrible, scratchy brand of toilet paper. That stuff sucks!